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South Austin

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  1. Please take Reed and Elko over Arch and Sark next November.
  2. The Camptown Ladies???
  3. I’m dying.
  4. “Those picks be Reed”? Is he saying that those interceptions are the personification of Marcel Reed? That’s deep.
  5. Would love to see a first round matchup with Tech and closing out the best season evar with consecutive losses to their state rivals.
  6. Right. Because he looked so tough in the post-game press conference. “My gosh!”
  7. Thus says the Lord.
  8. Kiffin;
  9. And the McLean Trucking Company stationary is a nice tough.
  10. It’s okay, because he’s getting all the fatties out of the military.
  11. Shrimp cocktail Bloody Mary to start the day.
  12. You left them on a vibrating bed. What did you think was going to happen?
  13. I’ve never jerked off to butter before. Today was something special.
  14. Probably more interesting than our own Democratic Party.
  15. Is that a serious non-rhetorical question?
  16. South Austin

    Tex Mex

    That’s weird, considering who she married.
  17. I didn’t know Scott Brister had any friends.
  18. Do you even presidential pardon, bro?
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