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Red Five

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  1. Guys, we made the playoff two years ago because we scheduled Alabama. Without that game we don’t make it in. I don’t think those games should be freebies where if you win it’s a tremendous advantage and if you lose it’s just an exhibition game and the result doesn’t matter. Just playing devils advocate.
  2. These fucking vitamin ads where they play syrupy music over shots of family members looking into each others eyes lovingly as they.... take fucking vitamins. I'm really not sure what they're going for here. It's just creepy.
  3. I made it about 15 minutes through the first episode and realized it wasn't anything I wanted to invest time in.
  4. I keep being reminded of that Seehorn interview quote where she said "Whatever you think the story is about, it's not that." I'm fully prepared for this to not even be aliens. But yeah, I'd guess now that the white powder is probably a combination of a bunch of different things, including dead humans.
  5. Holy fucking shit. "I'm cancelling his executive orders because he clearly didn't give them, because reasons. And if he said he did he's lying and I'll have him put in jail!" I guess we learned today the president doesn't know what perjury is.
  6. Let's suppose for a moment that everyone on board that boat was a drug smuggler/dealer/whatever. Isn't that still just as much murder? I can't go blow up a jail and say "Well they were all criminals so who gives a shit?". No I would go to prison myself for the rest of my life.
  7. Not you dude. The original post.
  8. The attempted "gotchas" we are treated to every once in a while around here are hilarious. Zero ownership of this fucking hellscape we're living in, but by golly here they come with some incredibly stupid, meaningless horseshit.
  9. I know at this point I shouldn't be surprised by the lack of a reaction, but... that's not his property. No more than if we woke up one morning to find that he had demolished the Washington monument on a whim.
  10. I had a cousin sitting in my living room a few months ago talking about how great Tucker Carlson is, and if I don't like him I should really give him a try. "He just tells it like it is", etc. One of those things I think about every now and then that raises my blood pressure. I'd mention this to him next time, but the last thing I want to do is willingly enter myself into a conversation like that again.
  11. I don't think I've ever seen him smile. It's disturbing.
  12. I have no idea what he's trying to say, but don't they have the dude in custody already, in the hospital?
  13. I heard prices are so low, we are now being paid to eat Thanksgiving dinner. Lots of people are saying that. Big strong men with tears, being paid to eat turkey. Thank you president dotard.
  14. What the fuck were we doing all spring and summer? It's actually hard to believe it took until week 8 or whatever it was to settle on this starting five. And that's not even getting into the whole Neto disaster.
  15. I don't really give a shit either way but that doesn't seem like a very CDC thing to do. Do we typically allow visiting mascots these days?
  16. That C and LG combo though was noticeably better the second they made the change. I do wonder what some of those first half of the season games would have looked like if we had started out like this. It may have been enough to get a win at Florida, and then our season is completely different.
  17. Since it's a white powder, is it just human bones?
  18. Sometimes when a fat old man says something like "I'm better looking than Mamdani", he does it with a little wink and nod. And it could be endearing, because everyone knows it's a joke. Trump does not do that. He is being completely serious.
  19. Conflicting reports now on whether or not they are actually dead.
  20. Because they have no shame and no one gives a shit? Hell, just say Thanksgiving is now free. No one will care.
  21. That's Toonces, motherfucker. He drives around all over the town.
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