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Patrick Bateman

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  1. Nothing frustrates me more than stupid teams. Right now..... and yes its early. This team is a stupid team. Stop giving shitty teams more opportunties.
  2. Start since Will McClay becomes the guy, not part of the committee and you get to add Taco Charlton to those 3. He's the worst pick amongst them. So basically....... 1 for 3 with an incomplete. That ain't great, boys. A-fucking-men (is what Jerrah does)..... They're not. Have to hope for some major injuries, really Love. Their WR room is banged up so if Love and some secondary guys go down..... they may go 8-9 or 7-10. Probably too good to be really bad.
  3. Good: OL in the first half. IDL in the 2nd half. Seeing Diggs back and they didn't really try him much so we'll have to see but he came out healthy. Aubrey's FG kicking Dak looked pretty much back. Guyton flashed. Bad: OL in the 2nd half IDL in the first half -- ouch. Running game beyond 1 run in the 2nd half. Eberfleus not spying Hurts on critical downs. Aubrey's kickoffs. Ugly: CeeDee's hands. Run defense - Yuck. Pass Pro in 2nd half Dak throwing an ambulance ball to Turd. Terrence Steele - did you know he's the 2nd highest cap hit this year after Dak? And still a shitty RT.
  4. Romo has 29 game winning drives. Dak has 23 or 24 for 2nd most. Roger is behind both at 21 or 22. You're really just suffering from rosy retrospection. Romo led the league in his 8 prime seasons with 4th quarter comebacks and GWD's and he was crucified because of his playoff record. We're doing the same thing with Dak. He's not Patrick Mahomes or Josh Allen so he sucks, which of course a witless way to evaluate things. Roger the dodger won some titles but he didn't have to comeback that often because he played with the best defenses in Dallas history only arguably was Troy. The franchise is mediocre. We've rarely had the type of team who can win it all. Maybe 2-3 times in the last 30 years was there a team who could have with the right breaks possibly cashed in. That's fucking awful. Regardless, I think we probably lose a lot of these one score games this year. If Dak's healthy, we'll be in the playoff hunt because he's that good but we won't be real contenders. We still gave up 170 rushing yards tonight and in a game where AJB was playing on one leg (as rumored) and still not in game shape, we couldn't stop them in the first half and then we couldn't not stop ourselves in the 2nd with turnovers and bad drops. Offensively, the OL has to figure out these things called stunts..... twists, loops, or knifes. These are things HS teams run. They aren't exotic yet our guys look like they're playing Australian football when they happen. But overall they were pretty good. Philly's got a pretty good secondary and Dak probably goes for 250+ if CeeDee catches a couple of balls. Folks say we ran the ball well and we had some glimpses but without the Miles Sanders run, who should be cut on Saturday, we ran for about 3.5 YPC. Javonte Williams averaged 3.6 YPC and looked like Zeke circa 2022. Sort of painful. Some explain why the let Rico go for Williams again? He just lacks the explosiveness to get through holes quickly. The game went quick because both defenses allowed a lot of yardage and plays in the first half. With Dak, CD and Pickens health, we'll probably be in the playoff hunt, but just too talent deficient to make a real run. Watching some of the DL grow and get better will be interesting. We're a Diggs injury from having the worst secondary in football.
  5. Quite simply the dumbest post in the thread and that's saying a lot..... Now go play in traffic. JFC.
  6. Sanborn had a chance, but he was juked out of his jock. Shitty fucking 2nd half. Hate to say it, but this one is on CeeDee...... he killed 2 drives and you lose by 4. That and the Sanders fumble in the RZ were the differences.... Bleh.
  7. What the fuck is Elam playing 8 yards off the ball? You can't just let him run a little out route for 8 yards. WTF, man..... this is HS level shit.
  8. 3rd time Lamb has his hands on the ball and drops it. Yes, it's a touch catch, but man..... Make a fucking play.
  9. CeeDee again!!!! WTF!!!!! Catch the fucking ball!!!!
  10. Hard to throw much more when the pass rush is in your face in 2 seconds. The OL is getting whipped with some basic stunts upfront on pass blocking.
  11. Steele still fucking sucks..... He's just bad. Yes, he has some good plays, but he was 2nd in the league in allowing pressures and rated poorly in allowing TFL's. And there's Jalen Tolbert, not getting his block and now 3rd and long. What does this motherfucker do? Why is he on the team? Eagles have really been beating the Dallas OL with stunts up front.
  12. This 2nd half has really slowed down. There's been only a FG with almost 7 minutes left in the half and game. Way different then the first half, where both teams just went up and down the field. It feels like a lot more schematic design by both defenses in the 2nd. Dallas has really been selling out on early downs vs the run and going man more. Also, bringing pressure behind front 4 with some blitzes. Philly has really gotten physcial in the secondary and are rolling coverages more and moving late on the line.
  13. Correct, it's illegal for the defense to push their own players, so why is it legal for the offense? If you want to allow this, at least make it equitable.
  14. There's James Houston!!!! He had a great pre-season.
  15. No. It didn't even get to his feet...... Didn't hit him.
  16. Catch the fucking ball, CeeDee!!!! C'mon!!!!
  17. LOL. On the ground. That happens all the time as you know...... Can't spit on another guy. That's as disrespectful as it gets.
  18. It was on his numbers..... needed above his head. And frankly, with Turd's hands.... that's a 50/50 ball anyway. Let's chill if every pass isn't perfect.
  19. And.... he fumbles. That should be enough of the Miles Sanders experiment. I'd banish him.
  20. Brah..... Catch it Turd. You're going to get hit either way. Catch it!!!!
  21. It's Zach Baun, who's a stud but still...... you're calling card is speed, you have to house that. And now we get bad Pickens..... part of the deal with him. He's a knucklehead.
  22. LOL.... As soon as we say something and Sanders breaks one..... BUT he got run down by a LB. Dude..... that can't happen.
  23. No doubt..... Sanders is probably washed. He always wanted to bounce too much. Couldn't do much between the tackles.
  24. Man, Wiliams should have had 15 on that opening snap, not 6-7 yards. Just lacks explosion.....
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