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SydneyCarton

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  1. "Their wife?" Wouldn't you want to go for "his wife" or even "our wife?"
  2. This is your idea of a sick burn? Like you wrote this, found it was clever, hit enter, and thought to yourself “That’ll show that prick” with some sense of smug satisfaction? Yikes, dude. I remember when some 995ers said he was a legit nfl QB. Yikes.
  3. I choose to interpret your post as “I sell cigarettes” and ignore the rest because that also fits my personal narrative of Beaumont.
  4. Something silly like 60% of Ga Tech graduates are millionaires. I was going to suggest he sells dialysis machines.
  5. If you're asking I hope it's because he's coming This. I was cautiously optimistic by the fact that TN is also interested in the guy, so that's something. Quality of competition is a question, but we need probably 4 IOL, so he seems as good a candidate as anyone at this point.
  6. Keep them coming. I've been waiting to see these posts co-opting Miami's success since the game last night. Bring the good shit.
  7. Yes. Because dying slowly of several degenerative diseases isn't reason enough to feel sorry for someone. If I were dying, slowly and painfully, I don't think I'd be giving up on Texas football. I'd probably be wanting to see one more championship before I die.
  8. That's the problem. There need to be a whole hell of a lot less of the idiots posting here.
  9. General reminder to everyone in this thread that Hornlife has several medical issues that effect general cognition, ability to type effectively, and dude is facing an end of life situation sooner than most of us. React to him and his posts as you will with that in mind.
  10. Several of us said it. Some people don't read the fucking thread.
  11. I'm starting to go from thinking Flood is just old and lazy to he might be touched. Mildly retarded.
  12. Yale, eh? Seems super promising. Also, why the fuck is every fucking guy that visits a motherfucking OT?
  13. I was today years old when I learned that Santana Wilson was a WR. That guy knows his stuff!
  14. This is a deep cut, and should be appreciated by old timers. The same way I do, with my eyes, a metric fuck ton of patience and resilience, and a lot of blood pressure medication and/or bourbon. I don't want this guy simply because Helobious jerks off to him. Or jerks him off. NTTIAWRT I watched parts of 3-4 Pitt games this year, and this guy is fucking awesome. No, it's just great news. 1k more guys means a lot more OL to source. I had hopes this guy could flourish under Muschamp, but with the Rutgers kids and the youth, I don't think this is a big deal, although I'm not sold on Littleton as a CB.
  15. Maybe sark should stop retaining the asshole with call of duty at the top of his resume. He’s already fired the all star guy at the position because he prefers Smithers. We’re in good hands, guys.
  16. Oh a DFW source. Sounds legit I feel so much better. No wai!! Thought he was super interested in Texas!?!? Lolz The Michigan business plan is literally “declare with every intention to return.” this would make him 4 to UW, 6 to LSU, plus rev share reduction…a legit 14 million dollar player? I think the SEC isn’t like this now but will be tomorrow.
  17. The problem is that his teammates now think he is a world class piece of shit. Didn’t he announce when the team was at the funeral for another college athlete at UW?
  18. We all make occasional mistakes. Even me. But to be specific I harp on people for not even bothering to read the thread and then show up and ask stupid questions. That's not quite the same thing as making a mistake. But thanks for correcting me the same way Hank_Hill did a page or two back. Perhaps you should read the thread?
  19. So Burton's tweet and Horton's announcement and Brandon Harris's certainty and jawing have to mean Coleman is going to Alabama, right?
  20. You underestimate just how much some of their cult want to live close to their supreme idol, reveille. I have family that presents as 2%ers until things don't quite go their way, and they want to retire to Navasota so they can be "close to CS." Imagine being relatively successful and wanting to retire to fucking Navasota.
  21. I mean, a parking lot is the third best view in College Station. Better than campus and a landfill, edged out by anyone with a 10 foot fence, and of course the exit out of town.
  22. If you'd read the thread you'd know not to get your hopes up on the Vandy WR since he's using us for a bigger offer from other schools. Yeah. None of our current star players came from HS. You know everyone has busts, right?
  23. Sharma is going to play big minutes next year.
  24. "Texas decided to go all in." I'm not sure what to tell all of you pants pissers at this point, but it should be evident to you when you're being trolled by Billy Liucci. Do better.
  25. I'm not sure the official thing has been walked back, not that it matters. I think there's a big difference between tweets of people saying "I intend to enter the transfer portal" and then negotiating with the team, and then either changing your mind or jumping into the portal. I think a lot of what is happening is the former. Still, it's semantics.
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