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SydneyCarton

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  1. Imagine how gen z players will react to a member of their coaching staff sabatoge their nfl chances. In the era of the portal. Man I really hope he puts that sign back up, Also I remember aTm high fiving when they hired Jerry Schmidt. Same hard ass bullshit.
  2. Yeah, fuck that Xavier Worthy guy. On a related note, can we just start Murphy at QB over ewers? I like inferior knock-offs of everything.
  3. Congrats, you just stumbled on the business model of The Narativ. It would make a lot of sense if we found out you were Taylor Hamm.
  4. Taylor Hamm has opinions, sir. Does that count? It's ironic you mention that, since their primary NIL mechanism is literally the local T-shirt store.
  5. I've got to say, you seeming to enjoy yourself and the general good mood of your posting the past couple weeks is freaking me the fuck out.
  6. Worthy would also ahve benefited from someone who could hit him on the deep balls. Sure, AD can go up, high point, and has an absurd catch radius, but Worthy often couldn't get his hands on the ball to catch. I wager his metrics will be a lot better in the NFL on deep balls because they'll be catchable.
  7. ah, the classic maneuver known as the Toilet Smurf.
  8. This is the reminder that Jeff Banks once mistankenly sent a Hog shot to Hamm thinking it was a woman, and Hamm tried to blackmail him for recruiting scoop. Banks told him to fuck off and feel free to broadcast the pic. ALLEGEDLY. You know who would never think to blackmail someone over an impressive dick pic? Someone who's actually lived their life with an impressive dick. In that instance there really is no such thing as bad publicity, but how would Hamm know that?
  9. Because I don't give a fuck if we land him or not. Therefore any process leading up to it has zero interest to me. I'm sure there's plenty of drama that amuses you when you and the Mrs. sit down to binge watch Sister Wives, but to be honest since that's not a show I'll ever watch, I wouldn't be all too interested if you start typing a play by play or recap on Surly, either. And don't take that as some kind of invitation, you sick Sister Wives watching fuck.
  10. I couldn't find a less interesting thing to follow, actually. And you know if one thing screams "safety that we can develop," which usually implies stashing and developing for a couple years with mostly special team work, it's fucking flake.
  11. Indeed. College Station to Magnolia or Conroe to The Woodlands, aka, Lower College Station. Isn't that right @GlenFromTheMailRoom?
  12. I view those two as the same player, more or less. I don't think we'd take both.
  13. He hasn't seen a contract. He's no different than a message board poster on Texags, talking about all the NIL money Texas is throwing at recruits. It's fucking wishcasting.
  14. It's absolutely illegal. Next he's going to tell kids that if they come to A&M they can get exclusive NIL contracts for Liquor sponsorships, tobacco sponsorships, and OnlyFans & Pornhub. Another poster here tried to jump on his twitter handle immediately, smartly, but it appears there's like a 30 or 60 day holding period where that name isn't available and Hamm could reverse course. Which he did, because man that would have been a nice addition to the stable.
  15. Same of my favorite hits: 1. "I wouldn't let my kid commit to a school without a position coach and coordinator for his position" Next breath by the same poster: "WHY AREN"T WE SIGNGING LBS OUT OF THE PORTAL YESTERDAY!!!"" Guess that guy doesn't think kids transferring to other schools care about scheme and position coach either, especially if they're at least 1 year closer to the draft. 2.) "York is a rare exception because of genius level football IQ rare athletic traits" Full stop. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA York's rare athletic traits are being slow and short for his position for a p5 football team. I guess that is technically a rarity. Also someone should tell that guy that the portal is not, in fact, chock full of linebacker talent. Linebackers, maybe. Talent, lol. Ah yes. An opponent capitalizing on a window is "methodical and evil." Wonder if they felt that way when the roles were ever reversed. We all know that answer. What a bunch of little pussy bitches.
  16. I've got to say, this is tremendous. Someone leaving a firm or business NEVER brings along key employees or even clients (if they can legally get away with it). That's not an absolutely fundamental aspect of how business operates at all, right? It's clear that fucking knob works in retail, probably selling whitewall radials or maybe has a postal route. Nevermind we're literally talking about coaching, where the rules were recently changed for kids to make new choices when head coaches change...becuase coaches never bring their own guys with them, right? Well, I mean coaches other than Elko. I also love how they spent weeks sucking off Robinson as a true aggy, man of integrity, only to turn on him in about 6 hours time after he started doing what pretty much anyone allowed in his situation would do: try to utilize the relationships he's built to his own benefit at his new job. The horror of this monster! This is also great. "Don't get angry at the guy who's been in the chair by himself for a couple weeks." Gee, who's fucking responsible for having no staff in place?
  17. This might be one the most savage burns I've seen on this website in my time here. As succint as it is brutal. This is about as accurate as it gets.
  18. Probably becuase he's making money doing it. Ask @closetojumping why his favorite musical artist Harry Styles keeps pumping out albums.
  19. Guys who don't finish their career becuase of injury shouldn't count, which I would assume is the only reason McNeal didn't finish as a Starter. Also, "not finishing their career as a starter" implies they were benched or changed position. Tannehill finished his career as a starter, dude, he got fucking drafted by the NFL as a QB. He STARTED his career at WR. Kenny Hill did get benched and Transferred. Kyle Allen and Kyler Murray transferred after splitting time with each other. You forgot to mention the wonderful Tate Martell, who never started and then trasferred.
  20. If I'm Lagway Id have been calling up LSU weeks ago.
  21. THeoretically, that's just a dozen or so folks where they can do the votes one by one. Surely the Senate can do their jobs for a few days?
  22. Inspect Element if your friend: https://media.surlyhorns.com/monthly_2023_12/squeeze.mp4.31f33fcd5320ac9f19a768a33684ce49.mp4
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