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SydneyCarton

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  1. Yeah, because he's not a piece of shit. He loved his teammates, and he liked Austin, but he hasn't been back willingly and hasn't affiliated himself with Texas at all. For a reason. CTJ and I have worked with a woman who dated Simms for awhile in college. She is a foreigner, and doesn't give any fucks about football, which was a big appeal for Simms. She tells some pretty horrific stories about how he was treated on campus. Prank phone calls at all hours, death threats after bad games, being jeered and heckled when he was on campus by other students. Imagine being Chris Simms, looking like he looked, and basically locking yourself in your apartment with a woman who didn't understand or give a fuck about football as a refuge from the shit he received. And it's pretty obvious a lot of those kids heckled him have moved onto message boards.
  2. Holy shit. First, a completely baseless "arch will tap out." And a legit LOL at "He's a former NFL DC, he can confuse an NFL QB." Can he? Is that why he keeps losing jobs? Because if you were good at it, I didn't think you lost jobs. All the while ignoring the whole repeatedly dubunked concept that NFL coordinator success equates to college success, at like any level. I like the part where his concept of "playing against the rules" is acquiring kids from HS and The Portal. Like Texas and Oregon. Exactly which rules aren't we following, recruiting both HS and the portal?
  3. I'm not sure there's a single player who gets run over more from our own fanbase, undeservedly, than Chris Simms. The guy was top 10 in most statistical UT categories in about two cobbled together years of QBing. More than that, people on campus and off, during college and after, have treated the guy like dogshit, personally. I don't blame the guy for having nothing to do with the University of Texas. And I say all that as a Major guy during the time. The guy went 26-6 as a starter, for fuck's sake.
  4. Also yes and yes.
  5. Yes, yes, and their OC runs the Qb a lot.
  6. Atwell is savage on twitter and she’s been a sports producer at news stations. She knows her shit. I’d give her a shot. also, everyone is complaining about it being stale, meanwhile they just added more personalities and content? Jesus guys, wait for it to suck before you say it sucks. It’s not like they hired Ian Boyd. And while I get the Bob Shipley eyeroll, I also get the hire; probably 70% of OTF’s subscriber base are crusty old fucks who are still pissed Texas didn’t stick with the wishbone and think the early bird special at Luby’s is a little to late for dinner. He’s catering to those people, whether I’d like to push them off a collective curb and break all their hips or not. also, @UDontKnow, you can try to downplay atwell all you want but even if she has shitty takes, she still is immediately bringing net more to OTF than Howe, maybe Vogel, Shipley or Blake Munroe. It’s a visual medium, for fucks sake.
  7. You cared enough to ask.
  8. Would you prefer me to replace "losing your shit" with "posting manically?" Would you prefer that? Please show me taking a position on Quinn Ewers and his abilities in this thread, and then please tell me where I've taken a different position on him, thus moving the goalposts. You demand receipts when people say things about you, well, live up to your own standards here. Find a single position I've taken, and then show where I've moved onto a different position. I've never discussed ANY position on Quinn, the roster, etc. So stop addressing me with this shit. But if I were going to bring receipts, well, I'd bring the ones where posters were discussing something OTHER than making the 53 man roster. But hey, who am I to tell you how to do the job of bringing receipts?
  9. You're projecting. I'm not saying shit about Ewers. My view on Ewers trends closer to your views on Ewers. What I am doing is laughing at you telling others how to bring receipts. As if anyone needs to bring receipts to know that you said Ewers sucks over and over. Shit, without a post, we might actually believe you think highly of Ewers. It's absurd. And it's absurd that you're trying to dictate exactly what the argument is on this thread...it's along thread, there's probably been half a dozen different arguments about Ewers's likely end result. "The argument was never..." Ok, why don't you bring your own rules and show us receipts that the argument was only the one thing you say it was? I'm not moving any goalposts, fuck, I don't think Ewers is going to do shit in the NFL. But watching lose your shit here is bizarre.
  10. Yeah. It's sort of the flip side of the very definition of "CAN win."
  11. They picked a game they can win. Smartest thing they've done in years.
  12. Do you really need someone to find examples of you on this thread saying Ewers isn't an NFL QB? Like unless he produces posts, no one will be sure you said it?
  13. I have 2 normal ponchos that are still fine, but the 69 I have is pulling too, and I’ve never not hang dried all of them.
  14. I come back a day after this breaks, and no pictures of Amanda Atwell? You fucks are slipping.
  15. Blue had some great plays, mostly receiving for us, but he was a frustrating player. He never met a shoestring that couldn't tackle him, and if the hole wasn't huge, he didn't go through it. Poor vision. Feel good about our RB room.
  16. There’s going to be a lot more than zero couch fires, no matter what.
  17. Why is this he being a cagey fuck with guys out for the year. “Lower leg injury.” He’s out for the year, just say what the shit it is…I’m starting to think elko might have a pathological lying problem. “We’ll have double digit draft picks.” It wouldn’t surprise me if we see Myles out there starting on Saturday.
  18. Today? Playing a game today? texas wins, 31-17. Manning has 295 combined.
  19. It had to be our game. If they beat us they’d have gone, right.
  20. Yes. Tons of them. You just have to like, read this fucking thread.
  21. We’re non credible sources. Do you care? ill cling to hope now, thanks.
  22. This game is football aids. I fucking love it.
  23. Fuck tcu. No school with an enrollment less than 35k should even be considered. You mean Disney? Or Coke? Who gives a shit?
  24. OSU’s line can eat the corn out of my shit. Fuck them, we’re going to fuck them up on the way to making sayin hold our out-turned pocket like the prison bitch we’re going to make him.
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