Everything posted by Patrick Bateman
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
How you can keep running Elam out there is hilarious..... He's so fucking terrible.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Perfect pocket too...... Because we can't generate any pass rush vs a team missing 2 starters on the OL!!!! LOL!!!
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Good thing we don't have a pass rush anymore..... Any at all, but we have all that money!!!! All that money to pay shitty, mediocre guys. It's hilarious. A guy like Stephen Gilmore sits at home but Jerrah is all in, right guys!!! This is hilarious.... I wish the Dallas media had more balls.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
He was cheating, trying to play the sticks and the down and distance and he got caught looking in the backfield..... When he was younger, he probably thinks he can take a look and then catch up on a ball like that, but with his injury history now, he doesn't have that explosiveness. It's a player who isn't fully back. He probably won't be what he'll be until November. Or he just blew the coverage and didn't know his responsibilities..... LOL.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Jalen Tolbert is awful..... He's fucking terrible. Cut him.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Yes, because this game is on him..... right?
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Unbelievably bad defense on the back end...... What are they doing? What are they thinking?
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Nabors drops one..... but they'll go for it on 4th.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Sanborn is good in the run, but man he's brutal vs the pass...... Slow, not good instincts.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Really clutch drive..... Guys came up really clutch there. A 3 and out by the defense may win this here.... a turnover may too.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
And there's a play where Williams lack of foot speed or quick feet comes into play and makes him a plodder. Small things, but important if a better player could have gotten 2-3 yards out of it.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Can you cut Jalen Tolbert. What a zero. JFC. Lil' Schotty isn't off to a good start. A bunch of bad personnel decisions.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Linebackers.... man. The LBs are terrible. Eberfleus is a fraud, guys. A fucking fraud.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
The secondary of this team is so terrible. Worst in the league.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Good play by Dak saving a 3 there. Guyton just getting beat by Burns again..... Our tackles just suck at pass pro. Guyton may develop, Steele is just substandard at this stage. But Dak stepped away and got 3-4 yards to make the FG easier. Small but big play.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Yea, he's not a lead back except for maybe 2 teams in the league..... He's a COP bruiser, but we all know how bad the Cowboys personnel decisions are and they keep failing at RB. Even when they fall into a decent player, they divert their attention. Really bad mgt at the position.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Nice run by Williams there.... Some terrible tackling, but nice leg drive there it. He's slow so he's limited but between the tackles, he's playing pretty well.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Sanders has the explosiveness of a slug..... Not a great pass but still, there was a crease there and he needs to hit it. Again, personnel decisions by the coaching staff are interesting.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
It's amazing how many snaps a guy like Murray, who has zero instincts, gets. He'll give up 5 plays for every 1 he makes..... Solomon Thomas has played pretty well this season. 4th down, defense could get a big stop here.... and Gringo RB drops it. Yea, I think!!!!
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
JFC. 3rd and 5 and the LBs and safeties drop to 8 yards..... It's just so dumb.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Last 2 first rounders got beat like a drum right there..... So bad.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Elam is so fucking terrible..... Right there he watched the catch. Didn't move.... watched him struggle to catch it and then tackled him 2 yards after. He's just a really bad player.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
I mean..... for 50 years, that's not a delay of game and all of sudden this year, they want to crack down on that shit. I hate the new rules for the NFL. Trying to speed up play everywhere. It sucks.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Almost 9 minute opening drive..... This will be a trend all season. This defense can't get off the field forcing the offense to be ultra efficient but also have to play at a pace which hides the defense. If the offense has a bad day, you can pretty much forget about it. The Giants may be one of the few teams they could win with a crappy offensive day. Let's see.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
The Giants are doing everything they can do to not score..... But don't worry, this defense says, HOLD MY BEER.