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South Austin

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  1. Right. Nostalgia food. Not good food.
  2. Pics of wife during shutdown?
  3. He’s moderately better than Sophie B. Hawkins.
  4. That’s textbook putting the system on trial. It just might work.
  5. Your dumberer!
  6. immamac’s kids: “Dad, why is there a forum on your website called ‘I’d Pee In Her Butt?’”
  7. I can help with two of these: Moose Out Front Shoulda Told Ya: John Candy's line to the Griswolds (though I'm sure you all know that). Often used to express that a poster had information at issue plainly available to them. mind bottled: One of many phonetic misunderstandings intentional used for humorous effect. I remember muledick from a long time ago, but have no idea of it's origin story.
  8. FBI is reporting that one of the escalator steps had an engraving that reads "Anti-Trump."
  9. At least that. I don't know enough about Lane Kiffin to know whether he's happy or otherwise tethered in Oxford for the next few years. But I do know that he has a certain ego, has chased better jobs before, and wants to win. I think Florida would be damn hard for that man to turn down.
  10. Absolutely.
  11. I'm guessing major keg party.
  12. Wait, you think there's a better receiver outside of America?
  13. "Halligan is generally considered the best litigator in her office. She successfully plea-bargained 44 cases in nine months." "One more and I get a set of steak knives."
  14. Of course. MAGA could stay in control of the White House, the Senate, and the House of Representatives for the next twenty years, during which time those folks could be squeezed further into a lower economic class that struggles to afford basic things like groceries, housing, and healthcare, and they'd still be blaming Obama and the Dems.
  15. We did it!!!!!
  16. I can't tell you whether any specific poster came up with this, but way before the "South Austin's mom" trope started I was pretty liberal with the "your mom" comments on Shaggy. I guess too liberal, because at some point other posters banded together, and the "your mom" comments became the more-directed "South Austin's mom" comments, which transferred over to Surly. And now the 12-year-olds who sign up on Surly and post in the gaming threads will tag me in a random post about my mom, because Surly.
  17. Whenever a poster replies with "You can't handle the truth," I came up with that.
  18. That’s what tell my wife all the time.
  19. Trump will never let Charlie Kirk be featured on any currently before he is.
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