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Patrick Bateman

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  1. Beautiful ball by Arch..... There you go!!!!
  2. And Wingo created a DPI by selling it!!!! Holy shit, boys.... Real life progression. And then the left side of the OL gets their ass kicked.
  3. Niblitt Fair Caught a ball!!! Holy shit! Progress! He didn't steer clear and let it bounce inside the 10 yard line.
  4. So he doesn't have to take needless hits? WTF are we doing running razzle dazzle on 3rd and manageable? JFC Sark..... What a terrible play call.
  5. Why is PK so fucking terrible in the first drive of the game? Every fucking game.
  6. And will he dance? He's such a douche bag.
  7. A handful of what? Who will be coaching them by that point? Vandy is pretty legit this season so I'm not hating but it's looking like 4 losses for Kelly..... Maybe he can convince the dorks at Pedo State to hire him.
  8. Something is amiss here..... People are speculating about everything and that he may be done in Dallas..... If so, that's incredibly impatient. Not because he's played well -- he hasn't. But because he came back 4-6 weeks before his initial timeline and with all the injuries he's had the 2 years, the front office should have known it's going to take him half to a full season to really see if he could approach his former self (also see -- Brand). But, Diggs made the cardinal sin of not agreeing with the front office and the Jones' boys in his medical treatment and rehab, so it's been a rocky situation since, even though it was obvious his rehab team helped him recover well. At the end of the day, Diggs was sort of set for superstardom but back to back injuries have really derailed his career. We owe him a ton of money and I think the fandom would simply take competent at this point, but he's a man corner trying to make a Zone zealot happy. It's a mismatched arrangement at this point and walking away may feel good at this point and ultimately the right move, but I'd give him this season to see if he improves. His lack of physicality is problematic because you can't move him to safety.
  9. This won't make any shred of difference..... He won't be 100% and he's not a run stuffer. You'd do better arguing with a wall. He doesn't have stats or experience to really back up this thesis, so it just goes to motivated reasoning. We're wasting one of the best seasons a Dallas QB has ever had because of the defense. That's the real tragedy. Here's some fun stats: When folks don't understand about being so reactive and just sitting back in a reactive zone. But it's the QB's fault: Historically bad..... And we haven't even played the toughest part of our schedule. Good for Rico..... It's also why we shouldn't break the bank on Javonte..... Rico got 3m this year. We should have paid him and Williams.
  10. Schotty failed...... He just failed. As playcaller. As a game manager. As a HC.
  11. Don't fucking waste your timeout here!!!! It's 2nd and 1, you dumbfuck!!!!
  12. Bland likes to play man.... why would he sit that far back? This is what the DC is asking for. He thought Murray, a Titans bust, could come over and possibly robber in that zone. It's just bad scheme. Eberflus is just a bad coordinator with this personnel.
  13. Ball game..... Sitting in that shitastic Zone fucking 9 yards off the ball. Eberflus needs to walk home.
  14. Why is Elam even on the team anymore..... Weak penalty but why even grab him? He's a fucking moron.
  15. Did Schottenheimer go special needs?!? WTF was that sequence??? That was some of the worst playcalling I've seen!!!!!
  16. WTF are we doing? We just got out of FG position!!! Can someone tell Javonte, he doesn't have to catch all of them????
  17. What a fucking dumbass play call!!!!!! So bad..... on first down. It's a drive killer!!!!
  18. Totally different personnel...... You actually want to go wide vs Carolina. They're very stout up front and they're killing our IOL.
  19. Dallas is going to lose this game because their defense is absolutely gutless. How is that rush defense, Jerrah? LOL. What a diseased toad. Trying to sell folks he has some master plan. This is so pathetic. Carolina was like the 20th offense in terms of yardage. 23rd in points. They're destroying Dallas.
  20. Amazing work by Dak. Checked out of two plays to get to Pickens who is man under...... And pickens does the rest. Dak just playing really well.
  21. Can't get 1 fucking yard..... and fuck Tolbert for being a pussy.
  22. This defense is so fucking bad, it's indefensible. Fuck all this shit, we're getting healthier, they'll start to grasp Eberflus' system. Fuck that. These guys suck, but so does the coaching on that side and therefore, Schotty has to wear it too.
  23. Good game management by Lll Schotty there. This defense, but specifically our LBs, are the worst in football. I was watching Marist on a couple of drives. He's fucking awful. Murray..... soft and no instincts. The rookie is a rookie and not very physical. How hard is it to get a fucking Mike LB.
  24. Great performance. He's ain't big. He definitely ain't fast. But he's tough.... and slippery, and..... tough. Led the charge to up the physicality from the RB position. Great work, young man.
  25. JFC, we have so many titty babies in this fanbase. STFU. Drink your whiskey, scratch your tiny balls, and go back to boring the fuck out of your wife. Such bitchassedness.
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