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  1. bump. just booked a trip west for Mrs. Laz’s bday in April. marfa/ft. davis/balmorrhea for a few days, then Terlingua to play in the park for a few, then a night at the Gage before the drive home. Maybe a round at Lajitas if the stars align. I’ve been wanting to go to the park for as long as I can remember. Made it as far as Marathon a couple years ago but the park wasn’t on the agenda. Very excited for this.
  2. made a hybrid batch of Prof. Lancefield’s and AB’s recipes that was heavy on rum at Thanksgiving. Used Diplomatico Mantuano rum. It was drinkable, but not great. Reverted to AB’s for the Christmas batch and used ultrafine sugar, which seemed to really help getting it mixed in. AB for the win. gallon in the fridge for next year
  3. once you get past all the schlock, pretty enjoyable watch for an oorah spec ops masturbatory kind of show. they killed people real hard a bunch of times
  4. anybody watching the Internet Invitational on youtube? Finished Ep 1 and it has been pretty good so far. some serious toolboxes involved, but also some entertaining characters. I was familiar with 4 or 5 of the golf internet crowd before this. Never thought it would be fun to watch people play shitty golf but they make it compelling
  5. saw L’Imperatrice at stubbs on 10/26. wrestled with going back to Houston to see them at WOMH Saturday as Leclair was also booked sunday night in Austin (seriously wtf french bookers). L’Imperatrice was amazing. However, we got a shitty Austin duo with a girl that couldn’t sing as the opener. Houston got Gio Chamba…
  6. the building where I work in the Arboretum has just installed a trackman bay in the newly-revamped tenant amenity center. I hope this trend finds you all in due time
  7. the legend made an appearance yesterday morning. he was but a wee spike when last I saw him this past February. will not shoot. whether that goes for the neighbors, tbd
  8. time is a flat circle
  9. am I wrong? AM I WRONG?!
  10. this is the way
  11. flyin solo in Houston this past weekend so I played a lot of golf. Saturday morning at Cypresswood, hadn’t played Cypress in years. They have the first hole torn up to make way for the new clubhouse, and they start you off on 10. Played halfway decent on the front until 18, which historically eats my lunch and was the scene of an epic meltdown in one of the two competitive matches I’ve ever played. a par would get me out in 42 which is solid for me. instead, three balls in the water for a quint and it’s a 47. The ball that finally made it over was a Nike One Platinum I recently scavenged. I played the next 40 holes of golf with that ball—my most ever on a single ball and only the second time I’ve played an entire round without losing a ball. back 9 at cypress, 13 holes at Memorial Park, and 18 at Sharpstown. Nike ball earned its place in the jar
  12. With the weather hopefully turning less nucular and with me trending towards the obsession end of the golf obsession - revulsion spectrum, I hereby move for the Second Decennial One-Club Open at Hancock
  13. I witnessed one of the strangest things I've ever seen on a golf course yesterday. To set the scene, I walked on Lions around 3:30 and got paired with a couple other guys. We're on 16, the Hogan Hole, playing our approaches up to the green from the landing area short of the water. One of the dudes pushes his shot right, and as we are watching it fade right of green and towards the hillside, these two hayseeds pull up in a cart out of the woods left of the 12th green, probably halfway up the hillside and nowhere near where a cart should be. The dude who hit the shot hollers fore just as the passenger who's stepped out ahead goes to duck for cover. Now, I'd witnessed some dumbass hayseed behavior in carts earlier so I was already in the red, and I start loudly admonishing them from afar and questioning all of the decisions that led them to drive up the hill instead of walking the their dumb asses fifteen yards into the woods. The ball lands on the hillside about three feet from their cart, and bounces in. The admonishments continued. They drive off with the ball, scurried off 12 and over to the par three before any of us had a chance to process what we'd just witnessed. We just stood there half gobsmacked, half laughing uncontrollably oh and also they'd sanded the greens like three minutes prior, and Groundskeeper was out there turning on sprinklers on folks throughout the afternoon Muni gonna muni
  14. be a single and just show up otherwise be quick on the draw 14 days out or whatever that window is or play sharpstown for $15
  15. You can take my 3i when you pry it from my cold dead hands. My keep it low, rescue from the woods club. Maybe you can take it when I learn to better avoid the woods though. Why just this monday I banana-balled my second to reach the 18th at sharpstown in two from the forest, setting up the inevitable three putt par I did just snag a Titleist 904f 19 degree five wood from goodwill with a decent accra shaft for 15 bucks so that is going along for the long walk today at el dorado
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