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  1. I mean, I see how the dots are connected on a high level. But something's missing for me. The implication is that prison officials read this letter, relayed the news to someone who told someone who ordered a hit on Epstein in his prison cell. If a prison leak got word of this letter to someone with the power to end Epstein's life (i.e., Trump or someone in his inner circle), why didn't that power also include the ability to get rid of the fucking letter? Is this how it went: Prison mole: "We intercepted a letter from Epstein discussing President Trump and his 'love of young nubile girls.'" [Unnamed]: "Okay, let's kill him and make it look like a suicide." Prison mole: "Got it. What do you want us to do with the letter?" [Unnamed]: "Go ahead and mail it. God forbid there's an investigation of interference with the United States mail. If it gets out, nobody will ever believe it, and we'll say it's fake news."
  2. Yeah, I also really want to go, and need to get my act together soon because my daughter is a sophomore, so I have one, maybe two football seasons left (she might graduate a year early) to take in a father-daughter UO game in Eugene.
  3. Why did those in power fight so hard against the release of files that were all about fake news?
  4. If my daughter wasn’t at Oregon, I’d be rooting for Tech. Here’s a view from her seat in the press box working the James Madison game.
  5. She does. And your mom is a whore.
  6. With Muschamp back as DC, I don’t think Gideon will be able to hold onto the job.
  7. So maybe a two-star with a lunchpail?
  8. Don’t Cobb an attitude with me.
  9. That sounds like a “nice personality”-type remark.
  10. That romaines to be seen.
  11. Helaman Casuga is a fantastic name for the next mid-season aggy QB savior.
  12. The money story is fake news. Moore sees the writing on the wall. He knows next season Parker Livingstone is getting 90% of Arch Manning's targets and the rest will be fighting for scraps, mostly in garbage time.
  13. Yeah, I posted in another thread, but in Looch's post-game show on Saturday he actually tossed aside the typical wait-till-next-season sunshine for a moment and seemed to express some measure of concern that Elko promoted within for OC and DC. I can imagine a "who would your coordinator hires be" discussion not going over well in an interview.
  14. I'm not persuaded that Elko is going to be more then "meh" as a head coach. But who are the better and more realistic candidates for ND and Michigan right now? Do they go the NFL route and hire a former pro head coach or current coordinator?
  15. Not a good look, but in all fairness, he probably knows there's a good chance the new HC will hire his own staff, so he's jumping on what might be the best job available instead of waiting to see how the shitshow of Michigan's head coaching search shakes out. Edit: Js1 beat me to it.
  16. A 35-31 win wasn’t really a pasting. But Priest’s game-winning TD gave us this iconic Longhorn image.
  17. Looch accidentally let out a reasonable take during his postgame show yesterday expressing some veiled concern about Elko hiring within to replace both OC and DC.
  18. Elko holding Miami to only 10 points has gotta be tempting for Michigan.
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