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SydneyCarton

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  1. I don’t think more college starts help him not throw 10 passes under the knees of his WRs
  2. I can’t see myself in 3rd person. So that doesn’t make sense. But we’ve also seen men flat terrified of women. Scares them to death. I mean, I bet we could circle a half a dozen on this website having never laid eyes on them, solely based on their posting.
  3. It doesn't matter if you give up on him or not. For the record, I think it's too early. But it's hard to see him sticking around this RB room unless he gets decent action this season, not with what's just come in and coming in next class. Unless he breaks out on his own, I think he's gone. It's going to happen.
  4. It's weird that Nico's dad's name is Jeff Eisenberg.
  5. I wouldn't trade special teams for a guy who can legit crush it for the baseball team. You convince him that long term that hammy needs a break. We're not hurting at Safety. Either he's getting legit reps because he's healthy or it's a waste. I mean unless he's xavier worthy on returns.
  6. Dave Aranda perpetually has the look of a man who is cornered in a bedroom by a beautiful woman, who has just slowly taken off her panties without breaking eye contact, and he is terrified and looking for a way out of the situation and coming up completely blank. I should have just said JerseyMan.
  7. You're not dead yet, old man.
  8. We're not a vampire. They're just fucking cheating, insecure pussies that are pissed we're gonna take away their fucking woobie. There isn't.
  9. I think people are also forgetting that for a coach telling people that the plan is to win on a close game with the defense, Sark has already been a fan of exhausting DTs. Look what he did last year against Michigan. He's going to run those DT's side to side on OZ, pounding the rock, and he's going to attack their already suspect depth at DT. Then he's going to run over them. Having 2 backs and a mobile QB is a hell of a way to get guys guessing which side the ball is going to and freezing the open field for a TE.
  10. I'm in the same boat as you, I'd really only want to buy pearl snaps going forward. Do they not have pearl snap ultralights? Is it just lighter shirts? Lol wife got that for my kiddo.
  11. I have a solid blue/aqua colored one from when they first came out, no pilling. The checkered one also no pilling. The newest UT pearl snap, pilling. I don't have an ultra-light, how do those compare to their regular shirts, if you don't mind?
  12. It wasn't a big deal that was made about it, he just kept being held out and folks said "it's the hamstring again."
  13. He injured it twice during baseball season, and it happened again sometime like a week or two into camp. I don't have any info, but I wouldn't be surprised if he's just redshirted for the year. Otherwise, maybe SEC play.
  14. Explain to me the cow. And not in some "Forget it Jake, it's David Lynch" manner.
  15. Yes. Shockingly stanco actually watch the whole minute long video which explained everything.
  16. The obvious answer is rent a midget to hold it. Also the only person under 27 reading this thread is @texifornia
  17. Sure. That doesn’t mean camera angles also don’t matter. The right camera angle can probably make BO&W look 5’7”, maybe even 5’8” if he’s wearing his lifts.
  18. Well, someone posted a tweet with screenshots between Barry Switzer and Archie Manning, who are friends.
  19. I won’t go so far as to say you’re perfectly normal, but it’s not because of this behavior. Park Gothic is just weak. Listen, am I going to have to explain to you how camera angles work?
  20. Because the more videos they make, the more visitors YouTube will send them, and the more the algorithm will push their channel, which will increase their advertising dollars. Rinse and repeat that process to remain the top of the algorithm and make more money. Why does Taylor Swift put out an album every damn year versus every 3 years?
  21. I interpreted it as akin to the response folks used to give when someone would shoot them a middle finger: "Why don't you sit on that and spin?"
  22. I'll take these all one by one. Brilliant, factual analysis. Tremendously done. Definitely better than "I know you are but what am I." I can and do all the time. I also post a lot of, objectively, hilarious gifs. Although I'm not sure I SHOULDN'T care about people posting old and already well discussed topics, articles, and links on this website. Why stop at week old shit? Why don't you post some links form Spring Camp? Empirically false statement. See above. I mean, I don't hate calling stupid things stupid. I don't hate making fun of sooners and aggies. I don't hate pointing out bad posters, because it makes the site better. But it's hardly the reason I get out of bed in the morning. I'd much, MUCH prefer it if people didn't post old shit that's been debated and processed over the course of several pages like they're bringing a fucking treat to the board. You know what, I just might do that. I've got some time to kill before I take my kid to soccer practice. Not that you'd ever know about it, you non-reading fuck. Seriously. Just read the thread. Consider my ask here, I'm just asking you to read a fucking thread before you post.
  23. Myles Garrett Speeding Tickets Myles Garrett was cited for speeding at 100 mph in a 60 mph zone on I-71 near Strongsville, Ohio, just after 2 a.m. on August 11, 2025, hours after the Cleveland Browns' first preseason game. This incident marks his eighth speeding citation since joining the Browns in 2017, with the most recent prior ticket occurring in 2022. Garrett was issued a $250 ticket and is scheduled to appear in court on Thursday, August 28, 2025, though he can pay the fine to avoid attending. The speeding citation was issued by Strongsville Police on I-71 south near Drake Road. Garrett was driving a gray Ferrari at the time of the stop. The incident occurred shortly after the Browns' preseason game against the Carolina Panthers in Charlotte, North Carolina. This is Garrett's first speeding ticket since a single-car crash in 2022 where he flipped his Porsche. Garrett has a documented history of speeding violations, including multiple tickets for driving over 100 mph, with a notable instance in 2021 where he was cited twice within 24 hours for speeds of 120 mph and 105 mph.
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