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Red Five

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  1. Dotard just answered a question and did the groceries thing again. "Groceries. It's an old-timey word that I have started using." If I didn't know any better I would assume he is doing a bit.
  2. Is this because it might make a pardon from the dotard more difficult?
  3. Hello son. I am very proud of the man you have become. Also, I had sex with your mom.
  4. I keep feeling like we're in the prequel to Idiocracy.
  5. Golly, who could have guessed this would have turned out badly. And we're just getting started. Fuck you 79 million fucking mouthbreathing morons.
  6. Something new in upside down world. Being rude and calling people names for no reason like a five year-old = respectful. Not doing that = disrespectful.
  7. No one likes Ted Cruz. Newsom would absolutely crush him. And look at that face, and then imagine him standing on a debate stage next to Gavin Newsom. It would be hilarious. Like JFK/Nixon, but 1000% worse.
  8. The vast majority of people, when asked "What is the youngest you would have sex with?" would recoil from the question. "That's really gross", or something. Trump's answer? "Well I wouldn't have sex with a 12 year-old". That is disgusting enough, but knowing Trump like we all unfortunately do now, that translates to "I would have sex with a 12 year-old but I wouldn't want it known."
  9. He still reminds us unprompted almost daily of the "Russia hoax".
  10. Why is the word "if" in front of "Trump was found to be involved with Epstein"?
  11. This is all over Comey saying five years ago "I stand by my previous statement", correct? When you consider the amount of lies that have been spewed the past 10 years, as well as the testimony before Congress of these shitheads in office, it's just fucking amazing.
  12. This administration continues to "govern" as if they have no concerns at all about being thrown out of office. I guess they're just really counting on X percentage of the population REALLY liking how they treat people who aren't like them like shit.
  13. Carol wanting to fuck pirate girl should be interesting. Let’s explore that some more shall we.
  14. Wouldn’t there be dogs and cats all over the place?
  15. Seriously. And that's the bare minimum. I would prefer "Why do I care what a rapist and felon has to say? Next question."
  16. Hey Megyn. Trump today threatened members of Congress, in public, with murder because they said illegal orders should not be followed. Perhaps some of these women fear retribution and haven't publicly told all their stories yet?
  17. My friend has two dogs named Steve and Larry.
  18. Karoline Leavitt is absolutely furious about Trump threatening to kill members of Congress..... and what I mean is that she is furious at those members of Congress. She is claiming that they told our military to ignore lawful orders, which is of course just a 100% lie.
  19. Oh that’s right. I keep forgetting how the Dems need to tone down their rhetoric.
  20. From my own personal experience, I could say to them “Did you see Trump threaten members of Congress with murder, because they reminded everyone that they should follow the law?” And I would get “And he’s still better than a democrat!”
  21. At this point I’m about convinced that most Dems are in cahoots with Dotard and the ‘pubs (pretty great band name, sadly).
  22. Wait yeah, you’re right. He’s calling for the death penalty for just SAYING “hey guys, just follow the law ok?”.
  23. “If you don’t follow my clearly illegal orders, I’ll kill you!” - the president (sort of)
  24. Have they explained the “Your life is your own, you have free will” bullshit that obviously isn’t true? I remember her asking but I don’t think she got an answer.
  25. I wonder if he has any idea what he’s saying here.
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