Everything posted by SydneyCarton
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Texas A&M Football 2025 - On the Edge of Glory(holes)
Never forget how fucking terrible the Sumlin contract was, either.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I’ve got to say, that guy has fucking nailed how to pander to the aTm base. Liucci better watch his six, this kid is the future.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Houston? Non-CR thread
If 99 had existed back their would have been a 15 minute drive
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How Is That Chain Still Open?
Fun fact, Trudy's implemented the 2 Mexican Martini limit in part because of the rec sports crew rolling in there after intramural games and getting hammered. First it was two mexican martinis, and whatever else. So we'd order one when we got there, have a shit ton of frozens, then get a 2nd one as our last round. Then it quickly become "2 and you're cut off." Ooof. Good times, good times.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Houston? Non-CR thread
What a stupid statement. I live inside the loop, and it's just under 8 miles from my house to Daiken Park. It's a 20 minute drive in rush hour traffic. You're on a UT board, and you accuse everyone in Houston of living in Katy or The Woodlands...which is where the fucking aggies live, you dumb twat. Also, I'm married and have a kid. Who the fuck is driving 30 miles for entertainment period, on a regular basis? I've got about 20 amazing fucking restaurants within 3-5 miles of my house in the greater heights area. And it's maybe an extra 10 minutes to get to any of the amazing restaurants in the River Oaks, Galleria, Spring Branch, or Montrose areas. 15 extra minutes for Rice Village/West U/Museum district. That's every major entertainment district I can get to in about 20 minutes, tops, but about 3-4 of them I can get to in about 10 minutes. You don't know shit about Houston. Also, who gives a fuck if downtown is some kind of attraction or not? I don't give a shit where I go to get my fun. As another poster said, getting in and out fast and easy for sports is great. Other than that, do we get some merit badge that the Michelin Star restaurant is downtown as opposed to in Montrose? Is this like Texas A&M winning online poll for you or something? I've got to tell you, pal, you're clearly following the wrong people on social media. Sawyer Yards is still a thing. I have my office in here. It's still growing and expanding with more art space, some more restaurants, and other entertainment options nearby off Washington.
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How Is That Chain Still Open?
Fucking Purple Margaritas. Many a night went sideways before it started on old barton springs road. Or by the airport.
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How Is That Chain Still Open?
So how was you're wife's experience in the latest season of My 400 lb. Life?
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Las Vegas go hard or go home thread
Yeah, I'll crush this one day. But if they ever close Javier's CTJ is going to kill some people. We'll see him on the news.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I already mea culpa'd man. It's the football board, so I guess I'm just doing as the Romans do...
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Aww shit I might have been conflating the two in my head. Sorry @Daichee Bell
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Johnny (football?) Manziel
Gracias.
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Texas A&M Football 2025 - On the Edge of Glory(holes)
I can certainly think of one group of people that you shouldn't admit this to: Us.
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Johnny (football?) Manziel
What do we think about this? I think he's tryna' strike a chord and it's probably A minor.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
You mean other than the fact that a team of coaches, who at this point even @satyanash can admit seem pretty decent at coaching and evaluation, keep moving him up the rotation in the RB room ahead of the season? I mean, either they're now poor at their jobs (the coaching staff) or we're being lied to directly by OTF. In regards to your question, Willis McGahee had a pretty nice career after blowing out his ACL and MCL in the Fiesta Bowl. Adrian Peterson ran for 2k a year after an ACL injury. Jamaal Charles. Saquon Barkley. Guess those guys aren't very well known, though.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
We all know you got it all the way, dude. No dude. She doesn't look like Alf (allegedly). She just wears the fucking costume while her husband fucks her. Try to keep up, Jesus.
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Las Vegas go hard or go home thread
Counterpoint, Jean Georges is awesome.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I appreciate the strategy you're using here, but you've failed to address in any way the difference between people passionately following something that is perpetually changing and evolving, with ups and downs, versus an emotional investment in something that never changes, over and over again. You don't really address any points, you just sort of continue to insinuate how two things are the same, without addressing any points. It's an often effective move. But I'm not buying it here. I mean, you've implied if not outright admitted you're a college football, but also maybe a disney adult. What else are you going to do, but attempt to normalize your position as one thing, which much of society finds creepy and off-putting, to the other thing people are passionate about here...and attempt to maybe also frame it as creepy and off-putting. Sure, I spend money on these things, but look at all the money other people spend on THIS thing? I guess attempting to frame it as "Listen guys, we're all super weird together" is much better than having to explain how POTENTIALLY the rabid emotional support and financial dedication to this other thing is more than just the lifetime distraction of a stunted person who has never entirely moved on from their childhood, and it is a race to return to that safe space as much and often as possible as they find their regular life overwhelming, and the find safety and comfort in the fact that the rides never change, and the movies never change, and the songs never change, and when they're at a disney park, they're safe. Explaining that could be difficult. Particularly to close-minded psychos like us.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I really don’t even think this is a remotely close comparison. First, I’ve never wept after a Texas victory. And the older I get the less a loss ruins my weekend. Sure, some of the other stuff you’ve posted is accurate. but a football victory is an achievement, or a failure. It’s not scripted, the outcomes aren’t known, there are spontaneous great plays and horrible ones, worth celebration and despair. Every outcome is different, every season is different, and there are consequences to a certain degree in the real world regarding your ability to recruit, how obnoxious your rivals will be for a 12 month period, etc. also it’s fleeting, only a few months a year. Disney is the same. Maybe there’s some different parades and shows, but the rides are the same, until they build a new one. Galaxy’s Edge is cool, but it’s the same unless you catch a Kylo Ren sighting, etc. I’ll put the 2005 rose bowl on in the background of my house, I’ll watch some old highlights sometime, and obviously I ingest a lot of college football content. I go to 4-5 games a year, so I invest financially. But it hardly rings the same to me as people who spent obscene percentages of their net worth going to the same theme park(s) multiple times a year and playing dress up and having it be their entire identity. Football ain’t mine. it’s like the ren fair people who go every weekend and travel with it throughout the year, but with hopefully better hygiene and less poor.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Wait that documentary review article is real?!?- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I don’t need it to be the offseason to realize I hate all of you.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
“My dad says Math has been debunked.” …they just don’t engage in swapping with YOU. Also Jesus. Once a month? I crushed all the major rides with my family and I can’t imagine caring to do it again short of another 3-4 years. Once a month. Wow.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
If I were to get one, the same way I do anything, pay others to do it for me. You’re thinking Zeleus Hicks.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Wasn't Littleton a high 4 star? Like not event top 100, more like top 75 type player?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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