The monk handed him a twenty and the hot dog vendor gives him the hot dog and just looks at him.
the monk says”hey, where’s my change”
the hot dog vendor answers “change comes from within”
So, these are not people. This is a bunch of millennials that spontaneously all met at your house and you decided to feed them so that you could enhance your and your kid’s reputation.
first- why are you hovering over these kids like helicopter parents? “Ermagerd they must be getting hungry. Let’s feed them all”
second- either tell your kid to get them the Faulk out of your house because it’s dinner time, or go buy a bunch of food and drop it on the table and let them figure it out. Don’t hover over them and involve yourself in their incredibly stupid dramas. “Did you see cooper? He was so rude when he took the skin and put the rest back. His parents must not teach him well. We are so much better parents.”
and a cutting board directly in front of a pan actually sealing it from getting washed.
like, what are you thinking? are there little elves that come out with mops and shit and clean everything? wtf?
looks like anxiety. try taking a kong and stuffing it with awesome treats and seal the opening with a thick plug of peanut butter. put it in the freezer at night, and give it to her in the cage in the morning when you leave. it'll take her a lot of time and effort to lick it and get the goodies on the inside. it's worked for a couple of my dogs over the years.
Who takes the time to text while they are failing? “The vacuum, the filter, the kids..... blah blah blah texting”.
a man would never do that. He would focus and quit failing and get the job DONE before even thinking about picking up the stupid phone.
Women think they they are Facebook celebrities now and that everyone is interested in their mundane shitty lives.