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South Austin

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  1. Fucking hell.
  2. He was just demonstrating that keeping your hands to yourself is better than sexual assault. Far from naughty, and consistent messaging.
  3. Sounds like a guy who’s shanked a few cellmates with a thigh bone during his time in the joint.
  4. What punk song are you quoting? It’s not ringing a bell.
  5. Night crew is scrong.
  6. Look, I listen to NPR and like Ari Shapiro. But that was hilarious smacking back of some dumb shit with no filter.
  7. One of ‘em gotta be better than Connor Stroh.
  8. You’d think Paxton would be impressed and proud about a scam like this.
  9. They also have great ties.
  10. Careful. That guy got knocked the fuck out for mocking the cranberry juice order, and Herbie even lifts, bro.
  11. Yeah, when I was in Italy they had a special bread for fascists. They called it “focaccia.”
  12. How many virgins do we have to sacrifice to make this happen?
  13. Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.
  14. The throw was okay, but what really made the play was the route and catch by one of the greatest receivers to ever play for Texas.
  15. It'll be down to 5% in a couple days.
  16. That's three thoughts, not two.
  17. aggy will overpay to keep him. It's what they do.
  18. Can you post a link to his campaign site? I’d like to donate.
  19. They’re convincing. We should win terribly.
  20. Fuck you.
  21. There's no way those things taste good sober.
  22. The last couple years have caused me to hesitate whenever I want to say "will never."
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