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SydneyCarton

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  1. I don’t think Javier’s is worth a trip to the Aria by itself if you’re staying at the palazzo. Just my two cents. Bouhchon sounds like a given. Piero’s for your Italian if you go that way.
  2. What CTJ doesn't say here, but which should be obvious, is that he's now planning several calls into Pauly Finebaum where Lewis Livinstone is going to gas about how he and his nephew Parker have been cooking meth in a trailer in Vidor every summer since he was 10, which by coincidence, was also the first year Parker stole a car and crashed it into a tree just to feel something. In the forthcoming weeks we're going to hear some very interesting members of the Stroh family hitting the airwaves, who I will remind all of you are Aggies, talking about how the ginger folk are some of the most efficient and successful fentanyl mules China has ever employed.
  3. Pssh. AIDS is basically neutralized these days. He and Magic Johnson have had it for decades. Meanwhile:
  4. But I had a great time. You know what else is a great time? Winning.
  5. Protection is for your mother and dirty sailors, sir. Give me speed and talent.
  6. I dont particularly care if he's a senior RB.
  7. Counterpoint, Simon and Clark are basically in the exact same boat as Terry. A true freshman and an injury guy who may as well be a true frosh as he works back into the game. If Simon "doesn't need to be playing" then why would Terry, a guy who has had less snaps at RB and is a tweener positionally? If he has a pulse there sure, but I'm not sure your basic criteria is any different for those guys.
  8. Counterpoint, they're a cheating SOS school, at systemic levels, with shitty asshat boosters.
  9. I'm starting to wonder if Uncle Johntay wasn't the dude selling him his drugs. Allegedly.
  10. That would be a pretty big change of narrative considering as recently as last spring, we heard praises about Cruz in practice, and that the staff loved the guy. Now, that being said, it's been made plain for all to see that the staff's concept of "elite roster talent" isn't exactly par with the reality of the world, so Cruz could easily fall in that category of guys the staff raved about but in fact are Meh. But the counterpoint is that we didn't hear shit about Connor Stroh as being even a warm body till he started, and then we got a burst of 995 bullshit about him playing his way into a starting role with the opportunity. In other words, we don't know shit about fuck.
  11. Science has been debunked, sir.
  12. Petticab's might be a decent transportation method from downtown to campus. Or electric scooters.
  13. Holy shit, we might actually see Daniel Cruz.
  14. Pretty well considering they are ranked around the top 5, they've not lost any more games this year, and generally beaten some decent competition. Let me ask you a question. Did Texas, to use the words of Mike Elko, physically annihilate A&M at their house last season? I'd tend to say, yes, and so would Mike Elko. But according to your definition, since they had a chance to win at the end, I guess not.
  15. If we stick to it successfully, and can somewhat run the ball, the deep shots will open the fuck up over time. Guys will stop rushing 4 and dropping 7 on our asses.
  16. Whittington was also offered a substantial NIL package to return for another year, after he'd already decided to retire. I can't speak to whether or not Baxter will be offered similar if he decides to transfer or give it up.
  17. Who needs a calendar for "every day, multiple times a day?" No one sends out a fucking calendar for Old Faithful's eruptions either.
  18. How many cheese pun and geography derails have we endured over the years. Lets talk about government butthole probing on CTJ's phone. Fuck it.
  19. Some dude posted a video or article earlier saying Niblett being on the field is a tell, every time he's on the field the ball has 100% gone in his direction. That shit can't continue to happen. Not sure if it changed in the OU game, I honestly don't remember.
  20. I think the only way to be sure is to have to try it on multiple buttholes. Lets but the guy who's feet are so bad he trips over them while sitting down to take a shit back there, genius. You questioning the intelligence of anyone is laughable.
  21. Yes, a year of eligibility is more important than him getting 2-3 touches a game. A whole other year down the line could lead to NIL money dude. Who knows what happens, but Diego Pavia sued to get a 6th year because Vandy was going to pay him. Dude saves his year, maybe blows up somewhere else, maybe he gets another year to make some NIL bank.
  22. To preserve his red shirt, dude.
  23. The people clamoring for Clark and Simon confuse the fuck out of me. Both of their play, in direct comparison to Wisner, shows they aren't ready. I haven't seen them do shit against anyone with a pulse all season since Ohio State. I get Gibson's decision, but I'm surely not in the "this is fine" camp. Lets hope Baxter gets back state, because fuck, once again we seem short of warm bodies. The bottom half of this box score for rushing is pretty fucking damning:
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