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Red Five

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  1. I love threesomes. I'd love to be a part of one someday. -Michael Scott, -Wayne Gretzky.
  2. Even Schumer is against this?
  3. That's exactly what happened. I didn't recognize her at first when I saw her recently.
  4. Ah, sold out.
  5. Have the day you voted for, assholes.
  6. Some things are out of bounds even here, sir. And quite frankly, how dare you.
  7. We evidently have two playable guards on the team right now, and we return neither of them. Maybe Gerry is hung over but we will be required to hit the portal in the interior OL. Tackle is probably ok.
  8. I could not disagree more with the notion that we don't need to add a couple of interior players. Unless the idea is to start Stroh and Kibble/Jackson at guard next year with no depth behind them.
  9. Red Five

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    Cashier at Total Wine the other day called me by my name and asked about my family. Perhaps I should dial it back a bit.
  10. I'm sorry, one-time? Double that and make it monthly, for zero ESPN channels and a local broadcast channel.
  11. If we could avoid going 0-5 against Ohio St and Georgia in one calendar year that would be great.
  12. "No, really, we're working as hard as we can to reopen the government. Now if you'll excuse us we have yet another massive party to attend in Florida. This one is black tie!"
  13. Yeah they don't really do that.
  14. We've only been waiting 10 years for your promised healthcare plan, dipshit.
  15. It's apparently a very minor shoulder injury and he may not miss any more time.
  16. They really don't give one shit about the optics. Of anything.
  17. He is going to be very good. What’s up with Heide?
  18. Isn't that considered one of the best, um, "roastings" ever? (I obviously don't watch them)
  19. Ok, what the fuck is going on. This is like when Pedro Serrano stopped praying to Jobu or whatever and became nice and normal. It's making me uncomfortable.
  20. Not reading the thread because I've only seen the first episode, but holy shit that may be the best season 1 episode 1 television program I have ever seen. It was almost like a standalone movie.
  21. It's hard to believe he came out of the gate by inviting ghouls like Steve Bannon (and, I think, Charlie Kirk? Or Nick Fuentes. Someone like that) on his podcast and acting all buddy buddy. He turned that shit around in a hurry. I'm not sure who was feeding him advice then but I'm assuming they have been fired.
  22. Sleepy Joe, Crooked Hillary.... EAIAC.
  23. Mr. Plinkett??
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