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Longhornstampede

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  1. Buncha feggets round here...
  2. For a cougar, I would definitely consider sniffing her farts....
  3. I guess Stuxnet didn't age well...
  4. Never fails to put a smile on my face... https://www.facebook.com/share/r/g2ZqPQuL8pKahAaP/?mibextid=Ls6BEq
  5. This thread was so over the top by page 3 that I swear it was going to be revealed as a long game April Fools joke coordinated by imma, lab and derka. I kept reading on just waiting for the punch line. But shit has gotten real!
  6. Akshay might wanna hit up PTerrys for a few cheeseburgers while he's down there!
  7. That should be just enough for the front 9
  8. Getting drunk on a Friday night is too. Gotta get up and drive to Cherokee in the morning for a meeting with the in laws family cemetery group. Nice drive and some good places to see along the way.
  9. Going cheap and simple tonight... Vodka and Fresca
  10. Stackin em up in waxahachie today...
  11. Bourbon on bourobon..... I mean ice.... Aww fuck it.... Whiskey in the glass.... The coffee pot is already programmed to start at 8am... Brand. New bottle of Bailey's ready to be cracked open for breakfast Sleepy time after one last one
  12. Electronic drum machines playing a track in place of a real musician. AKA all modern "country" music
  13. C'mon man, it's opening day. Let it go for a minute and don't be a bitch
  14. I'm not sure the guys who did the ad for Huffines could have found a more energetic and charismatic testimonial that Ana Portillo belting out their jingle and telling us about here experience of buying her 5th car...
  15. Topo Chico sucks. It's no better than drinking alka-seltzer
  16. I just poured some orange juice into my vodka.... It's 8:19 AM
  17. Are you and shadow op 2.0 related and on/off the same meds?
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