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Sawbonz

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  1. He definitely knows something. He has publicly said he’s going back to jail if the Democrats regain power.
  2. Old Clinton joke Flying saucer lands on WH lawn and 2 attractive humanoids emerge, one male one female they are brought to the Oval Office where Bill has called Hillary in so they can properly welcome them. The aliens inform them they are peaceful and want to impart advanced technology to the people of earth. They say the custom on their planet is to begin such interactions with sexual relations. Hillary is down so she and the male head off for one bedroom and Bill and the female to another When Hillary and her partner are ready to get down to business he says if you want to adjust my length turn my left ear; for girth turn my right ear. They get going and she fine tunes things and they have a great time. They all meet up later in the Oval Office and say their goodbyes with plans to transfer the technology to the appropriate agencies. Hillary, glowing and with a huge smile turns to Bill and says that was the best sex of my life! How was it for you? He says yeah it was pretty awesome but she damn near ripped my ears off
  3. Isn't it explicitly forbidden by the constitution?
  4. I’m pretty sure she ā€œkilled herselfā€ recently
  5. For the record I don’t think you hate anyone I think you’re dumber than a sack of hammers Let’s see one thinks working people should be able to afford food and shelter and billionaires should pay their freight and the other tells rape jokes. Yep you are an idiot
  6. Stress relief handys all around?
  7. Edith Wharton > Henry James
  8. Great popcorn flick with some jump scares. First movie I’ve seen in the theater, probably in a year or more.
  9. I smell GRUhorn
  10. Holy shit you’re a moron What’s Mamdaniā€˜s best rape joke do you think?
  11. Nah. Book is better by a nose IMO. As is Shawshank but what is REALLY mind blowing is the cumulative greatness of Different Seasons. Two standalone classics in Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption and The Body (stand my me), a super creepy Nazi survivor tale in Apt Pupil, and more standard King fare with The Breathing Method. Sadly King was still considered horror pop lit when I was in undergrad. I tried to get a couple of professors to add him to their syllabi but they said the chair would have a fit
  12. Could be. Just to test the Shining is the only Stephen King movie better than the book true or false?
  13. For me it’s the close reading of text for themes, imagery, etc. I tend to do that naturally which is probably why I wound up an English major. I find I can savor beautifully written prose on a whole other level than I can with an audiobook
  14. To further derail I have LIBBY and don’t borrow audiobooks often but there are some fantastic BBC radio plays that I like to listen to. Many Sherlock Homes and Agatha Christie mysteries and a fantastic lord of the rings series. They are actual productions not just reading the unabridged works. It’s really sad to me that whole medium is likely gone forever I will download the occasional novel if I’m going to be on a long road trip but I read so much faster I usually find my mind wandering. And I’m not interested in Alvin and the chipmunks speed
  15. Poetry should be heard Plays should be watched Prose Fiction should be read Nonfiction I’m agnostic I love to read, but not everyone does. The above was my junior year high school English teacher’s approach and she got so many kids interested in literature that were completely turned off by the written word.
  16. Where did you get that copy of my classical civ midterm from fall ā€˜88?
  17. Richard West ā€œBoā€ French Should refer to him as Dick hereafter
  18. I would bet this guy has sucked more than one cock and by choice. Nttawwt
  19. Don’t you know? It was all wrapped up into and ā€œofficialā€œ investigation, and once Epstein died, apparently you aren’t able to use any of the tons of evidence against other pedophiles to go after them. Apparently, there’s a big rule about this somewhere in the justice department
  20. And antivaxxers
  21. That’s a whole lotta candy crush, flip flop
  22. The Party told you to ignore the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
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