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FloridaHorn

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  1. Pull all the starters, I can’t risk my erection lasting more than 4 hours.
  2. What a throw. Different offense for this team when the Mullet Man is making the throws.
  3. He broke is Anus? That sounds serious.
  4. Oh C'mon Man....there is no way Tom Brady is fucking Pete Davidson.
  5. I got 47, missed a stupid one about adding up a list of odd numbers because I didn't read the whole question, and didn't get to the last question.
  6. Well, the QB has to throw it to the end zone first
  7. Makes sense that a dude with stone hands would be into rock climbing. RIP, gone way to soon.
  8. Son is in Chicago on business, daughter is in Nashville and my wife is at her parents in Atlanta. I am riding it out in the dark, but the beer is still cold. Thank you for the well wishes.
  9. At least I have a catastrophic force of Mother Nature, in Hurricane Ian, threatening to destroy both of my houses and my business, to keep my mind off Texas Football for a few days.
  10. It wasn’t that big of a deal, Ovie is used to getting pushed around like that.
  11. Those 15 sucked just as bad as the ones you got to see
  12. Wish ESPN would switch to another Aaron Judge AB
  13. 38-19 Horns...Receivers combine for 161 yds.
  14. Enjoying a day off and hanging out in the sand near home. FIGHT!!! My view for the day...
  15. Maybe it was a gift for the baby.
  16. Oh, I understand what a trap game is, I'm just tired of the constant sandy vagina this board gets every week. Every game has an angle that could be perceived as a trap if you allow it to.
  17. Every game this year is a trap game for Texas. 1. ULM - unknown of a freshman QB making his first start in over 2 years. 2. Bama - risk of being embarrassed at home. 3. UTSA - Traylor's superbowl and potential post Bama hangover. 4. TT - Lubbock is so scary. Tortillas will be everywhere, lose this one and the season is over. 5. WV - They suck, how will Sark ever get the team amped to play this game. Plus OU is next week, we will probably be looking ahead. 6. OU - Remember last year? 7. ISU - another potential let down after a big game scenario. 8. Ok St - Ok St starts a 12 year veteran at QB and Gundy always has them ready for us. 9. K State - Purple Wizardry and all that bullshit. 10. TCU - Revenge against Phat Pat game. 11. Kansas - You don't just march into Lawrence and expect to win. 12. Baylor - either this is for all the marbles, or our season has been over for weeks. Either way, Aranda will have Rapelor ready...Prepare thy ANUS!
  18. Using your logic, we can all say that Sark is better than Saban as well. Strange hill to die on. Last nights 1st half performance was on the players who slept thru the 1st half. The onside kick Traylor called was a bad call that worked, as was the double pass that same drive.
  19. Our DBs have had their heads up their asses the entire game…..and now a stupid penalty
  20. Agreed. He has done that more than once in each game this year
  21. They ags were embarrassed last weekend, and Jimbo should have had no problem holding their attention….yet 4 dudes are suspended. He has lost the team.
  22. Usually aggy make fun of themselves, but this is awesome…..they should make this a weekly reality show on prime time.
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