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Sheep Have Wool

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Everything posted by Sheep Have Wool

  1. When I hit the ninth nonsensical troll post in less than an hour, it only makes sense to take out the trash.
  2. I'll start working on my Harris/Beshear sign, then.
  3. Surely you've got a selfie or two from when you attended.
  4. Yeah, look at how the crowd is so low energy. You can really tell her message isn't resonating.
  5. I considered creating another Hitler sub for it, but I didn't want to incite political violence.
  6. You just quoted yourself to tell this story. Sounds pretty vegan.
  7. I also just saw that commercial, but people have been doing this for quite a while with pet sitting/walking services.
  8. Twice, I appreciate you as a poster, have learned quite a bit from you, respect your profession, and am impressed with your ability to be patient as you are with the "NUKE THE JUDICIARY FROM ORBIT" crowd. My guy, this is absolute immunity in a wig. Let's maybe not even partially legitimize throwing away what had been a fairly decent run for the sake of a few hypothetical edge cases that haven't ever happened.
  9. No. We don't typically display some sort of homage to the Twelve Tables or the Code of Justinian, and assholes will continue to use the legal precedent to cram their brand of worship any place they can. Ceremonial deism can fuck right off.
  10. Yes. They're made with pea-cans.
  11. The horrible thing about the Two Minutes Hate was not that one was obliged to act a part, but, on the contrary, that it was impossible to avoid joining in. Within thirty seconds any pretence was always unnecessary. A hideous ecstasy of fear and vindictiveness, a desire to kill, to torture, to smash faces in with a sledge-hammer, seemed to flow through the whole group of people like an electric current, turning one even against one’s will into a grimacing, screaming lunatic.
  12. Can someone confirm it's after midnight somewhere?
  13. Duplantier posts here under the name @The_Great_Hornsby.
  14. Hold on. If we score more runs, we can win the game? Has anyone told Pierce?
  15. This shit right here. I have no idea why we don't run the touchdown play wherever we have fewer runs.
  16. Avalon: Big Box - similar vibes, but it's even a better game that doesn't devolve quite as much into "That's what I drew!" There are other (cheaper) versions out there, but the art on them looks pretty dated and can make them a harder sell.
  17. User name definitely does not check out.
  18. ATTS Breed Statistics This quote up at the top amuses me... ...but the 87.6% pass rate isn't even remotely close to 4th best.
  19. Sounds like something someone who is part of Big LED would say.
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