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South Austin

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  1. I’ve got decent odds that sometime in 2025 Lawrence O’Donnell accidentally falls from a building.
  2. These town halls don’t mean shit. The elected MAGA’s won’t listen to their constituents, and their constituents will ultimately reelect them simply because they’re not Democrats.
  3. He will feel no shame and he gave up his dignity a long time ago.
  4. Arch will save us. Shit, wrong thread.
  5. It’s nothing to be proud of, Rusty.
  6. Then you’re the only one of those, fuckstick.
  7. They Gaza nother thing coming to them.
  8. She appeared right before the Godzilla cameo.
  9. I would be gruntled with Neal Bown.
  10. No shit. Many men have been late to work because of pussy.
  11. I make baked ziti/penne about once every other week. My family loves it and it fees us for a couple days.
  12. Good for Quentin. Was a bad mofo in the Texas backfield.
  13. Yeah, I saw the dick, too.
  14. Quoted because I can’t find better words to say myself at the moment.
  15. Jesus. When is the last time since “Achy Breaky Heart” topped the charts that America this hated by the world?
  16. $1,000 says somebody on Team Trump saw the uncomfortable look on Marco’s face in the Oval Office and told him to get his shit together and send a slobbering tweet like this.
  17. America.
  18. There goes that final microscopic shred of respect I had for Little Marco.
  19. Trump rooted for the Russians in Red Dawn.
  20. Mike Judge wasn't bullshitting us.
  21. "She hoped for faces to be eaten, but not hers."
  22. I'm guessing he was the last person to stand and leave the room.
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