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Longhornstampede

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  1. I have no intention of EVER torturing macaque with power tools, and even less of putting it in a blender
  2. They get stuck under coffee tables...
  3. Oof!
  4. I'll be self deporting for a week to Costa Maya and Cozumel. I wonder if that will boost their numbers.
  5. Spread weed and feed and insecticide over my entire yard yesterday. The rain today was enough to soak it all into the ground but not wash it away. That's probably 60 bucks I won't have to shell out on my water bill this month putting out the sprinklers.
  6. I bet he felt pretty stupid being forced to speculate that a C-17 Globemaster flying high overhead and obviously hauling ass to somewhere, was an Air Force surveillance plane for the sake of drama on the show. I guess the paychecks make it easier to keep a straight face.
  7. There is always an empty parking space directly in front of the place they are going
  8. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJQTFbSpmL7/?igsh=MW5obHVrNGVjM2tmZQ==
  9. Number 2 is about to bukkake that goat with his right hand
  10. Slurpee straws at 7-11 with the little scoop at the end. Fucking useless....just do away with them and provide regular straws with everything.
  11. Sorry folks that was me. I had menudo from La Michoacana this morning...
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