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Red Five

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  1. Melvin Hills got in the motherfucker.
  2. I didn’t realize just how small he is until I saw pics of him standing with our other QBs. It was comical.
  3. I’m not sure what you mean. Could you go into much more detail please?
  4. This is what I'm saying... they clearly aren't forbidden from killing, because they killed a billion people. That seems to be something ingrained in the fun RNA they sent us. So humans now (except for 12) are forbidden from picking apples, because that's how they've been programmed.
  5. Criticizing policy is now considered anti-American, huh. Great job freedom lovers.
  6. He called them “garbage people”. He called Omar garbage, and called her friends garbage. The president of the United States said these things. I don’t think he lost any support. The really frustrating part is that this is the easiest comeback in history and I haven’t heard it yet: “Her friends are garbage? You were best friends with Jeffrey Epstein.”
  7. There are some trades I would make there potentially (RBs for some of those DBs) but overall good news.
  8. What parent would keep their children in this town?
  9. “Ooh it’s a lady. Hello lady.”
  10. I know Wickline is in the cast and they have to put her in skits... but wow she was so uncomfortable and unnatural in that "truth or dare" skit. McCarthy is the host and takes to everything like a duck to water, and then there is Wickline. Looking terrified and awkward.
  11. Why are some of those teams declining bowl bids?
  12. Turntine and Robertson. Also, we got Wright to decommit, which isn't nothing.
  13. Let's see... Oklahoma, Kansas, Idaho, Nebraska, Mississippi, Alabama... will I eventually get to 25? Gotta be something dumb like that. "The real states".
  14. Maybe I’m off base here but I think the virus transmission they gave us instructs us to not kill, not pluck apples, etc. Not that the aliens responsible (or who/whatever) can’t do those things. If that makes sense.
  15. Carlton will have an Alfred Collins-like career. He’s already over 280 lbs. He’s a DT.
  16. I didn't laugh once I don't think (only watched through Update) but on the bright side, I'm finding myself ridiculously attracted to Ashley Padilla now.
  17. We can fix him?
  18. I read his name at first as General Dean Cain. "Yep, that sounds about right."
  19. How many of these teams would Texas be favored over if we played them next weekend at a neutral site? Half?
  20. Pull up their schedule. It's hilarious. But hurr durr three losses versus two losses.
  21. I don't think I've ever seen anyone less comfortable in their own skin than Patel. He looks like "impostor syndrome" came to life and became a person.
  22. If a P4 champ isn’t going to the playoff, I really don’t understand why we play these games.
  23. That's quite the understatement.
  24. "You just really gotta reward that decision to schedule the best, you know?"
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