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Red Five

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  1. Trump IS fraud. That's his whole thing. I'm not sure how these people do this shit with a straight face. Leavitt was rambling this morning about all the fraud in "blue states" they're gonna be going after. It's just all so obviously performative and absurd.
  2. Just as a starting point, I would suggest actually bringing charges this time for the people committing crimes. It's insane that Trump was even able to run for president in 2024.
  3. Haha, Brett Ratner directed this. I just learned that. Hopefully this wins every Razzie award.
  4. Joe Biden would have been impeached if he tried to rename a memorial after himself.
  5. That would otherwise be the stupidest thing a US president has ever said, but it's just another day for the dotard.
  6. So he would have played every snap at LG for us this year. Got it.
  7. I don't know Brisket. I think a President Newsom or President Mayor Pete in 2029 would shift immediately to a "return to norms" as opposed to your group 2 approach.
  8. I'm sure The Barrack Obama and The Thomas Jefferson Memorial would have gone over just swimmingly with everyone, with no complaints.
  9. She looks a lot better without a ton of makeup on.
  10. As long as he treats people I don’t like like shit, I don’t care how many kids he rapes!
  11. They did what they always do. They take a word and change it to mean whatever they want. Woke originally just meant that you were aware enough to not treat people like shit. Now someone's fucking car breaks down or something and they go "Stupid woke car!".
  12. They don’t understand that they pretty much live in an alternate reality.
  13. Best guess as to what Scudero would cost? Like, could we get two of him if they existed for one Cam Coleman.
  14. What are the release dates in theaters vs. Netflix?
  15. If we get Baugh then our RB2 take will probably be someone we've never heard of. Getting someone like Newman there would be an absolute steal. Maybe that other North Texas dude? Also if we're counting Niblett and Terry as RBs then that's suddenly an overstuffed room. Portal, portal, Clark, Simon, Cooper, Walker, plus those two is eight.
  16. We're 10 days past the deadline, and still nothing of significance released.
  17. So is he receiving injections in both hands?
  18. Just imagine how stupid you would have to be. “Golly, Trump sure was upset about the idea of releasing the names of the abusers… but why??”
  19. I think for some it's finally registering that they voted three times for a child rapist. Not the real, true pieces of shit, but like a lot of our older relatives who just got used to believing whatever Fox told them. Then they wake up one morning and go "Wait, did he just say that Trump is in the Epstein files more than anyone not named Jeffrey Epstein? I'm sorry, what?" At least that is what I would like to believe. And yeah as more of this shit continues to come out, a lot won't be so willing to admit to voting for him.
  20. What people are talking about is the IT report up above about Goosby potentially portaling.
  21. "But SHOULD Donald Trump be allowed to deport anyone he wants for any reason? We'll discuss, next."
  22. That "backup plan" better involve getting another left tackle from the portal.
  23. How exactly did Trump save something by decreasing attendance and ratings? Are empty seats the goal?
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