Everything posted by Patrick Bateman
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
We rushed 3 on that 4th down..... he had all day. You have to be special needs to call that on 4th down with that down and distance. Calling Eberflus a moron is an affront to morons....
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Wait..... Turpin didn't know what to do as a receiver? Shocked. Shocked, I am.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Wasn't a screen pass. The RT was beaten like a drum again and he was checking down and trying to get rid of it because of duress.....
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Before the 2 minute warning.....
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Why did our dipshit coach just let 40 seconds go from the clock there? Dude is really starting to take on water..... not nearly as good as the press thinks.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Well, it's 3rd down and important and we don't have either Pickens or CeeDee in...... after the timeout, we brought them out. Doesn't matter, Steele gets beat off the snap and kills the down. Then the kicker pisses down his leg.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
We still don't rush the passer well from the edge but yes, the DL is the best part of the defense....... by far. As I've said, the back 7 is historically bad. I mean historically terrible, not just for Dallas but for all football.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
I do love me some naked boots in down and short. Good for them. It was Lifau who lost contain and while I won't kill him for that play, I've been watching him and he's another fucking bust. Just a bad player.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
LOL!!!! A timeout defense but it's all about accountability? This defense is so fucking terrible.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
It was a terrible call and should have given Dallas a new set of downs, but the bigger issue is it highlights Schotty's shitty game management in always being conservative and not understanding he was bringing his rubber knife to a gun fight. The end of the first half was another great example of this. I'm not always a "go for every 4th down" guy but sometimes you get in a game and it's obvious you need TDs and TOP and the risk is worth the return. Schotty is hardwired by his Dad and manages the game like it. Like he's still in the late 80's. Either he'll need to evolve this offseason, or we simply have another Jason Garrett on our hands. Pretty much. The back 7 is historically bad. The LB corp is historically bad. Williams is hoss, but he can only do so much. This defense is really like 6 players away from being good or good enough to be ship level. Their 3 top players are DT's. You'll have to convince Clark to bring down his cap number which probably means guaranteeing a later year on this contract. But beyond the 3 DT's, Overshown (who badly needs a better DC), and the rookie edge, the Cowboys don't have anything. Years of missing in the draft has come back to bite them. Maybe the rookie CB is something. Maybe Bland gets better with another offseason of health. Maybe we can keep Houston as a situational pass rusher, but that leaves the team needing 2 more LBs (at least), 2 CBs (at least), 2 more DEs (at least), and a couple of safeties. All of this is predicated on firing a terrible DC and getting a 4th DC in 4 years and changing schemes once again. Zimmer was a unbelievably stupid choice last year because of his age and ambitions. He can be better than CeeDee but that's like top 5-6 in the league when Lamb is healthy playing well. It's been shown that Jerrah without backing ass into a good QB to lead the franchise is lost at sea. What you posit here is for the Cowboys to pretty much be a bottom 10 team for a half dozen years. We've seen it before. The only reset which will matter is Jerrah dies and Stephen either surprises us and just does finances or he does shortly after and the family decides to sell. Otherwise, it's very difficult to want a hard reset because the Cowboys are so bad at so many things.... drafting included. I do think maybe letting Dak go so he can win elsewhere may be the biggest solid they could do for him. The good news on Pickens is he just brought down his contract value by like 3-5m a year this week if you do want to bring him back.
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NBA 2025-2026 Season Thread
Step away from the computer..... WTF. Guys, time to open your safe rooms or bunkers. Something is going down. Kerm, I know CP3 was okay for the Spurs, but remember how much you loathe him? Who? in..... who the fuck cares what some rando thinks. Latest Spurs rumors. This tracks...... Miami may be the choice for ole Giannis. The West may be more than he can bare....
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
He's the worst OL we have and a below average OT and certainly starter. Press has tried to protect him because he's a good local story, but ultimately you are what you are. At the most basic level, the defense is still bad. Yes, they're not historically shitty..... just an every year bottom 5 squad and the secondary may be historically shitty. They gave up 44 points and 7.2 yard per play. That's like trying to be bad. Bland is terrible and being paid like a top 15 CB. Our safeties have been shitty in pass coverage for years now. Our LBs are probably the worst bunch in the league. A lot of work to do for this team to rise to a level where they can be anything but mediocre. And...... we need a starting OT too.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Defense looking like butta..... against a banged up Offense.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
All QBs tend to stat pad against bad teams..... at least the good ones who are good enough to do so. But if you want to get technical, Dak had the best QB day vs the Raiders all season. That includes games against Maye, Herbert, Mahomes, and Nix. So, let's not get too carried away with not getting too carried away.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Petey gave nepo baby lil Schotty his big break. He's not going to embarrass him.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
They could have, but they didn't look like they understood it...... Just has to go 10 yards. But when Pickens waived for fair catch, then they have to allow Dallas to field it..... so in that instance, no.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
The rookie has a good future. He's not Micah but his upside could be DLaw.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Run, run, passive..... enough? Turpin is not a WR..... Stop trying to make him one!
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Defense is better..... but they still suck on the back end. Back 7 still can't cover.
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2026 C Coleman Elkins
Is he getting a full scholarship? Interesting signing.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Good gutsy win after a couple of losses because this was not the beautiful game. Ugly basketball with a ton of turnovers but a nice home win over a good playoff team. Wemby doing his thing. Castle with 14 and 13. Despite all the turnovers, we shot well. 40% from 3. Over 90% from the line. GSG!
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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
It was illegal contact by the defense and then Pickens stopped working..... He probably could have thrown it away but down 17, you don't like to give away downs. This embarrassment on national TV is hilarious...... Jerry gonna take it in the ass here soon by the media.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
That was a total tire fire. CeeDee was jogging around not even looking for the ball. I think Dak expected him to sit in the empty space in the zone and Lamb just with his head in the clouds..... Doesn't matter. This game was overin the 2nd quarter.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
He needs to be fired tonight..... And I'm dead serious. You have a winnable game next week and then a BYE. He's fucking terrible.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Turpin is not a fucking WR!!!!!!! He's not a fucking WR!!!!