Everything posted by Patrick Bateman
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Probably why they have such similar stats and effectiveness throughout their careers. In short, Jerry has wasted about 2 decades of winning the QB lottery - UDFA and 4th round. Think about if we hadn't lucked into both? And we were marching never will's like Drew Hensen and Quincy Carter out there along with over the hill guys like Drew Bledsoe or Randall Cunningham's of once great players who were just trying to hang around the league. We'd probably be starting Joe Flacco right now.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Midseason and like you're seeing with Diggs and Bland, he won't be 100%. That takes about half a season. So, in 2026, hopefully he's 100% back and not thinking or managing his injury. This isn't like broken hand stuff, these are major injuries which take awhile to get back fully. Players can be greenlighted way before they are all the way back from these major injuries. Bland and Diggs may look more like themselves in teh back half of the season or they may not get back all the way at all. We'll see... Agreed. Or even a bad D we're 2-2. We have a historically terrible defense and with the offense that is probably top 5 in the league who are currently have below average OT's, are missing a top 5 WR in the league and really don't have great depth at an position. 5th in points and 1st in total yardage and pass yardage. Dallas D is last in yardage allowed (by quite a bit) and 31st in points allowed by 1 point to the Ravens who are 1-3 and played a harder schedule than Dallas.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Wow..... an amazing effort by the offense and Dak. I guess, good on the defense not giving up a TD on the last drive, but it was so poorly managed by LaFleur and company, it's hard to really give them too much credit. Just awful game and clock management.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Someone needs to make a big play..... a strip sack, a batted ball, a forced fumble.... something.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
I think you have to go for it on 4th. Fuck it..... this team probably isn't going anywhere. A FG with this defense is self-defeating. They're going to need a GB mistake like a fumble for no reason to win now.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
So..... 1 then. 3 and 3. Let's come up with something smart.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Flag every fucking return...... 11 penalties tonight. Still a poorly coached team.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
This is consistent with every game this season.... not a new happening. It's obviously coached this way or the CBs are some of the dumbest motherfuckers in football and don't understand down and distance.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Elam is so fucking bad. This defense is so fucking bad. Maybe the worst in history.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Worst secondary ever..... Make any QB look like fucking Joe Montana.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Wow. You know it's intense. Diggs made a tackle!!!!
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
C'mon..... Let that fucking go!!!! So fucking terrible.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
I'm not really understanding LaFleur right now.... Just drop back and fire. Dallas' D sucks that much, you don't have to get cute like he's doing.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Who did they go after on that 3rd and long..... Bland..... not fully healthy. But go get a CB because Diggs and Bland aren't nearly healthy and you drafted a rookie already hurt? Nah. Let's set still.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Clowney just made a good play in run D!
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
It's so bad that this may be the best strategic decision you can make........ That's how bad the defense is.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
I mean..... are you expecting the Cowboys to win this game? No, no, no..... Hey, direct snap shit. Look at the offense.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Guytons' getting better.... He may be a good RT by next season. At least he's progressing. It's rough some but definitely evolving. Steele..... eh. He just sucks. What a fucking audible by Dak!!!!
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
He's so bad in coverage. He needs to be a read n react first and 2nd down run guy and he's so bad in coverage. He's not talented enough to be a 50 snap guy.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Look at that..... Ferg with a huge play and TD!!! Offense is playing some ball.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Especially since Spann- Ford can be better...... Schoon is only on the roster because of his draft pick status.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Fuck yea.... If anyone is going to become a playmaker, who's already on the roster besides Pickens and Turpin, it's going to be Flournoy..... Keep giving him reps and snaps. He's way better than Tolbert.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Nice catch but better throw with the blitz coming down.....
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
They all liked Barry as a guy to get a drink with and go to the strip clubs with..... They all recognized he wasn't much of a coach at the pro level. He was there for the party, not to build and lead a team. Aikman was singularly focused and unfairly the job of keeping the team focused and in line was put on his shoulders. I makes me more a fan of Troy as a leader of the last golden ear of Cowboys football. The Switzer hire shoud have clued everyone in on what a shitshow this was going to be with Jerrah driving the boat. It was the first of many back breaking emotional fueled conculsions, personnel decisions made by ego, and terrible draft, worse free agent decisions and 3 decades of ineptitude. Here a little about the latest: As thought, the league thinks Jerrah is a fool and laughing at him. The Micah decision was just another of fumbled good luck. Whenever Jerrah gets something good (a top 10 QB via UFA or 4th round), top 5 defensive player in the league, top 5 picks, he finds a way of taking this advantage and burning it up like a tire fire. He has to be the dumbest football "mind" which has been allowed to hang around making football decisions. Good at monetizing the franchise.... terrible at running it.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
How about the other 26 years, you asshole? Were those Micah's fault too?