SimonBolivar
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Can't say Wemby isnt emotionally invested. Team seems to have some great old man chemistry going.
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Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
I did the same thing looking beer in Vancouver this summer. Not for sale in the grocery store and had to go to a liquor store.
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The Democratic Party
I used to run with a black guy and one day he stopped in the middle of our run and said, "You know you're white, and I have one question about white people that I've never had answered. What's up with birdwatching?" I didn't have an answer for him other than, "Yeah, shit, that does seem weird now that I think about it."
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Trump’s America
Google maps makes it seem alright today. Weekends also look pretty nice being 3hrs from NYC, 1 from Providence, 2 to Boston, 3 to the Hamptons, 3 to Martha's Vineyard, 4 to Philadelphia, etc... It would take me a few years to get through all of that.
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Trump’s America
Technically it has more gross tonnage.
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do you ever yearn?
Well, it's like the Capulets and the Montagues
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Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
TV's Frank? What's next, Dr. Clayton Forrester for President?
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Trump’s America
Just sticking it to the Japs in ways that that limp wristed haberdasher from Missouri couldn't dream of.
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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
My god, not speaking the language of my neighbors sounds like a dream.
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U.S. Beef Industry in absolute crisis
Oh yeah it won't be right, but it'll be good.
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Check out these fucking chips
These nuts are really solid to use as a base for making actual Chongqing Chicken, so thanks for the rec.
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U.S. Beef Industry in absolute crisis
They serve more people faster, but I think I still spend more time there to get bad chicken than I do as the only car in the Popeye's DT.
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Everything is Shit: Tracking the Great Enshittening
Leading by 3 points in the race for the governorship.
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U.S. Beef Industry in absolute crisis
Alright I've bought the Yaks for my land in Zapata County. When does the money train start?
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AWS borked
My CEO would rather get shot in the face than hand off negotiations to anyone. I've seen him do everything from capturing a bank robber with a shotgun in the parking lot to him refusing to pay $50 to a vendor because they delayed a delivery by a week 6 months ago.
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Everything is Shit: Tracking the Great Enshittening
Hilarious, also TechPod was talking about robots in the house a few weeks back. They were in agreement that humanoid style robots are going to stay sci-fi for the foreseeable future. Having more roomba style robots that do one task well is the cheaper and more efficient path. The headaches of a giant robot wandering around and breaking stuff then falling on your dog and killing it are much more realistic than a robot maid that you can fuck.
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2025 Hurricane Thread
They must've lost all that Local on the 8s soundtrack money, sad.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
That PBS quiz was quite good for pinning me at 27 points. Have I "run lambs" in preparation for the Matagorda County fair as a kid the same week as fishing off of a pier and being lectured to by the future leader of the Southern Baptist Convention on the virtues of attending Liberty University? You bet your ass I have. Do I now find myself selecting wines based upon what part of Spain they come from while arguing with strangers on the internet of the historiographical chops of Richard Hofstadter? Why yes, yes, I do. Middle ass class raising now pretending to be upper middle.
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Brian Kelly to L$U
We ain't working anyone over this year.
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2025 Hurricane Thread
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Kornet, the horse glue of Bexar County.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
I like Collin Murray-Boyles but bro you need more than courage to full court press Wemby.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
I like basketball
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Tell me about New York City
We ended up going with the Buena Vista Social Club which seems pretty interesting and something different. We had one of those moments that seems "only in NY". We always go to a show at either Birdland or the Blue Note every time we're in town and we happened to get tickets for Birdland based upon us not really caring about any of the performers the weekend we're there. After we bought the tickets, it turned out that Conal Fowkes is in the band that is playing there that night. He's not a giant name or anything but did play a large role in the soundtrack to Midnight in Paris which I loved and now I'm stoked to see the show. If anyone is in the city from Nov 13-16 then do yourself a favor and see Tank and the Bangas at the Blue Note. We saw them there a couple years back and it was the best concert I've been to in my life.