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SydneyCarton

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  1. I can't wait for BO&W to roll over here in 5-10 minutes and post this in 100% seriousness. Imma just leave this here:
  2. Fisting isn't everyone's thing, bud. But I'm sure you can hit up Futureman.
  3. I'm enjoying the overt crying. "THE PORTAL ISN'T FAIR TO THOSE OF US THAT FIRE COACHES MID-SEASON!" Literally a walking embodiment of the Jordan Fuck Dem Kids gif. What a fucking pathetic piece of shit.
  4. He's referencing KOBIE black in the text you bolded, hence why he has a Freshman Designation next to his name. I'm talking about his older brother KORIE black, who will allegedly be transferring into Texas fom Oklahoma State next season. Last seen not knowing what planet he was on in the Big 12 title game.
  5. Someone please show me a social media or any posting from a player where they are "openly stating the prices they're looking for <sic>." I'm serious. Someone fucking show me one, just one.
  6. Sigh. That's the best idea I've seen one of them have. It's a shame he wasn't serious
  7. You'll have to be more specific, becuase... ...also a goober from New Jersey.
  8. It's not about how good or he was...or even how could he could be. It's absolutely about the fact their fanbase thought he was the second fucking coming, and was a future first rounder, therefore him declaring has to sting like a motherfucker. They'll have to do some serious scrambling to sell themselves this one, and I for one love watching those simple-minded idiots work the two gears in their head into a sweat.
  9. I get it man, I agree. But it's an example of potential Homer-thought.
  10. I refuse to believe that. I refuse to believe they're about to make Collin Klein perhaps the highest paid coordinator in college football. Like you, I'm not sure I'll be able to handle it if that is the case.
  11. And there's more context in there than just the QB situation. Micah Hudson as the #1 WR, being one example. But yeah, it's easy to also give into Homer analysis and a "Well, these guys have shown they can evaluate talent" when you look at choices like Santanna Wilson or 'Zina. And as other posters said, we did better OOS than the in state option in spots, like Brandon Baker and at RB. But I guess these guys are going to have to prove us wrong first, at this point.
  12. I can't wait until coaching salaries are released. Klein has spent all his life in the midwest, you know he took this job becuase they offered him well over a million to be OC. Watch it be like 1.6 or 1.8.
  13. I do in the strong years, becuase when it makes sense there are additional advantages over taking tons of OOS kids. Namely, they're less likely to get homesick, so the ones you like are more likely to stick. Additoinally, A&M isn't a national power in recruiting, unless they're paying for it. So by taking the cream in Texas you're also making it that much more difficult for your regional competition with no national brand to acquire talent. Or it depletes their NIL funds to do such. So yes, when it makes sense, I think the class should be majority Texas guys. That being said, always take the most talented kid who will commit to you.
  14. It works better when you realize he's making fun of the hires.
  15. This is an excellent fucking point as well. The idea that Texas HS coaches are rushing to text Billy Liucci about a fucking hire for a guy with no Texas ties is fucking laughable. That guy is approaching serial liar at this point.
  16. Sure. But I also think not changing your opinions when presented with new data or opportunitie, or that things change, isn't necessarily something to crow about either. My 6 year old is fucking convicted that mustard is awful and sushi is terrible. He also, depending on the circumstances, doesn't like melted cheese, thinks The News, is boring, and doesn't see a need to do his homework. And if you want to try and tell me a 14 year old isn't still a child I will laugh in your fucking face.
  17. Oh, he's very familiar with Russian Social Media. @blacklab GRUHorn is back in the Ukraine thread.
  18. I clicked on the link and read a bit. It says he made the vow not to kiss a girl till he got married when he was 14 years old. I'magine making a vow when you were 14 years old, any vow other than "I'm going to fuck anything that will let me fuck it that I don't find grotesque" and sticking with it. All through college. All through college where you eventually end up as the starting QB on the college football team. I'd argue that's almost a sign of mental illness. When I was 8 I saw the neighbor's Jaguar and asked my mom what they did for a living. She told me a doctor. Let me tell you I really wanted to be a motherfucking doctor, right up until the point I had to take Bio. Sometimes the smartest play is an obvious audible.
  19. He can retire from football and play baseball, where he could have a professional future.
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