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Angry Gorilla

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  1. Though unlikely, what if Kyler comes back next year?
  2. Can someone refresh my memory on the clown suit bet? Was that last place for the picks with friends?
  3. Free to whoever wants to buy me a beer. In New Orleans now. Sec 121 row 9. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  4. Sec 121, Row 9 (I think, will confirm when I get home). I’m in FW but can Fedex today. $200 total. Or send me any reasonable offer. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  5. Me too, and I've never tweeted anything on any of his threads or anything about A&M ever.
  6. Seems dangerous for someone who can't touch in the shallow end
  7. Not that cheap, but Knot Standard is great.
  8. Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
  9. I tried the lobster roll at The Dock and it was pretty good
  10. I should have bought the hangers after the first time. My mistake was asking my wife nicely to not take them and thinking she would. I guess this belongs in the stupid husband thread. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  11. I tried this and didn't recognize anything. Then I realized that the house we AirBNB out in Austin has my spotify account linked to the Sonos system. So this is what the renters listened too I guess... 94,439 minutes Plug Walk - Rich the Kid Esskeetit - Lil Pump Pity Party - I Belong to the Zoo Congratulations - Post Malone Distansya - Agsunta Alone - Marshmello Unlonely - Jason Mraz Primitif - Vald Mount Sinai - $uicideBoy$ BOOM! - Lil Yachty
  12. I did order 100 hangers. And yes it's not about the hangers, it's the attempt to play victim every time she knows she fucked up.
  13. Every year when they say they are playing Robot Santa after break I roll my eyes and consider changing the station, but every year I end up laughing my ass off when they start playing it. "This is what Mark David Chapman was listening to when he unloaded that revolver."
  14. My wife owns a small women's clothing boutique. She is constantly bringing home clothes from the store that she either has to mail out, get altered or dry cleaned, or return to the designer. Every time she takes all the hangers in the closet to hang them on her little hanging rack she uses. Now, every time I take my laundry into the closet to fold, I have maybe 2 hangers left. I've asked her calmly and politely many times and offered to buy her as many hangers as she needs from Amazon. Yet every week I have no hangers. Now when I confront her about it, instead of asking nicely I tell her (without raising my voice) to stop taking my hangers and to buy some if she needs them. She then starts acting like I'm OJ with some uncontrollable temper and am about to snap at any second. That makes me 10X more ragey than the hangers. I would rather her look me in the eye and say "fuck you, I'll use your hangers whenever I damn well please" than start trying to reverse the situation and act like the victim.
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