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SydneyCarton

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  1. This is all terrible news and if true I’ll have a big sad. But I really trust Venables to go out and hire the best replacements, real charismatic teachers of the game. I’m sure no one with a successful career trajectory would send Skeletor’s calls to VM.
  2. Well, let me stop you at non-gambler. These threads get derailed for cheese, so why not some gambling? Although, let me try to explain it in other terms. It’s not so much ridiculing his risk aversion, it’s ridiculing his fucking income to risk. The point of gambling is thus: A) To make money B) The excitement of the risk C) Both A and B That fat slob makes millions of dollars, he’s not making any meaningful money (for him) playing $10 chips, and therefore there isn’t much of a rush for winning/losing. So he’s wasting his fucking time drinking free Coronas. If he doesn’t like gambling that much, fine, then why isn’t he doing something else like fucking game prep? or eating at a nice fucking restaurant, as clearly he likes fucking eating and boozing. He makes millions of dollars, we’d also ridicule him for dressing like a hobo, eating nothing but $1 Jack In The Crack tacos, driving a used pinto, etc. The guy is a John Daly/Matt Rhule level boozer and we’d also make fun of him for drinking a cosmopolitan. Signed, A guy who only plays $10 chips at $25 dollar tables.
  3. He’s already 6-5, 225. If that’s accurate, that’s what most seniors come out weighing. I think dude will get there sooner rather than later, unless he’s Kriss Ross on offense
  4. Aka the Jordan Whittington. Dude needs to give Matt a call.
  5. Not to mention our special teams coordinator gets paid as much or more than some D2 head coaches. I like Banks as a recruiter, but special teams have been hit or miss for sure. It’s been a bad year, yes. I can’t really blame him for auburn reverting to shit, or kern being injured. If it is a trend next year then I’ll start to pay attention, otherwise it’s a fluke imo.
  6. Pretty sure he head 3 kids before he left the 40 acres, fwiw.
  7. Higdon posts here as BillFromLakeTravis.
  8. I believe Geoff Ketchum steals his information from here as Funk Doctor Spock
  9. Not only does he have an Ag tag, but the U means he donated to their NIL through Texags. If he’s a troll, that person is really investing in the bit.
  10. Related to Tyrelle or something prothro that had one of the nastiest leg injuries we’ve seen in CFB? Played for Bama?
  11. You realize that's doctored, right? Like just by looking at it, much less listening?
  12. Per a quick google, once humans get bird flu it can be trasmitted via droplets in the air, so, yeah.
  13. They stole Ketch’s twitter avatar? Of course elko did…
  14. No, you misunderstood that in the decade or two leading up to NIL, there were no rules and restrictions and that it wasn't arleady open season. You make it sounds like we had this wonderful system, and NIL shit all over it, and then more rules will come back it a feasible system. There were no rules or restrictions being enforced leading up to NIL, except those a school placed on themselves. The FBI having tapes of LSU robbing a fucking charity hospital out front should have told ya'. So yeah, I disagree with your police work making it sounding like there were prosecutions and punishmets for any rules violations by anyone the fucking 10-15 years before NIL.
  15. Pepperdine University (/ˈpΙ›pΙ™rdaΙͺn/) is a private Christian research university affiliated with the Churches of Christ with its main campus in Los Angeles County, California, United States. The Churches of Christ, also commonly known as the Church of Christ, is a loose association of autonomous Christian congregations located around the world. Typically, their distinguishing beliefs are that of the necessity of baptism for salvation and the prohibition of musical instruments in worship Churches of Christ generally share the following theological beliefs and practices:[14] Autonomous, congregational church organization without denominational oversight;[22]:β€Š238β€Š[23]:β€Š124β€Š Refusal to hold to any formal creeds or informal "doctrinal statements" or "statements of faith", stating instead a reliance on the Bible alone for doctrine and practice;[21]:β€Š103β€Š[22]:β€Š238,β€Š240β€Š[23]:β€Š123β€Š Local governance[22]:β€Š238β€Š by a plurality of male elders;[23]:β€Š124β€Š[24]:β€Š47–54β€Š Baptism by immersion of consenting believers[22]:β€Š238β€Š[23]:β€Š124β€Š in the Name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit for the forgiveness of sins;[14][21]:β€Š103β€Š[23]:β€Š124β€Š Practice of a cappella singing is the norm in worship,[25] based on New Testament passages teaching to sing for worship, with no mention of instrumental music (and also that worship in church assemblies for centuries in the early Church practiced a cappella singing).[22]:β€Š240β€Š[23]:β€Š125β€Š
  16. I'm sure they're thrilled that they'll be able to follow the exploits of Top Teams <checks notes> Florida, Texas A&M, Mississippi St, Missouri, Vanderbilt, Arkansas, LSU, South Carolina, and Auburn. Oh, and Tennessee. Who wouldn't want unfettered access to a group of teams that went 41-55 in conference play?
  17. I'm sorry, what documentary is this? What is this doofus referencing?
  18. I didn't realize Justin Chaisson was on the call. Did we get Dusty Dvorcheck as well to espouse the virtues of beating your friend nearly to death with a baseball bat?
  19. This is pretty funny, considering you keep a spiral notepad with your personal rankings of the various performances of Ebenezer Scrooge across the decades. Did Gerry fuck his granddaughter or something and tweet the pics?
  20. If we're going to drag shit from the other site over here, for those of us who don't bother reading past the 995 topical post, does someone want to post a fucking glossary or bibliography of who all these fucking posters y'all are referencing? Or, like, just not do it.
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