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South Austin

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South Austin last won the day on October 27

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  1. He’s going to shit all over Mamdani tomorrow. It’s what he does.
  2. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
  3. The dumbest guy in my fraternity became an architect.
  4. Maybe if Ted Cruz is attending you can hang out with him.
  5. Sorry, I don't know where dedicated dog parking is on campus. You might just have to bring her to the tailgate.
  6. Me walking Brisket around at the tailgate:
  7. Sorry guys. Brisket and his wife are going to the game with us, and I tried to spare you all and dissuade him from attending the tailgate. I'll get him to ease up on discussions of the impending doom of American democracy, and focus more on the impending doom of the Longhorn football program.
  8. Motion for in camera examination granted.
  9. Sad!
  10. There’s an antibiotic for that.
  11. More yoga pants.
  12. Sure. But they'd also look around and ask, "Why do so many black people own homes, have jobs, and vote?"
  13. Give him credit. At 79, he's apparently embracing AI technology. Unfortunately, he told Chat GPT, "Draft a dissent like it was written by Jesse Watters."
  14. Holy shit, Jerry Smith is a Trumper boomer whiney little bitch.
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