Everything posted by SydneyCarton
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the b1g OWNS the orkin bedbug list
while not technically burying the lede here, it sure seems like you’re focusing on the less interesting details. Were you just shopping for a gimp to store in the basement, or did you flat out kill the guy so you could feel something? I think we can all agree that a work trip to Wichita sounds terrible, but probably not Murder A Hobo terrible.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Good post.
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Built in cast iron griddle
I went back and forth on this and got a Weber griddle insert for my grill. So far been pretty damn happy with it. I just clean it and remove it when I’m done and store it in a bag in the house to prevent rusting (along with the other care). https://www.weber.com/US/en/griddle/full-size-griddle-inserts/spirit-full-size-griddle-–-300-series/6787.html
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Don’t worry, there will be plenty of freaking out when he actually commits to tech.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
You don’t give a shit, but you proposed we construct some kind of social media message to try and woo the kids of North Shore with some kind of “truth” about Texas, and then complained not doing something was going full surrender cobra. I mean, yeah, it kind of seems like you give a shit.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
No one gives a fuck about a North Shore. The school produces bust after bust. We’re not surrendering shit because they don’t produce shit.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
“I wasn’t talking about you specifically” says the guy who literally quoted me in his post.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
90% of my rep is from this board. And don’t pretend I don’t see your ass posting in the CR either, twatwaffle.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
To answer the question, he hasn’t been crowd sourced solely because he posts links on the football board and gets rep. Weird. I knew it was him because despite the handle change, he was still on my ignore list. Since I have only 3 dudes on that list it was easy to deduce. I feel like 7 should be closer to 4 or 3.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Just to let everyone know, this is Spider2yBanana. So react accordingly.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
With the news that Guervil is going to commit to Florida being confirmed by Bobby this morning, I wonder if this place can handle the caterwauling we’re all about to experience.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Imagine thinking Austin Powers 2 was a cinematic tour de force save the performance of Heather Graham.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Listen, I don’t need you painting the target on my back for @RomaVicta any larger.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I’d have gone with: ”But a lamb, tho…”
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Man, fuck you.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I’m of the opinion those posters have been walking around with their pink sock dragging behind them like a vestigial tail for years now. It’s nothing new.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Saban got a “Saban discount” for players going to Alabama for years. We don’t have the track record to sell that yet…but we’re pretty close. Put double digits into the draft again this season and that is a sales pitch. That being said that might be a hell of a task this year. Muhammad, taffe, Hill, goosby, the transfer TE, who else?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Are you under the impression I’m a 995er? Or have made predictions on any of these recruits landing at Texas? feel free to quote all the posts where I predicted any of these specific recruits to Texas. I’ll wait. Before I ask my own questions.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Avatar fight!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
That green number is Rep, not post count.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
You’re right. Anthony Hills and Collin Simmons come along in the portal all the fucking time. Does your body just automatically ejaculate every time you say something stupid? That would explain a lot.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Jesus. There hasn’t been this much pussy rubbing since the last time Satya watched Schindler’s List.
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
28 upvotes… as an aside, I’m in the middle of a road trip to Cali, and back to Houston. After visiting Disneyland, universal studios, and plenty of stops at hotels near national parks (small towns) I feel pretty fucking comfortable saying much of America is a sad, borderline grotesque mass of fatbodies and low IQ dipshits in WWE t shirts and motoring around on rascals. So this post is hits close to home, in a different way. San Diego, and in particular La Jolla, remains fucking awesome and full of attractive people . And some Russians.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Hey grandpa, would you like a nice Werther’s and a soak in the walk-in tub?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
It’s Sydney, you shit-spelling fuck.