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SydneyCarton

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  1. This you, bruh? The topic of my quotes, specifically, was two posts flat out saying (yours) or implying (Fantana) that just because Pakistan has nukes and has used them as a shield to misbehave regarding terrorism, doesn't mean that Iran would do the same. Fucking Iran. Now, if you want to correct my interpretation of your post, by all means. I'm all ears. But the post your quoted, and then your, to paraphrase, "Pakistan is bad therefore Iran is bad, right?" well, only has one obvious interpretation to me. Which is...a defense of Iran. So by all means point how I crossed my wires. Were you just agreeing with Abrahms?
  2. I didn't have anyone basically stanning for Iran on this thread, but here we are...
  3. Shit. I think the meddling is more of the last 30 years. But there's more than just that happening. If's a confluence of shit...but yeah, social media is certainly at the heart.
  4. I'm willing to risk it...for y'all. Because I live on high ground.
  5. Listen, I'm cheering for y'all in central texas to get a tropical storm, even a stalled hurricane. As long as it fucking enters land from Corpus Christi.
  6. That can't be true. Have you read Page 1 of this thread?!?!
  7. This isn't a joke, I know that most of this board is probably gainfully employed and insured, that being said, finding employers with even DECENT health insurance at decent rates these days, even if employed full time, is fucking tough. Wait till you discover SYBIAN midget porn.
  8. God, they're so fucking stupid. "That clown show." The clown show that just want it's 4th director's cup in 5 years. The clown show that their coach said "physically manhandled them" or something similar, at home, at the renewal of the football rivalry. The clown show that stole THEIR coach, who they know says was an amoral shitbag, and won the SEC in year 1 with a transition roster. The clown show that FIRED their alum coach, who was doing awesome, for being a shitbag, and that same shitbag turned them DOWN when they tried to hire them. That clown show that just won a woman's softball national championship, that volleyball team that just spits out national championships, that men's and women's swimming and diving that's legitimately contending every year, and poached the US Olympics coach after our legend finally retired. I guess they can enjoy being relevant in track and field...until we start spending money there too. Tick Tock, aggies. Sign me up for fucking clown college, because after 2010-2023, I'll walk around wearing this kind of clownery till I fucking die.
  9. Oh shit. You were fucking serious. Wow.
  10. This sounds scientifically legit. I heard one guy or or a comic or something insist that because he had a small dick, his swimmers had to travel exponentially further to fertilize an egg. So if he got a woman pregnant, you know it had to be the best and most efficient swimmer he had, as where some low IQ clown with a horsecock could dump his load right next to the egg, and some retarded sperm with 3 tails that could only swim in circles had a fair shot of getting to the prize. I bet he felt much better about himself as he cried himself to sleep in unfathomable loneliness every night.
  11. Let's not forget @cabowabo @Laxtonto @Rip76 @Gucci_Suit @bullzak @Da Fino @Sandman
  12. I dont know about all of DKR, but the trophy room is on the north side of the endzone and is pretty much open all the time, is my understanding.
  13. I think Tex is more of a disc golf guy.
  14. Maybe he was a repressed homosexual. Those guys never act out, or become right wing politicians or anything.
  15. Good context, because I’m pretty sure Anastasis is an Excitable Boy.
  16. Not going to have the balls to show back up, are you? Tell us about page 2 and 3. Just a reminder to everyone that this is GRUHorn, and he’s only been crowdsourced about 30 times so far… You think the evangelical Trump voter is a left wing assassin and you’re accusing others of being an idiot, do I have that correctly?
  17. You'd think great, considering they voted for this, right?
  18. You don't think Anastasis is trolling?
  19. Friday isn't the middle of the week, and it's 10 am, AND why are you typing on Surly? And you could be doing all that without listening to Kenny Chesney.
  20. Sure. But that's not about. Some people think THEIR billionaires are freedom fighters, and others are the fucking illuminati. It's fucking stupid. George Soros's net worth is fucking 8 billion. Id love to have 8 billion, but lets face it, in billionaire world he's basically not shit, and folks think he's ruling the entire fucking world with 8 billion dollars. Critical thinking is dead. Of course, the real issue with Soros is probably just that he's a fucking jew, but no one has the balls to own that one.
  21. Is she? She gives money to causes she believes in, even if we think they're fucked up. I don't like her, but I also don't think she manipulates world banking markets and hires legions of fucking crisis actors. I don't think she's single handedly responsible for every ill that can remotely be tied to something political. She's a rich person who doesn't think palestinians should be alive, or most middle easterners, and she aggressively donates money to people she thinks furthers that cause.
  22. Hook'em ATL didn't specify being on a boat in his Michael McDonald jerking-off-while-crying moment of being alive. But careful on that slippery slope. "It's different on a boat, on a boat, Michael Jackson and Diddy are fine." I'm going to go with a crime against humanity still being a crime against humanity, I don't care whether or not you're in international waters.
  23. What do you do when they give the jars back to you? Nice work. How many gallons of Vinegar did that take?
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