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Sawbonz

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Everything posted by Sawbonz

  1. Every fucking time I think of taking you off, ignore you post something like this
  2. I’ve never had a tour guide make it very clear I could fuck them if I wanted
  3. Anyone want to take a stab at the sunk cost fallacy and how it applies to Sark’s usage of Ewers at the back end of last season and the playoffs?
  4. If you look at snaps played without Parsons on the field, they are statistically the worst defense in the NFL. 7 wins is unlikely
  5. This feels worse than the Luka trade but tbh it doesn’t make a difference this team was going to be dogshit either way. Good for Parsons
  6. Fuck that cunt
  7. None of my kids did early decision, for better or worse. One thing I never could figure out is is it binding if it’s not affordable? In other words, if they’re not giving you a full ride, is that a reason you can back out?
  8. Never stop being you Why should Parsons give a fuck about the team when the owner doesn’t?
  9. That’s actually not a bad deal if the moron in chief insists they be there
  10. I’m at that age where I consciously attempt NOT to “strain at stool”
  11. I will say if he has a favorite school that he isn’t super competitive for he should early decision that school. Anecdotally it made a difference this past fall as there were some head scratchers among my kid’s friend group and they were all early decisions. Also at the end of the day it’s not where they go it’s what they do w it. 4 of the 4.0’s in my med school class were from Texas Tech for gods sake
  12. this motherfucker actually caused player who had sickle cell trait to go into sickle cell crisis during fall camp
  13. Who the fuck still mandates covid vaccines? People are so fucking gullible
  14. Maybe Greg Davis should’ve kept handing off the ball to fucking Cedric Benson who was averaging about 9 yards a carry
  15. The lazy eye caps him out at senator
  16. Exactly. You treat a question like “don’t you think the people of DC have legitimate concerns about crime?” With the absolute scorn it deserves. Something like of course you dumb bitch. Everyone everywhere has concern about crime. You don’t solve it by bringing in masked thugs and deploying the military against your citizens. Next question.
  17. Paxton will call him DEI and he’ll be done rural and south Texas republicans aren’t voting for him in a primary for a statewide office
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