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Red Five

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  1. I had a cousin sitting in my living room a few months ago talking about how great Tucker Carlson is, and if I don't like him I should really give him a try. "He just tells it like it is", etc. One of those things I think about every now and then that raises my blood pressure. I'd mention this to him next time, but the last thing I want to do is willingly enter myself into a conversation like that again.
  2. I don't think I've ever seen him smile. It's disturbing.
  3. I have no idea what he's trying to say, but don't they have the dude in custody already, in the hospital?
  4. I heard prices are so low, we are now being paid to eat Thanksgiving dinner. Lots of people are saying that. Big strong men with tears, being paid to eat turkey. Thank you president dotard.
  5. What the fuck were we doing all spring and summer? It's actually hard to believe it took until week 8 or whatever it was to settle on this starting five. And that's not even getting into the whole Neto disaster.
  6. I don't really give a shit either way but that doesn't seem like a very CDC thing to do. Do we typically allow visiting mascots these days?
  7. That C and LG combo though was noticeably better the second they made the change. I do wonder what some of those first half of the season games would have looked like if we had started out like this. It may have been enough to get a win at Florida, and then our season is completely different.
  8. Since it's a white powder, is it just human bones?
  9. Sometimes when a fat old man says something like "I'm better looking than Mamdani", he does it with a little wink and nod. And it could be endearing, because everyone knows it's a joke. Trump does not do that. He is being completely serious.
  10. Conflicting reports now on whether or not they are actually dead.
  11. Because they have no shame and no one gives a shit? Hell, just say Thanksgiving is now free. No one will care.
  12. That's Toonces, motherfucker. He drives around all over the town.
  13. Has she been Keyser Soze'ing us this whole time?
  14. Dotardarians
  15. When Wright flips to SMU he’s gonna get another one of those threads where everyone posts the same pics and gifs of hot chicks and Thor yelling yes! etc.
  16. Ketch is awful, but it's not really a bet if one side doesn't agree to it.
  17. Wait, we get the late game again tonight, after losing? What kind of fucked up schedule is this?
  18. There were some funny comments on OTF about Jett Walker. I mean, they weren't meant to be funny. "He'll be a real team-first guy. Great for culture. You can tell he's unselfish" etc.
  19. Oh well. At least there won’t be a trans volleyball player in Idaho, though.
  20. The idea that Donald Trump was concerned with “waste fraud and abuse” was always hilarious. Waste fraud and abuse should be his nickname. It describes him perfectly. We even had the media, what we would call normal media, parroting that shit. “Donald Trump’s new crusade to eliminate waste……”
  21. "You committed crimes against our country." Five years ago Comey said "I stand by my previous statement." That's the crime. A he said/he said where no one knows if he even lied.
  22. Season 2 of Man on the Inside is out. Like season 1, it is perfectly harmless. Steenbergen, at some point when I wasn’t looking, went from milf old to old old.
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