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SimonBolivar

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  1. Yup, and it proves that we are a nation of evil people at worst or cowards at best.
  2. All of that just to point out the best journalism I've seen in my life with the line... "Denied access to the toilets, some fans were said to have been left with no choice but to urinate on walls in the stands."
  3. Such an abomination on the Popeye's thread. I went in for a sandwich last week at 11:30AM and got told that they wouldn't have the sandwiches for "30 more minutes because we forgot to prepare them this morning." The 3-piece spicy was a great consolation prize, but man if they aren't the most interesting, head scratching place in town. My coworker swears he went by an hour before closing one time and they were pretending to be an automated message saying they were closed. His theory is probably true considering never before or since have we heard an automated drive thru response at that location.
  4. The United States asking for forgiveness?
  5. Blue Prince is pretty cool if you like puzzle games.
  6. For $450?
  7. So he's the unicorn that actually joined an SBC church instead of abandoning them for a husband/wife preaching duo non-dom church in the suburbs.
  8. Do you think Xi gets woken up when something like this is announced at 3AM or do they just shrug and say, "that's tomorrow's problem"?
  9. Y'all are arguing over here about due process while I'm brushing up on Salvadoran specific slang so that I'll get to pick which faction I'm the bitch of in my prison stay. Smarter, not harder.
  10. That extra 4% is really gonna scare the Chinese into submission.
  11. Calling a bounce to finish at +1.23% on the day then in afterhours it's goes back to where we started the day. My reasoning:
  12. I should reread The Three Body Problem.
  13. God, that was a proper fucking movie.
  14. Pretty great read, but I don't think I'd call it the best story in the world. It's also a full Tolstoy that could be read in a day which is different.
  15. Bro, the only reply to him I made was to tell him not to leave. It probably came off like I was a dick though in rereading it.
  16. Maybe it can be like the 1941 October Revolution Parade where the tanks pass by the dear leader and go right back to the battlefield.
  17. Politics by their nature are argumentative, or at least they should be. It's ok if you don't agree with the vast majority of posters and that we don't agree with you. Taking your ball and going home because people find your reasoning idiotic is only the answer if you yourself don't believe in your decisions.
  18. It's popular to shit on Hofstadter these days, but some of his work should be more popular.
  19. Oh no, they're reading Machiavelli next aren't they?
  20. The Gentleman's C for admitted students is no myth.
  21. This isn't news, but imagine showing your 2012 self this CNN headline
  22. Also Wycomne vs Stockport on the last day makes it more likely to get the auto promotion.
  23. That was my bad. We've been to every game this year outside of the San Diego game. Good news is we're not gonna make the LA Galaxy game so enjoy your perfect weather for that one.
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