Everything posted by Jebus
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Fuck this crew, fuck Lebby, fuck miss state. 4th quarter mudhole time
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Jesu cristo wtf man shove it up their fucking asses with a qb sneak again.
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
They can make up for their previous fuckup by fucking this one up in our favor
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Christ
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Whatever, touchdown next play
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
That’s a touchdown, hoes
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
This is clearly gonna be one of those “everything going wrong for us, everything going right for them” kind of afternoons, but this team should still win this game. just gotta hope we get the “we knew it was gonna be a tough game” and “all credit to them, those guys are a good football team over there” type postgame quotes after a puckering win
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Wild that anything less than 3 to go is an automatic casual first down for miss state here
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
What the fuck. Someone needs to tell blue to hold on to the ball until the refs take it from him
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Fucking finally!!! fuck yes
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Maybe the most alarming thing here is miss state getting into the backfield and just stuffing our shit every play.
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Even just not fucking up plays that were there it should be 17-3. Blue fumble and Cook with the awful drop were lost points they really should have had. this is exactly the recipe for an upset, letting them grind out yards and TOP, turning the ball over, getting punts blocked and dropping open touchdown passes. Really need to sort this shit out at halftime.
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Dog shit.
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Ok settle down now, let’s get a score and then please clean up this shitty run D.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
yes, "might as well take away their milkman outfits and put them in those ghey sweaters" so close to getting it
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I'm sure there will be some, but when they lose recruits to places other than Texas, I believe the saying goes "it just means less".
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Yeah but they were proven, tested program that had already beaten a highly ranked Michigan team on the road kinda recently.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I mean as we speak, they have both the "sips will lose a few over the season, the SEC schedule is a meat grinder they aren't ready for" and the "sips are so lucky they have the easiest schedule in SEC history" narratives running in the same thread at the same time. Also, bonus points for the "they're in for a rude awakening when UGA comes to town" and "we're the only thing standing in their way of an undefeated cakewalk to the playoffs" set of arguments. Why flip flop when you can just present diametrically opposed arguments simultaneously?
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Texas vs. UTSA - 6pm on ESPN
PK should start calling the sack and turnover plays more
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Texas vs. UTSA - 6pm on ESPN
Defense needs to stop sleepwalking through this
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"Of Fatboys and Frauds" -aggy vs Florida game thread
Don’t forget the huge road win in a tough environment
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"Of Fatboys and Frauds" -aggy vs Florida game thread
this is some good roller coaster climbing right here
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"Of Fatboys and Frauds" -aggy vs Florida game thread
you're just asking to get fisted by the monkey's paw here just be glad the t-shirt is black
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"Of Fatboys and Frauds" -aggy vs Florida game thread
you must have missed the aggie screenshot thread (congratulations on valuing your time, by the way) where all the aggies were creaming their overalls to that incredible takedown
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"Of Fatboys and Frauds" -aggy vs Florida game thread
You are actually at this game? And you stayed through a rain delay to get some more? brother, why?