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SimonBolivar

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  1. Manhattan KS has a pretty impressive radar sig a few minutes ago. I'm not sure if it hit or not.
  2. My wife has to work late tonight so I ordered a shitty pizza and am sitting on the couch to watch Max Velocity's youtube feed this evening. We live in a weird fucking era.
  3. This kid is fun to watch. He's a meterology student in Denton and takes it very seriously. He'll stream all night tonight.
  4. Heading on up to Frisco on Saturday. Lame away game of the year this year after KC last year, but oh well.
  5. Going from Den/Min last night to Orl/Cle today is quite the shift. This feels like an NIT series.
  6. Jesus ANT, 22 years old
  7. Which one and how many?
  8. Birmingham down to League 1 eh? Such a shame @RamjetFDO Also way to go Wednesday! We get a nice Steel City Derby next year.
  9. I had a couple of miniature dachshunds that killed a chicken that jumped over our back fence when I was a kid. The neighbor behind us that had the chickens just laughed and told us that he was sorry about all of the feathers. I had no idea that my life was in danger everyday as a child with those killers around.
  10. Abilene watch your cornhole!corn hole! https://www.youtube.com/live/Rjk7caUUDe8?si=2P3_Zi9LlXnazdx-
  11. Yeah that's what they told John Tyler too (well not really, he was questioned pretty toughly by Dems because everyone knew ole Tippecanoe was old as shit)
  12. Disastrous, but at least Spurs lost.
  13. Yeah, I watched it too and the part where he bit his son on the head was weird as fuck.
  14. Our HS made it easy with hour lunches and no restrictions on leaving campus. I lived .8 miles from school so it was like a dream my Junior and Senior year. I remember one time my parents were off work (unbeknownst to me) and had left to get lunch of their own and came back right when we were in the middle. Luckily we had locked the garage door so it wasn't too traumatizing on them. Well 3 minutes later I open the door and they're hot wondering why the door was locked and why she was wearing one of my old shirts. They told me I was grounded indefinitely, well two days later was Friday night and I asked them if I could go out with her and they just said, "have fun." I'm pretty sure they were just relieved that I had a gf at that point.
  15. A girlfriend that you couldn't talk to on the phone because it was busy all the time? I would've loved that shit. "Oh sorry I tried calling but it was busy. Anyway, your place or mine on lunch break?"
  16. We had a family friend that died a few years back that was worth about $15M and never married or had a significant other. He was a really strict Catholic and ended up leaving all $15M to the church. When we went to help clean up his place after he passed there was gay porn everywhere and it made us really sad that he sat there with millions and millions all the while he never lived his best life because church.
  17. Hell if I had known that bacon was vegan, I would have been a vegan a long time ago.
  18. Cheater, that dude is Portuguese. Now Verratti is Italian
  19. Wednesday just need a result to ensure they stay in the Championship next year. What a wild season!
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