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Everything posted by UncleSonny
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Yeah, what the computer said. Saban regularly had offenses with multiple first rounds picks on the OL, and Julio Jones, Mark Ingram, Eddie Lacy, and Trent Richardson all on the same team that would finish outside the top 20 in yards and points. It wasn't until he hired Kiffin that things really took off for their offense and they peaked last season under Sark. I think it's safe to say Washington was pretty below average talent that he inherited. USC is it's own deal. It's also worth noting that he didn't call the plays at those stops and he's called that a mistake that he won't be making again. Guy knows his strengths as a coach and has learned from his missteps along the way. We have enough talent where the only thing he should have to do with Money and Brewer is figure out their proper placement for a nice senior day ovation. That said...yeah fine it's probably not a bad idea to hold off on sucking each other's dick after the decade plus we've had. It's silly to act like his offensive reputation is solely based on Saban's 5stars though.
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2020 - 2021 Dallas Mavericks: That motherfu*ker in Dallas is coming
The Warriors missed the playoffs because they didn’t get a single game from their 2nd best player and the huge cap number he ties up (minus the relatively small exception they got back). I think it may be a little reductive to say the Jazz were bounced because Rudy is overplayed but he did have a bad series. Agree, the 76ers loss is all on Simmons
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2021 NFL Offseason Thread -- Trades/Cuts/Free Agent Signings/Firings, Etc.
Ha, he was the guy explaining compound interest and blowing everyone's mind. Good for him, will be interesting to see what happens from here. I haven't seen any statements from coaches or teammates yet.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Flood looking at Tope:
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CR: COVID-19 --Political Talk
Well that’s just like...your experience. Stop trying to keep Cole from living free.
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CR: COVID-19 --Political Talk
Cole sort of seems like he sucks.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Agreed, post signing day when Sarkisian was making the tv/radio/podcast rounds he made a point to mention Abiara pretty much every time. Feels like the staff is really high on him.
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2021 transfer thread
The Phillips talk caused me to fall down a rabbit hole in his wikipedia, what a fucking lunatic. I was pretty young during his time at Neb and didn't remember most of the details. Aaron Hernandez may have caught more bodies but Phillips really stacked up some heinous domestic violence numbers. Seeing that Bradford was arrested in December for shoplifting was pretty quaint really.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
It's really not as uncommon as some of you guys make it out to be. From 2019 class alone several elite guys did it: https://247sports.com/Season/2019-Football/Decommits/?sortby=rank Stingley, Trey Sanders, Evan Neal, Bru McCoy (sort of counts?), Theo Wease...
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
I'm starting to feel like young Donovan just may have a need for attention.
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2020 - 2021 Dallas Mavericks: That motherfu*ker in Dallas is coming
Oh shit. Here is his statement:
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Not ideal, but on the bright side I think Sarkisian and most of the staff are probably pretty unfazed by these type of chaotic recruitments given their previous experience. They've been on both sides of it and I'd expect them to keep working on Owens with little damage done from the actual de-commitment. If it was Tom it's more likely than not he would immediately pull some arrogant bullshit borne out of his insecurity and burn the bridge for the player, their family, trainer, and several other prospects in the class at the process.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
“The NCAA doesn’t investigate violations because of the fear of being cancelled” is quite a take.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
That's true and I guess it would be very NCAA to drop the hammer on Washington for some kind of administrative fuckups and didn't help them scrape together their barely top 20 classes while whistling past the open auctions going on in the SEC.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Washington hasn't recruited well enough to have been significantly cheating though.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
It's pretty dumb and pointless to "gotcha" one dumb point she makes when everything that comes out of her mouth is bullshit, but the DSA literally has a Veterans working group. https://dsaveterans.org/
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
For reference: Bijan: 81.1K IG followers Overshown: 12.6K Whittington: 27.4K Card: 14.8K Jamison: 16.3k Fucking Kai Money has almost 4K
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
This for sure. I have a friend who accidentally backed into making money on Instagram through a cocktail feed. His account started getting some traction and it was shocking how early (like a couple thousand followers) that companies started reaching out to him with offers to pay him to use their brands and sending him free bottles and glassware. He's built the thing to like 14K followers pretty fast without a ton of effort. Guy already had a great job and now a nice little side source of income that keeps his bar stocked.
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Abbott signs NIL bill
Yeah Brian, you are just scratching the surface...this is some basic ass shit compared to what's coming.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
What is the connection there exactly? I don't remember the circumstance where he keeps working out with big time NFL receivers that don't have UT connections. Is his dad a trainer/coach these days?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I'm picking up that this thread is not the place to comment on our irrational numerical triggers. Noted, although I've never felt more alone before.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
It's very stupid on my part, but sort of chafe at giving recruits #20 or another retired number for these photoshoots. Like in my head I feel like someone needs to tell them they won't be getting that number if they end up here.- Top Chef Portland
This is spot on IMO. Kind of shitty for Byron (especially after the gauntlet they put him through) but there is no reason to put him right back into the game just to be eliminated immediately again. Sara or Sasha could have made a run if they got back in but still probably not won.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Dude really knows how to soft-sell a story. - Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
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