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SydneyCarton

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  1. Assume the Tylenol thing.
  2. The entire site ethos is being a bunch of assholes.
  3. To be fair, for at least the last 40 years, if not more, it's always been Inside/Outside the loop, and not some other "imaginary boundary." Everything you said is true, but I also see plenty of people in Katy commuting into the city to work driving 130k fucking Escalades.
  4. So you're going to park it where, and then have to move the food to the tailgate? Or you'd just get a new tailgate spot by the parking lot?
  5. Is this a serious question? Probably the exact same way you feed 1 person, but for more. The real question you should be asking is if Imma is going to cook a fuck ton of gator.
  6. Everyone is going to say that until he fumbles again.
  7. I don't know, I don't have a fucking encyclopedic knowledge of Texas State football statistics for 2024. I do feel like it's safe to say that Shipley will consistently be playing taller, faster, more athletic players this season than he did last year, who can potentially do things like jump higher with longer arms.
  8. No. You're concerned about the kick trajectory. I'm concerned that his kicks are all low altitude off his foot, which could get them blocked.
  9. You should be more concerned that homeboy line drives all his kicks.
  10. That's some pretty impressive performance art by TreatyOak. Cool Starry Bra, the guy in the box in front of us always has guests for football games. When opening day is in Austin, it's always fun because usually the space is crammed with former Texas players. Last year, for Clemson, the guy had the Klubnik family as his guests. They were mostly fine, but one of Cade's brothers got shitshammered and belligerent when things started going sideways for his boy.
  11. You don’t have the balls. Some folks at that tailgate will have been vaccinated and you won’t risk getting infected with their 5g woke mind virus that will make you believe the world is round.
  12. Yeah, I don’t mean to crap on what I think is a very valuable and important thread. You do great work here. I’m a “normie.” I don’t have any, to my knowledge, clinical depression. I don’t have, to my knowledge, any chemical imbalances. My wife jokes that I’m a sociopath because I don’t get too high, I don’t get too low, I try to just shrug and move on to what I can control and have to do. I think I’d have been fine, but now I have a son. And all I do is worry and his future and the world he’ll inherit. Sigh. You’re awesome Tigol. I follow the peri thread for my wife who insists she isn’t at the point to do HRT too. Add that to the pile of “why I drink.”
  13. It's been off the shelf at my total wine for half a year before this.
  14. Pretty sure that I'll pass before this shit passes, and I'm in my fucking 40's.
  15. Ah. I meant Season 7, but said Season 6. My mistake. Yeah, the entire back half of the LAST season is fucking intense shit. Agree with your take completely.
  16. I realize this is from months ago, but I had a similar experience with Clone Wars. I forced myself to watch it, because reasons. What folks needed to understand is that the first few seasons, even, are George Lucas literally making a kids show. As the seasons progress, it gets darker, more serious, and much, much better. The sixth season, which happened years years later, is dark and awesome and about as good as SW as it gets. Filoni was in charge completely, and had really found his groove, the same groove you see in Rebels. If nothing else, try to watch the last half of season 5 and all of season 6. It's just a different show.
  17. This post is fun, because it works on multiple levels.
  18. They're going out of their way to not give Cruz snaps at Center at this point. I'd say he must be failing in practice, not that we've ever heard anything but positive shit, but the way they've evaluating and played Stroh just makes me think they don't know what the fuck is going on and are terrified of inexperienced play and penalties. As if either of those things could be any fucking worse on the OL right now.
  19. The Carano shit is even stupider, and a dumber example. People conveniently say she was fired. She wasn't fired. Her contract expired, and while Disney had plans for her future in various shows, Disney simply decided not to move forward with those shows and sign her up for a new contract. She was a free agent and said dumb shit and then no team decided to sign her. That's it. But she sued and portrayed herself as a martyr, and Elon jumped on board and she got some cash.
  20. Public service announcement to Houston Folks, like @billfromlaketravis, the Total Wine near the Heights has Weller Special reserve in stock. Some 750's and a few 1.5s. They're limiting it to one per customer, so I picked up a handle. I know it's not particularly special, but it also just isn't around a lot. I haven't seen it in 6 months or so at that Total Wine.
  21. Connor Stroh is so bad that BO&W would suck Hayden Connor's dick every day for the rest of the season to have him back on the roster.
  22. Space-X branded cocaine? It wasn't a brand name, that was the address for delivery.
  23. I realize that much of your life likely operates solely as binary decision-making, but there is a whole universe between current Farce Manning and Biggeset Douche Bag QB of All Time.
  24. Only you would suggest our QB become more like Baker Mayfield.
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