Everything posted by Patrick Bateman
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Sanborn had a chance, but he was juked out of his jock. Shitty fucking 2nd half. Hate to say it, but this one is on CeeDee...... he killed 2 drives and you lose by 4. That and the Sanders fumble in the RZ were the differences.... Bleh.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
What the fuck is Elam playing 8 yards off the ball? You can't just let him run a little out route for 8 yards. WTF, man..... this is HS level shit.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
3rd time Lamb has his hands on the ball and drops it. Yes, it's a touch catch, but man..... Make a fucking play.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
CeeDee again!!!! WTF!!!!! Catch the fucking ball!!!!
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Hard to throw much more when the pass rush is in your face in 2 seconds. The OL is getting whipped with some basic stunts upfront on pass blocking.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Steele still fucking sucks..... He's just bad. Yes, he has some good plays, but he was 2nd in the league in allowing pressures and rated poorly in allowing TFL's. And there's Jalen Tolbert, not getting his block and now 3rd and long. What does this motherfucker do? Why is he on the team? Eagles have really been beating the Dallas OL with stunts up front.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
This 2nd half has really slowed down. There's been only a FG with almost 7 minutes left in the half and game. Way different then the first half, where both teams just went up and down the field. It feels like a lot more schematic design by both defenses in the 2nd. Dallas has really been selling out on early downs vs the run and going man more. Also, bringing pressure behind front 4 with some blitzes. Philly has really gotten physcial in the secondary and are rolling coverages more and moving late on the line.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Correct, it's illegal for the defense to push their own players, so why is it legal for the offense? If you want to allow this, at least make it equitable.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
There's James Houston!!!! He had a great pre-season.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
No. It didn't even get to his feet...... Didn't hit him.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Catch the fucking ball, CeeDee!!!! C'mon!!!!
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
LOL. On the ground. That happens all the time as you know...... Can't spit on another guy. That's as disrespectful as it gets.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
It was on his numbers..... needed above his head. And frankly, with Turd's hands.... that's a 50/50 ball anyway. Let's chill if every pass isn't perfect.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
And.... he fumbles. That should be enough of the Miles Sanders experiment. I'd banish him.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Brah..... Catch it Turd. You're going to get hit either way. Catch it!!!!
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
It's Zach Baun, who's a stud but still...... you're calling card is speed, you have to house that. And now we get bad Pickens..... part of the deal with him. He's a knucklehead.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
LOL.... As soon as we say something and Sanders breaks one..... BUT he got run down by a LB. Dude..... that can't happen.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
No doubt..... Sanders is probably washed. He always wanted to bounce too much. Couldn't do much between the tackles.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Man, Wiliams should have had 15 on that opening snap, not 6-7 yards. Just lacks explosion.....
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Holy shit.... Tolbert is slow as fuck.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
At least we haven't let AJ Brown get a catch!!!! Why throw it when you can run it for 6.5 YPC. Hey.... a sack. Way to go guys. We don't really have an alpha pass rusher anymore but they all try hard. A bunch of try hards. I'll root for them.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Wow..... with no timeouts, really well played by Dak, CeeDee and the center. Well done there. Aubrey needs to reward them.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Well, when they're playing a cover 2 shell, it's hard to get anything deep...... It's like the other team has some coaches who know how to win too.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Turpin probably just fucked Dallas out of a FG try...... Bleh.
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2025 NFL season opener: Cowboys at Eagles, 7:20 on NBC/Peacock
Look dude..... Jerrah told me the trade was done to stop the run. Jerrah wouldn't lie to me, would he?