I'll take these all one by one.
Brilliant, factual analysis. Tremendously done. Definitely better than "I know you are but what am I."
I can and do all the time. I also post a lot of, objectively, hilarious gifs. Although I'm not sure I SHOULDN'T care about people posting old and already well discussed topics, articles, and links on this website. Why stop at week old shit? Why don't you post some links form Spring Camp?
Empirically false statement. See above.
I mean, I don't hate calling stupid things stupid. I don't hate making fun of sooners and aggies. I don't hate pointing out bad posters, because it makes the site better. But it's hardly the reason I get out of bed in the morning. I'd much, MUCH prefer it if people didn't post old shit that's been debated and processed over the course of several pages like they're bringing a fucking treat to the board.
You know what, I just might do that. I've got some time to kill before I take my kid to soccer practice. Not that you'd ever know about it, you non-reading fuck.
Seriously. Just read the thread. Consider my ask here, I'm just asking you to read a fucking thread before you post.