Jump to content

Red Five

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    20350
  • Joined

  • Days Won

    10

Everything posted by Red Five

  1. I didn't laugh once I don't think (only watched through Update) but on the bright side, I'm finding myself ridiculously attracted to Ashley Padilla now.
  2. I read his name at first as General Dean Cain. "Yep, that sounds about right."
  3. How many of these teams would Texas be favored over if we played them next weekend at a neutral site? Half?
  4. Pull up their schedule. It's hilarious. But hurr durr three losses versus two losses.
  5. I don't think I've ever seen anyone less comfortable in their own skin than Patel. He looks like "impostor syndrome" came to life and became a person.
  6. If a P4 champ isn’t going to the playoff, I really don’t understand why we play these games.
  7. That's quite the understatement.
  8. "You just really gotta reward that decision to schedule the best, you know?"
  9. Games matter or they don't. This is all so fucking stupid.
  10. Then I am fully on board with cancelling the 2026 Ohio State game at about 11:01 a.m. central tomorrow.
  11. "Sorry Texas, shouldn't have lost three games. Don't lose three games and bitch. That's the magic number, three losses. Fuck off." "Bama has three losses." "Oh well that's different gif."
  12. It would be nice if we were all on the same page as to which games matter and which don't. Heather DinWhatever just predicted that BYU stays ahead of Texas. Has anyone looked at BYU's schedule? They beat one ranked team, #22 Utah by a field goal. They played two other games against a ranked team and lost them by a combined 50 points.
  13. Well, you see, getting the fuck kicked out of you one day before the decisions are made just looks a lot better than losing in AUGUST by one score at Ohio St. Because Texas gets in over Bama comparing them outside of those two games.
  14. I'm going to be a little confused when Bama makes it and we don't, because it means getting blown out by Georgia one day before the selections are made is worth more to the committee than us losing by a TD to Ohio St on the road in August.
  15. Herbstreit asking if BYU should get punished for getting their doors blown off today. Why do we even play these games? Let's just do computer simulations, and then select the 12 teams with the best records based off those simulations.
  16. I do like "It costs money to put people on trial so we should just kill them". It's really important to remember that we're just taking the administration's word for all this shit. The same administration that lies when the truth would serve them better. It's entirely possible that those two people we murdered were not drug smugglers.
  17. I don't think I have any memories of believing Santa was real. I've always had a pretty amazing bullshit detector.
  18. How much you wanna bet those three all consider themselves super duper Christians.
  19. If we played BYU next weeked, what would that betting line look like? If the committee isn't actually trying to select the 12 best teams, then they should probably let everyone know. So that we can cancel all of our marquee non-conference games and just do Rice, UTEP, Texas St every year going forward.
  20. He played this year like he had zero desire to be playing football. He had somewhere around 100 carries and I don’t think he broke one tackle.
  21. Like say for instance if there was a 3 loss team who beat a 2 loss team at a neutral site by 17 points, and that 2 loss team got in and the 3 loss team didn't.
  22. Do we just pluck that money from a money tree? And what's a "fair price" for a dude who looked like what Baxter looked like this year? Three dollars?
  23. I haven't really been participating in this, mainly because for most of the season Texas didn't look like a top 12 team. But Tech getting in with two losses would make me go "Now hold on one damn second...."
  24. Is Tech considered a lock regardless of what happens today? If they get in with two losses, then the committee should just say "we rank by win/loss records".
×
×
  • Create New...