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South Austin

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  1. I’m sure the University of Texas will be blamed.
  2. He’s going to shit all over Mamdani tomorrow. It’s what he does.
  3. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
  4. The dumbest guy in my fraternity became an architect.
  5. Maybe if Ted Cruz is attending you can hang out with him.
  6. Sorry, I don't know where dedicated dog parking is on campus. You might just have to bring her to the tailgate.
  7. Me walking Brisket around at the tailgate:
  8. Sorry guys. Brisket and his wife are going to the game with us, and I tried to spare you all and dissuade him from attending the tailgate. I'll get him to ease up on discussions of the impending doom of American democracy, and focus more on the impending doom of the Longhorn football program.
  9. Motion for in camera examination granted.
  10. Sad!
  11. There’s an antibiotic for that.
  12. More yoga pants.
  13. Sure. But they'd also look around and ask, "Why do so many black people own homes, have jobs, and vote?"
  14. Give him credit. At 79, he's apparently embracing AI technology. Unfortunately, he told Chat GPT, "Draft a dissent like it was written by Jesse Watters."
  15. Holy shit, Jerry Smith is a Trumper boomer whiney little bitch.
  16. It is yet undetermined the quantity of bags consumed. And we know Trump hates Jesus. But does he also hate puppies? I have yet to see confirmed evidence of this. Yes, I know he appointed Kristi Noem, but there's plausible deniability that he had prior knowledge she's a dog killer.
  17. If you're arguing that Donald Trump is worse than Bob Stoops, I'm just not there yet.
  18. So on the subject of potential scrubbing/destruction of Epstein files to remove Trump’s name: Presumably a Democratic administration DOJ has access to these same files at some point during the Biden presidency. If Trump’s name is in the files, but his name shows up nowhere in the released files, wouldn’t some Biden-era DOJ lawyer or investigator blab to the press that Trump in fact is in the files?
  19. We’d never hear the end from them in the afterlife.
  20. With an autopen.
  21. Hey, sometimes a hair net can make a woman uncontrollably horny.
  22. Pretty sure he’s going to do what he wants.
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