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Longhornstampede

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  1. I have no intention of EVER torturing macaque with power tools, and even less of putting it in a blender
  2. They get stuck under coffee tables...
  3. Oof!
  4. I'll be self deporting for a week to Costa Maya and Cozumel. I wonder if that will boost their numbers.
  5. Spread weed and feed and insecticide over my entire yard yesterday. The rain today was enough to soak it all into the ground but not wash it away. That's probably 60 bucks I won't have to shell out on my water bill this month putting out the sprinklers.
  6. I bet he felt pretty stupid being forced to speculate that a C-17 Globemaster flying high overhead and obviously hauling ass to somewhere, was an Air Force surveillance plane for the sake of drama on the show. I guess the paychecks make it easier to keep a straight face.
  7. There is always an empty parking space directly in front of the place they are going
  8. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJQTFbSpmL7/?igsh=MW5obHVrNGVjM2tmZQ==
  9. Number 2 is about to bukkake that goat with his right hand
  10. Slurpee straws at 7-11 with the little scoop at the end. Fucking useless....just do away with them and provide regular straws with everything.
  11. Sorry folks that was me. I had menudo from La Michoacana this morning...
  12. That call was Angel Hernandez-like
  13. This isn't so funny anymore...
  14. Something about growing hair on your palms....
  15. Opposite of embarrassing...but I'll put it on here... Had a 4 year long "arrangement" with my ex girlfriend's mom that started when she was 39 and I was 19... 2 years into said "arrangement" finally banged the ex girlfriend when she was a freshman at Texas. Thank god neither knew about the other. Now THAT would have been embarrassing....or maybe not.
  16. At my wife's family cemetery near Cherokee, Tx
  17. Darrell Scott is a whole other level of talent. Voice, guitar playing and songwriting https://youtu.be/W9EckNMwRkc?si=YgWWzVw4b6AgQtQS
  18. "Lee Ann Womack... I'm really particular to female voices
  19. This song is heartbreaking https://youtu.be/k8iz8oNzOxM?si=obCEcc5IBM-8VsKm
  20. Early on in her country phase I don't think there was a better voice than Neko Case. Even now anything she sings is amazing including the stuff she does with the new pornographers https://youtu.be/NYGod41gG9M?si=eU6Nptj8HfYq70yl
  21. Marty Robbins...indeed. I kept this album from my Dad's collection after he passed away. Original print. Story of My Life was the song he dedicated to my mom when they got married
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