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SydneyCarton

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  1. Him asking for 800 from us and settling for whatever someone else will pay after we tell him to fuck off aren’t the same thing. See: Wisner, Tre.
  2. Elko’s next hire might be BO&W.
  3. He did, actually. Who is this This poster went to tech.
  4. You say a lot of dumb shit, like every day, but this is as high up there as the time you claimed Shawn Watson was an innovative spread offensive mind.
  5. A personality like Cignetti seems like he would prefer to just continue rubbing his nuts all over the rest of CFB from a place like Indiana.
  6. Not being Texas Tech seems like a pretty good reason…to do anything.
  7. No, his ham guy retired. You’re either conflating Clark with Baxter or you’re just completely full of shit, as others have pointed out. Clark was getting praised extremely highly in camp before he was injured by the staff.
  8. OL and run game are about the only components I’d blame on Sark. And some of the OL was attributable to Ewers sacking himself and having happy feet. I’m not sure I’d attribute footwork to Sark since at the end of the day, the player has to execute it in games. We don’t know whether he got coaching on that or not. Sark called plays to Ewers strengths, which we obviously saw in the change of playcalling to Arch, so I think that’s bullshit. At the end of the day, Ewers is an extremely talented QB physically with some issues between the ears, but we’re all cheering for him. Except Derka. Also, let’s not pretend the OL for the dolphins isn’t dog shit, so the OL concerns ring hollow to me. Achane is a stud despite the weak OL, and if you disagree Tua’s mush brain would like a word.
  9. I’m aware. I want someone to spell out how ewers’s largest weaknesses while at Texas were attributable to sark.
  10. Funny you mention that, I saw my first driverless Waymo last week on Shepherd too. Guess they're getting close.
  11. They live in Vidor. You know let’s cut the shit they’re Klan.
  12. Top Gun 3 just doesn’t look all that compelling.
  13. Found steamboat’s handle on Texags:
  14. Shut the fuck up, Grandpa. And you might want to try not being the most Aggie thing in the fucking aTm thread.
  15. White dudes leading a mob with torches. Great idea. Not at all on the nose.
  16. That doesn't feel like a dream team. Well, maybe it does to Chainsaw.
  17. This is the winner. Cat riding a dinosaur shooting a gun.
  18. They’re going to flout the law and release redacted shit.
  19. Doesn't sound nearly painful and humiliating enough for what that piece of shit deserves.
  20. You see, I think of atheism more as a belief that there are no deities. Hm. It is hard to argue with your Christian Table position.
  21. I'm not saying she's hot, but I've seen Indian women that are about 100x worse than that second lady. But good point, we're going to need some cultural pictures to debate here. I visited Copenhagen about 15 years ago, in the middle of the wintertime. 20-30 degree weather. The river was frozen. And still a ton of hot AF tall blond women wearing sun-dresses and skirts peddling their asses to wherever the hell they were going. Fucking paradise.
  22. I mean, you realize atheism is a belief system, while anarchism is a political philosophy, right? Apples Oranges. I think he's yours (ours) unless maybe the Zoroastrian table will take him.
  23. There's no accounting for personal taste, so I'm not hating, but yes. I'm going: Sweden/Denmark 1a/1b, South Korea, China, Spain, US, India, Kenya, Russia, in that order.
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