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South Austin

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  1. Question for the history buffs: When’s the last time a U.S. President asked for a sports venue to be named after him? Was it Obama, or are we going all the way back to Lincoln?
  2. How about Comey wins the case, but we find out his name is also in the Epstein files? Is that something that might interest you?
  3. I don’t know you, but I feel like you’ll get into heaven. So no, you won’t be joining him in the hereafter.
  4. Not really similar, because the victim and murderer lived in the same neighborhood and had been antagonistic toward each other, and at the time of the murder I recall the victim went to the murderer’s house to confront her about behaviors toward the victim’s kids. This was the murder of a complete minority stranger who just knocked on a door. But still, two murders by two racists emboldened by laws enacted to cloak their racism.
  5. In fairness, at that age some of us will think he still plays for the Longhorns.
  6. Regulators is a sort of bizarro Desperation. I loved it, but can’t imagine liking it as much if I hadn’t read Desperation first.
  7. I’d have no problem rooting for Tech in that situation.
  8. With a huge penis.
  9. So Johnson's in the Epstein files. It all makes sense now.
  10. He wasn't going to wait around for another Kennedy to be taken down.
  11. What a world that Cal decides to fire its coach in the middle of the season with a 5-4 record. I mean, c'mon, it's Cal.
  12. He'll get over Flood, he knows he will, 'cause he's the king of wishful thinking.
  13. There's a couple living in a trailer home in Alabama who are convinced today that by this time next year they're going to have killer bods.
  14. Something about this photo makes Trump look like one of the disappearing McFly kids.
  15. Tolerate being married to a man who smells like a combination of ketchup and urine.
  16. Party of limited government. What capitalism.
  17. Polynesian ties?
  18. That's pretty cool.
  19. I'm familiar with the Bible, and I don't think Jesus Christ ever said that.
  20. But did you have to mention Mack's embarrassing losses to OU? Be respectful. Do I ever bring up OU's 49-0 loss in 2022? Or what about 34-3 in 2023? Have I ever dropped a completely irrelevant reference to this year's 23-6 outcome? Or the fact that OU has not scored a touchdown against Texas in 3 of the last 4 games? No, I don't do anything like that. I have class.
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