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Sejjr

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  1. It brings me comfort to know that had we won 2 more games (Wash and Michigan), and won the National Title, aggy would be saying the exact same shit.
  2. "I just don't think they're right there, but they're up there probably, I would say, top 5 for sure, like talent across the board." -Billy Someone call the marketing department...we have the aggy motto for 2024, hot off the presses!
  3. Colin Simmons is going to be an absolute beast. And fuck LSU. They need to fuck off and get the fuck out of Duncanville. We need to get Dakorien Moore.
  4. I had never heard of this Andrew Hattersley fellow before. And lets be honest….that name does not sound very aggy. Sounds a bit more like a poncey, limey-fruit foreign sort of name. It would be so much cooler if we called him “Hatt” instead.
  5. Of course he is. He’s ringing the NIL dinner bell.
  6. Kenny is one bus rant away from Longhorn Legend status.
  7. Surly 5 Stages of Grief: 1. Acceptance 2. Depression 3. Bargaining 4. Anger 5. Denial
  8. Well, I thought it was a very lovely story. And you tell it so well, with such enthusiasm.
  9. It's a little different. We all know who Collin Klein is.
  10. Just a reminder that the Greatest Recruiting Class of All Time® was 100% above-board. Just some 5-star kids who really wanted to be aggies!
  11. I gotta admit, I am enjoying the aggy pivot from “sips have no idea what they are in for when they face the SEC” to “our portal 3rd-team All-Mac LB will be excellent against the SEC”.
  12. Today I learned that all our best players are declaring for the NFL because they are scared to play in the SEC.
  13. What is this milquetoast you speak of, and where can I get some?
  14. After getting fired at Army for cheating he managed to hang around on the fringes of the coaching world long enough to get a massive payday from the easiest mark in the sport. Insanely impressive indeed.
  15. You'd have to go Ocean's Eleven on the Hall of Champion to steal that rare masterpiece first.
  16. That has been their mission statement since Al Gore invented the internet.
  17. So, we happy? Fuck it, I'm happy. Amazing class. Sark fucks.
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