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Sejjr

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  1. I’m thinking the sex scandal is a no go. Jimbo probably never leaves his castle after he gets home. They need to set up some agent provocateurs in the stands to heckle Lil’ Jimbo and get that Napoleon rage flowing on camera, like the FSU “come down here and say that shit” video. Their only hope for “cause” is to get him to blow his lid and lose it on a “fan” or something.
  2. It is absolutely bizarre that Jimbo’s recruiting strategy is to corner the market on elite DL prospects, at any cost. Meanwhile, Texas has a better D line this year despite the star rankings. Development matters. Star rankings and mythical recruiting titles belong on a t-shirt or a commemorative cup.
  3. Who are 30 college players better than Xavier Worthy?
  4. Aggy thinks we’d have lost to Wyoming if their starting QB played. Aggy pretends to know all about Texas, yet they don’t know the simple fact that backup QBs are Texas’ kryptonite? And now we gotta face another one this week.
  5. For sure. I don't think I have seen that before. Very effective if you don't jump offsides.
  6. I look forward to the obvious excuses coming from aggy after they lose to "the worst Alabama team in the Saban era." It's like AgGPT at this point. "Sip did not play THIS Alabama team." "T-Ewe didn't face THIS Jalen Milroe." or if Milroe gets replaced: "Sips got lucky to play Jalen Milroe, who Jimbo and Co. almost beat last year!! If (current Bama QB) had played, no way Sip woulda won." It really does write itself.
  7. Manziel will no doubt want to bring in Tom Herman for obvious reasons.
  8. I saw Portnoy walk by at the game with his little entourage of sycophants. He was wearing a Horns Down cap. Fuck that douchebag.
  9. Actually quite a few in the national media are talking about them in the same breath. “Texas looks like a playoff contender, aggy looks like a failed experiment” followed by sensible chuckles.
  10. I mean, if you count all the brave ags that died saving our ungrateful asses from Hitler, it has to be closer to a million.
  11. This is an oldie but a goodie, like a rotary phone. The truth in that post is that aggy really only cares about recruiting rankings, and how many “5 stars” they can claim. They have shown year over year, they really DON’T care that much about wins and losses. I guess that makes sense on some level. If you’ve never known any sustained success on the field, you gotta manufacture something to get excited about. Fake titles, fake victories, fake army….aggy is actually the pay phone of college football. Put it on the wall!
  12. This is fantastic. But pure bullshit…Pantone could never afford the royalties for Aggie Maroon.
  13. TEXAS - 56 Rice - 3 Brooks will average 15+ ypc with a 60+ TD run Baxter will score 2 TDs Chunk plays all day.
  14. I really look forward to all the mouth-breathers continuing to spout the "Bama Bully-Ball" bullshit next week, and how Texas will just get manhandled in that game. Our DL and OL are massive. We are not a fucking G5 Try-hard team. Those fucks said the same shit about USC in 2005, then USC saw our team and were like...fuck, these guys are as big and fast as we are.
  15. I have no idea how terrible College Station High is, but that film is hilarious.
  16. "The sips are not ready to face the size and aggressiveness of the lines of the elite SEC teams." aggy was more accurately (factually, like in 'real-life') not remotely ready to face the size and aggressiveness of the elite Sun Belt teams.
  17. They keep talking about how you gotta have depth in the SEC, cause, "it's just different" and stuff. Have they not seen their own roster?
  18. I love how every team in their expert collective hive mind improves over time, except for Texas. They bleat out these "facts" about our talent and our schedule and our "culture" while showing they actually have zero knowledge about our Program currently. Last year we had to hear how Bijan was average, nowhere near as good as Achane. Now, he is irreplaceable and was solely responsible for the games we actually won last year. Our true sophomore DJ Campbell "can't crack the starting lineup," they have no idea who our running backs are but they probably suck, our best DTs are Collins and Broughton and both are "busts," and Ewers has a weak arm and also totally sucks. BUT because the BDF is such a trash conference, and our schedule is G5 level, we will probably win 10 or 11 games this year, because our talent is so much better than anyone we play not named Bama who will crush us. Also we are gonna lose 3-4 games cause we suck, and someone made a huge bet on the 9.5 wins under. It is all so confusing, yet makes perfect sense. And we apparently love Trannies.
  19. This shit is truly glorious. Bag Hag just bought herself another season of her epic troll game.
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