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SydneyCarton

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  1. Maybe sark should stop retaining the asshole with call of duty at the top of his resume. He’s already fired the all star guy at the position because he prefers Smithers. We’re in good hands, guys.
  2. Oh a DFW source. Sounds legit I feel so much better. No wai!! Thought he was super interested in Texas!?!? Lolz The Michigan business plan is literally “declare with every intention to return.” this would make him 4 to UW, 6 to LSU, plus rev share reduction…a legit 14 million dollar player? I think the SEC isn’t like this now but will be tomorrow.
  3. The problem is that his teammates now think he is a world class piece of shit. Didn’t he announce when the team was at the funeral for another college athlete at UW?
  4. We all make occasional mistakes. Even me. But to be specific I harp on people for not even bothering to read the thread and then show up and ask stupid questions. That's not quite the same thing as making a mistake. But thanks for correcting me the same way Hank_Hill did a page or two back. Perhaps you should read the thread?
  5. So Burton's tweet and Horton's announcement and Brandon Harris's certainty and jawing have to mean Coleman is going to Alabama, right?
  6. You underestimate just how much some of their cult want to live close to their supreme idol, reveille. I have family that presents as 2%ers until things don't quite go their way, and they want to retire to Navasota so they can be "close to CS." Imagine being relatively successful and wanting to retire to fucking Navasota.
  7. I mean, a parking lot is the third best view in College Station. Better than campus and a landfill, edged out by anyone with a 10 foot fence, and of course the exit out of town.
  8. If you'd read the thread you'd know not to get your hopes up on the Vandy WR since he's using us for a bigger offer from other schools. Yeah. None of our current star players came from HS. You know everyone has busts, right?
  9. Sharma is going to play big minutes next year.
  10. "Texas decided to go all in." I'm not sure what to tell all of you pants pissers at this point, but it should be evident to you when you're being trolled by Billy Liucci. Do better.
  11. I'm not sure the official thing has been walked back, not that it matters. I think there's a big difference between tweets of people saying "I intend to enter the transfer portal" and then negotiating with the team, and then either changing your mind or jumping into the portal. I think a lot of what is happening is the former. Still, it's semantics.
  12. He may not want to leave his area of the country, but it's obvious that he has real representation and they know what they're doing. He's played it perfectly, including having his eyes opened by Cody Campbell's absurdity and how it resets the market for his services. I don't hate Wisner. I feel bad for the guy, and I liked him as a player. I think he got fucked by a bad agent, and some hurt feelings. Now, Parker Livingstone can get fucked. I hope we break multiple bones in his body next season and he finishes the rest of his life as a cripple working at a roadside gator farm, as was intended.
  13. That guy has a decades long history of not reading threads, including as recently as not reading his own fucking twitter feed properly and posting "Parody Pete Nakos" as legit news. That was a few days ago. Did you miss it? Because maybe you need to read the thread...
  14. FOR FUCK'S SAKE READ THE FUCKING THREAD YOU NON-READING FUCK. NOD YOUR HEAD IF I'VE ACCUSED YOU OF BEING A NON-READING FUCK AT LEAST A DOZEN TIMES IN YOUR LIFE. YOU'D BETTER BE NODDING! He signed a deal before the bowl game and the came back and asked for 4x...probably because Tech tampered.
  15. This isn't the same issue as not realizing Kyle Flood sucks at his fucking job. I think you're proving my point.
  16. Nick Saban, notorious paradigm of moral good as opposed to a cheating motherfucker who only plays cards in a stacked deck.
  17. Weird. Do you think he ended up getting paid more by Colorado than if he'd have stayed at Texas?
  18. Yeah. But we'll have more money to play with than almost all the rest of the guys playing. At some point, that's going to even out and equalize for the guys who actually want to play and get paid.
  19. You were hoping that because you're consistently one of the dumbest, least informed posters on this thread. You should thank god every day that Spider2yBanana exists. And if memory serves, prone to the occasional racist remark. Ffrench was an evaluation bust, he cost a lot of money, his transfer is perfectly fucking fine. As has been said, but reading isn't your strong suit. Why, I'm not sure what at all you mean, sir.
  20. I'm not sure what's worse at this point, Texas's portal performance of the shrieking coming from a number of posters on this thread. Fuck me. Imagine a world where folks are collectively pissing their pants over losing a spare TE, a bust at WR, guys coming back after agreeing to terms and saying "No thanks 4x that amount," a couple of WRs and a RB who put up mid #s and demanded max dollars, i'm some OL guys that were so fucking bad they couldn't see playing time last year in a an OL that was so bad it was like watching a live feed of clubbing baby seals every Saturday in the fall. Fucking pull yourselves together people. Yes, we're missing on top targets, but it isn't for lack of paying. Something tells me we're going to field a team in the fall, and something tells me this won't end up as bad as it feels right now. 4k players in the portal, at some point Texas is going to have time to evaluate and sign some motherfuckers better than the other 3700 who are going to get zero other than a college scholarship.
  21. No, you didn't which is why I asked for clarification. Listen, I don't like how this is going either, but I don't really blame college football as much as I blame Sark and Harris. Everyone is still learning the game, and this portal season looks like a pretty big shift versus recent activity. Which makes sense, we're now 4-5 years into the thing, and the last 2 or so of those classes have decided they don't want to sit. This should be a shift in behavior for all teams, and Texas is definitely getting kicked in the nuts. The processes and systems of Texas and other schools will change accordingly, I'd wager. I can't argue with the staff issues, but Texas is still better positioned than we were 8 years ago in a dead conference with little to no way to attract talent versus nefarious actors. But throwing a temper tantrum because our competitive advantage isn't working the way we wanted is like 'bama and clemson fans complaining now that they have to play in a free market, imo.
  22. You think we are worse off than we were before the portal and NIL? Ok.
  23. We're not even in their conference anymore, and we're still their boogeyman. Nevermind Texas didn't invent the fucking portal, and plenty of other folks pay for NIL. Losers. For what it's worth, the staff had already labeled Ffrench as an evaluation bust, and a bad investment. This is likely them happily cutting bait. No one should cry over this one.
  24. I dunno, is he currently not fucking injured? Zina seems way better than Vasek at this stage.
  25. This sucks. And to be honest, I don't get it. I mean, I get it for Zina. He's been patient, he's shown flashes in limited time, and we go out and chase an Edge in the portal, which is the LAST position we need. We need a fucking QB more than we need another edge. And here we have a relatively cheap player who we have developed, ready to take the next step, and we go after portal guys. At some point, fuck, play the guys you've recruited and developed who seem fucking good.
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