Everything posted by SydneyCarton
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
I know man. I was teasing you. 212 is skeletors charity I think. I think it’s a Sandusky thing.
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
Is this English?
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
Yeah I also like being a public ivy with successful alumni that give money.
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
I’m not sure he’s clueless. There’s a legit chance he’s just lying to their fucking faces.
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
Nagy sounds like the exact kind of prick who thinks he’s smarter than everyone else, because of whatever nfl and nfl adjacent experience he has, but is completely out of his depth. Like charlie Weiss strategic and tactical advantage bullshit. The guy was just a fucking scout and worked at the senior bowl. He’s like the Brett Yormack of Oklahoma. And look at this goofy motherfucker and his Hayes Fawcett bio pic that will get @texifornia rock hard: Look at him. That is a man who will slide up to the urinal right next to you when there’s 15 other open pissers.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Holy fucking shit. The heart is a powerful fucking muscle, I don’t know how that motherfucker hasn’t had limbs amputated.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Proximity to your kid doesn’t somehow make the college less shitty. No one in reality would/should defend aTm or Tech simply because they’re closer than a school like Arkansas or LSU. The ratings speak for themselves. And those schools fucking suck. I’ve advocated to my wife for the trade route for our kid and she also loses her fucking mind. AC techs can make a fucking mint.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Way to Sydney up your post.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
That’s brutal. Sometimes genetics play a factor, sir.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
It wasn’t Human Sexuality, although I took that. It was in one of my Comm classes. and yeah, I haven’t had to run across a lot of need for that kind of knowledge in my field. Hard to fit a huge pair of tits in a google text ad box while I try to hawk completely unrelated services. I guess we could try, though.
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
No. No I don't think I will.gif.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
So, I took one for the team and actually read that stupid AF article on Sydney Sweeney's tits. For all of you, and for science. And it's as fucking dumb as you'd imagine. Also, you're all welcome because it's one of the better distractions, you cheese punning fucks. Fun Fact, I actually learned this next small bit of preamble during a class at UT. Generally speaking, one common facet of the female attractiveness is the ratio of a woman's different attributes. Chest to Waist, Wasit to Hip, Body Shape, etc. It's called the Golden Ratio, and it's math. It's like 1.6 or something. In class the data shared was that playboy playmate measurements were compared over the last 75 years or some such, and while the weight, shape, and measurements always changed over time, the ratio basically was a constant through the decades. Why is that important in regards to Sydney Sweeney's amazing, amazing tits? Because outside of the obvious, that stupid fucking article citied literally aggregate measurements from the lingerie industry that said that the average female breast size is 34 or 36DD. That's right, the gold standard we all grew up with for MASSIVE HOLY SHIT TITS is apparently the national average. How can that be? Because included in that statistic was every fucking disgusting fatbody that most of America deems completely unfuckable, to the point of being invisible except to give me passing feelings of disgust at pretty much every public space I occupy. From my 600 lb life, to just the morbidly obese, to the people who shop at Wal Mart, to just the simple pear shaped lady, it's all included in that average. So you see guys, her boobs aren't THAT big because America is super super fat, and fat women's massive tit's count too. That's it. That's the article. Who're you going to believe, guys, you're lying eyes or an article that was ghost written by Vic Mackey or jealous ass Jabette the Hutt?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I'm taking this entire interaction to mean that @Tex Pete is a flat earther.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I'm sure this is funny, and I understand what these words all mean, but I don't know what you're talking about other than Surly posters would think "Game On Bro" as an acronym would be funny.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Yeh. Wasn't that the guy who was posting how his girlfriend or fiancée died in a drunk driving accident?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
That is fucking unbelievable. Holy shit. I can't wrap my mind around that kind of stupidity, and there's about a dozen or so regular posters on this 995 board that believe in chemtrails, flat earth, and that Assassin's Creed is real history. For fuck's sake, I've had to read posts by Pimphand.
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NIL Recruiting News Megathread
So much to love. It's not an indictment on the PASSION, of our fanbase, but it's certainly an indictment on the general success in life of their fucking fanbase and alumni, which is stupid, poor, unsuccessful, and so fucking stupid it had to be said twice. And that doesn't even get into their general hygiene and average number of teeth per imbecile. "It's not an indictment on their passion, just every other aspect of their humanity." Fucking losers. Additionally, the rest of the article is also delicious. "Well, the real problem is a lack of guidance from the NCAA..." OH, is that so? If they'd been more clear in their direction would that have magically filled your pathetic coffers? No. "Universities aren't run like businesses." Weird, one University with a great fucking business school seems to have figured out how to cut through bureaucracy and red tape. Mostly because a bunch of alums from the school figured out how to cut the fucking red tape. Reading that got me harder than Helobious when a DT prospect officially visits Texas.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Especially when the Judge knows you by name. I've repeatedly told you that your jihad against crossing guards and parents who actually come to a complete stop before ejecting their kids from the car at school drop-off was going to land you in the pokey.
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NIL Recruiting News Megathread
USC has multiple dudes signed for 5 million this cycle. Sure, it's spread out over years. But the point is, there is no limit. Hence the whole NOW Y'ALL GET THE IDEA part of my post. There will come a kid who makes a 5 million a year deal with some school.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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NIL Recruiting News Megathread
What if I cut a deal with a kid for 4909 per week? 4900 per day? Now yall are getting the idea.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Did you read that on the last page where it was posted?
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NIL Recruiting News Megathread
There’s a reason OneFund announced they were remaining independent. This is good for us. You’re right, it’s a day that ends in Y.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
No, has ever, EVER, in the last 5-7 years of North Shore nonsense, ever tried to make it about race or economics. The speculation is entitled parents/community culture/coaching staff. It’s irritating to even have you post suggesting that shit here. Like we don’t know how many players and programs are from bad areas?