There's a huge difference between bringing Sark - considered a good coach and possibly sober alcoholic - into Bama's established halfway house for wayward coaches as analyst and bringing Stoops - a raging asshole and shitty coach - into a place you're trying to get started off on the right foot as an actual coach.
It's particularly troubling if you take into account that he/CDC were told, "Not just no, but fuck no," and tried to do it anyway.
Learn your zip code and quarterback's full name. You never know when you might need them.
Explain to your wife that airplane doors should always remained closed during flight.
If a player is shitty at football, it's okay not to play them, even if they're in the schematically appropriate position and seem nice and have tried really hard during practice and are older than their potential replacements.
I opened this thread over 20 minutes after it was posted, and no one had replied. No one had questioned OP's taste in food, life choices, or reasons for living in the middle of fucking no where, PA.
No one had even fucked his mom.
On behalf of lurkers everywhere, I am extremely disappointed.
Than what, exactly?
Is your contention that flying a banner makes it more likely that someone decommits? Maybe, but I'd sacrifice Bijan Robinson on flaming altar for some even halfway competent coaching.