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SimonBolivar

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Everything posted by SimonBolivar

  1. 3 possession game and your offense looks to be threatening in general
  2. Haven't been keeping up as closely as usual but damn that A&M only playing the bottom half of the SEC graphic lol
  3. I didn't expect a bunch of 2nd rate golfers to be the best at picking CFB coaches.
  4. How much of recruiting has been replaced by "here is a bag of cash", which Arkansas is thought to be about B12 level and not SEC level in football?
  5. I like Zucker's, but I live in Waco so...
  6. Checking in a week from today and I'll be sure and throw a huge fit if we don't get the same upgrade. "This is an outrage! I know txduck87!"
  7. Nope, but I also don't feel like switching to another provider. I feel like I'm kind of over college sports right now anyway and I can buy individual packages for the Spurs and Austin FC so don't really have to spend more there. Dallas Stars' Victory+ is free too.
  8. Day 1 purchase for me if I can get an order in.
  9. We need more ledgemen and fewer optimists like @Brisketexan
  10. Right when Trump, Tucker, et al. were trying to normalize him and his Nazi shit.
  11. "Americans just need to get over their sex taboo" "Childhood is a recent and woke idea"
  12. I've posted it elsewhere, but my co-worker went through the drive thru about 2 hours before closing one day at Popeye's and the worker on the mic pretended to be an automated message saying they were closed.
  13. SimonBolivar replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    It wasn't just his fault obviously, but Andy Harris was one of the leaders of advocating for a THC ban while being one of alcohol's biggest proponents. Beer Institute Names Representative Andy Harris as 2021 Beer Champion - Beer Institute
  14. Each poster has to find 3 posters on other message boards and sign them up to find 3 posters.
  15. SimonBolivar replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    Well looks like they're coming for our hemp weed again, all because a Maryland congressman is on the big alcohol tit. Sigh, gonna make a big purchase soon.
  16. Next November I'll be 37 at release. I was 24 when GTA5 came out.
  17. Damn, the body of a Greek God.
  18. Mamdani's mandate? I've been told by former Atlanta Braves pitchers that it's this Over Rice | Halal Cart Guide
  19. Damn Communist New Yorkers.
  20. I'm pretty sure the current administration rolled back the Buttigieg era consumer protections, so I'm not sure what they'd be forced to do, if anything.
  21. That photo of Trump standing there should win a Pulitzer.
  22. Sure, I can try. Dems have little incentive to give in on their Medicaid and other budget demands after Tuesday's results and polls showing that Republicans are largely being blamed (and rightfully so, imo) for the shutdown. Republicans have a myriad of options, but with no singular play that makes everyone in the big tent happy. Even removing the filibuster which gets rid of Dem opposition there is not a 100% chance that all Republicans agree to vote on cutting Medicaid among other issues with the budget. On the other hand, you have those that do not want to agree to keep Democratic demands in the spending budget. Removing the filibuster also opens a can of worms where there can be more legislation that purple area R's don't want to have their name associated with as the midterms near. On top of that they have to come up with a budget(s) that the president will sign. Especially, with a president who does not like to appear weak or giving in to the opposition party.
  23. Decided to try the most lazy way to pirate games by just searching YouTube for UCF/Baylor on Saturday and it worked flawlessly. First stream lasted until right around half until it got shut down and the 2nd one completed the game. Of course, maybe since nobody cared about UCF/Baylor it stayed up longer than a different game, but thats just the bonus of being 5-4.
  24. Did we talk about this hilariousness yet? https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/05/world/europe/fifa-peace-prize-award.html I wonder who could possibly win?
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