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Native Horn

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  1. Now that's what I call false advertising!
  2. Sometimes. Whenever I'm picking up in the Testarossa, I do back in. With the Maybach, never.
  3. I'll tell you what it's really about, Al. It's about a three-day holiday. Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
  4. Fo real! Has to be a Surl record.
  5. Also, "You can be my wing man any time." "Bullshit...you can be MINE."
  6. Talk-to-text is for lazy asses. On par with folks who say they have "read" 5 audiobooks this month. #shakingfistatclouds
  7. Yer mom majored in orthography! % 💯
  8. Coincidental. TX Natl Guard flight path on the way to quell insurrection in Illinois.
  9. Finished season 3 last night. Damn fine cast, and I want to touch the Ambassadors' hiney.
  10. Ah, makes sense.
  11. All 11 am games suck, but why would it matter if it's the day after Halloween? Would you have to curtail your trick-or-treating or something?
  12. Wow you've already binged the new season? Impressive!
  13. Holy shit. Never would have thought that the Indiana football coach would be relevant salary-wise. Times have changed.
  14. In order to keep global warming to a minimum via less googling by others, ChiTown bought a Lambo.
  15. Do you even Afrodeutsche bro?
  16. Native Horn

    Roofman

    Saw it yesterday not expecting much. It was really great entertainment - campy in parts, very touching in others. Channing Tatum does a fantastic job. Highly recommend!
  17. It's kidney stones y'all. Not a death sentence.
  18. My professional opinion (and I’ve spent many years not coaching or playing football) is that our O-line is very bottom tier and our D-line has been sniffing its undies and thinks they don’t stink. And that, in combination, is hard to overcome. #captainobvious
  19. Six fucking sacks. Embarrassing.
  20. Thank god this thread is back on track.
  21. I think earlier in this thread or maybe Heds and The Boys that this Sgt. Major fella is/was a Green Beret, Delta operator with serious street cred.
  22. Lootenant Bevo, where are your laigs!
  23. Oh Pawwwwllll, you'd make a great senatuh! You can overheah everythang!
  24. Gum Slut = Bubble Butt (and yes, I know...)
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