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South Austin

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  1. So Johnson's in the Epstein files. It all makes sense now.
  2. He wasn't going to wait around for another Kennedy to be taken down.
  3. What a world that Cal decides to fire its coach in the middle of the season with a 5-4 record. I mean, c'mon, it's Cal.
  4. He'll get over Flood, he knows he will, 'cause he's the king of wishful thinking.
  5. There's a couple living in a trailer home in Alabama who are convinced today that by this time next year they're going to have killer bods.
  6. Something about this photo makes Trump look like one of the disappearing McFly kids.
  7. Tolerate being married to a man who smells like a combination of ketchup and urine.
  8. Party of limited government. What capitalism.
  9. Polynesian ties?
  10. That's pretty cool.
  11. I'm familiar with the Bible, and I don't think Jesus Christ ever said that.
  12. But did you have to mention Mack's embarrassing losses to OU? Be respectful. Do I ever bring up OU's 49-0 loss in 2022? Or what about 34-3 in 2023? Have I ever dropped a completely irrelevant reference to this year's 23-6 outcome? Or the fact that OU has not scored a touchdown against Texas in 3 of the last 4 games? No, I don't do anything like that. I have class.
  13. Brian Fantana, did you threaten this poster or use profanity in any way?
  14. That's cruel and unusual punishment.
  15. I see nothing wrong with that whatsoever.
  16. He probably won his district in 2024 by 15 points.
  17. So there's still a long line to suck Donald Trump's micropenis.
  18. So we’re also making the playoffs?
  19. So it’s looking more like the Jews did this?
  20. As general manager of the Dallas Cowboys, I’d be twice as competent and 10x more humane and decent than Jerry Jones. I mean, it’s not even close, and I’d be a vast improvement.
  21. I’d say Desperation or Duma Key.
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