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Red Five

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  1. "Well the first thing the head coach needs to do is bring in someone to fix the offense, because it is completely broken. Oh, what's that you say? The head coach making $11 million a year is also the OC? Well, good luck with all that."
  2. Even the smallest disagreement over something gets him to bring out the RINO thing. From the ultimate RINO, as someone with zero actual convictions, and who ran as an (R) because that's the only way he could have any success at all.
  3. Just a reminder that Trump was elected president about a month AFTER that video came out. With 95% support or whatever from evangelicals.
  4. Not exactly what you want to hear after a game were we had negative 10 yards rushing once you remove the opening drive of the game.
  5. I am 100% certain that he tried to.
  6. Cheez-it bowl matches up the best SEC and Big 10 teams who aren't in the playoff. So, Texas vs. Michigan?
  7. 0-5 against Georgia and Ohio St in one year. Didn't hit 20 points in any of those five losses.
  8. How many of those 10 are walk-ons who never play? Half?
  9. I count two starters, DeAndre Moore and Brandon Baker, from the west coast.
  10. It really is pretty much foolproof. Anytime Trump comes out and makes some weird allegation out of nowhere.... he's the one who is actually doing it.
  11. Y'all should offer helpful comments to your maga people like "Hey, do you know who was mentioned in Epstein's emails more than any other person on planet Earth? Donald Trump. I think they stopped counting somewhere around 2,000 times. Weird, huh."
  12. No shit. How about a "Oops, turns out I was supporting a raving lunatic this entire time".
  13. Yeah I heard that all the democrats got together and were like "Ok, we need something to distract everyone from all of the winning. What about if we go back in time and make Trump best friends with the world's most famous child sex trafficker? With our time machine we could also make him say all sorts of shit like 'well I wouldn't have sex with a 12 year-old', make him sexually assault other women, etc. It's a foolproof plan." I gotta admit, it's one hell of a hoax they managed to pull off. Hell they even made Trump consider pardoning Epstein's accomplice, who is also a child sex trafficker and child rapist.
  14. Nice alien RNA helper girl: "Holy fucking shit dude! That's the sickest shit I've ever heard in my life. How would you even fit that in.....well, it doesn't matter I guess. We'll get right on that for you, perv."
  15. That's a smooth 3 of 22 combined from Mark, Pope, and Weaver. Good thing we were playing the Kansas City Hoo Hahs or whatever they were.
  16. "So, y'all just won't say no to any request, huh? To the extent that you would deliver a nuclear weapon to my house? Well, I've got some ideas..... (cracks knuckles)"
  17. This is a pretty bizarre post, Bill.
  18. I had to google this but apparently Massie's first wife passed away in June of 2024. And sure Dotard has been married three times and has cheated on all of them, but sure go right ahead and talk shit. Piece of human garbage.
  19. Jesus Christ.
  20. So it's $40 for entrance?
  21. As comical as this has all become, we really shouldn't lose sight of the fact that yet again the President just ordered the DOJ to investigate people and the DOJ said "Yes sir! We're on it!". The fact that it's over this and that's it's just another attempt to cover up child rape just makes it even worse.
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