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  1. Well, she's a serial killer, and you're dying, so either that's not a dealbreaker or she'll find your weakened condition boring and of no challenge. On the other hand, you might be rich, and you're dying. Shoot your shot, I guess.
  2. Yeah, you're basically in the same boat as a guy dying of MS and Parkinsons because it's fucking with his spine and brain. Shut the fuck up asshole
  3. If that were true, and you fucked her, I'd say that says a lot more about you, sir, and the level of strange you can pull. After all, maybe I'm a midget with a humpback and weapons grade halitosis and it's the best I can do. What's your excuse?
  4. And miss the opportunity every time that 'lil guy gets up the nerve to try and insult me on the internet? At what point in your life did you stop enjoying videos of people spiking themselves in the balls, good sir? Because I'm 46 and to be honest, sometimes they still send me rolling.
  5. I mean I'd argue that since he's dying, and he's spending his time arguing about Texas, it checks out like all the way. Holy fuck guys, some dipshit poster with horrible takes on the internet is calling my he's never met a whore! I don't know how I'm going to handle such indignity. Really, guys, I might tear up or kick a puppy. What a nightmare. HotDog.gif indeed, you fucking twat. I'm actually embarrassed for you.
  6. "Their wife?" Wouldn't you want to go for "his wife" or even "our wife?"
  7. This is your idea of a sick burn? Like you wrote this, found it was clever, hit enter, and thought to yourself “That’ll show that prick” with some sense of smug satisfaction? Yikes, dude. I remember when some 995ers said he was a legit nfl QB. Yikes.
  8. I choose to interpret your post as “I sell cigarettes” and ignore the rest because that also fits my personal narrative of Beaumont.
  9. Something silly like 60% of Ga Tech graduates are millionaires. I was going to suggest he sells dialysis machines.
  10. If you're asking I hope it's because he's coming This. I was cautiously optimistic by the fact that TN is also interested in the guy, so that's something. Quality of competition is a question, but we need probably 4 IOL, so he seems as good a candidate as anyone at this point.
  11. Keep them coming. I've been waiting to see these posts co-opting Miami's success since the game last night. Bring the good shit.
  12. Yes. Because dying slowly of several degenerative diseases isn't reason enough to feel sorry for someone. If I were dying, slowly and painfully, I don't think I'd be giving up on Texas football. I'd probably be wanting to see one more championship before I die.
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