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Red Five

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  1. Sometimes when a fat old man says something like "I'm better looking than Mamdani", he does it with a little wink and nod. And it could be endearing, because everyone knows it's a joke. Trump does not do that. He is being completely serious.
  2. Conflicting reports now on whether or not they are actually dead.
  3. Because they have no shame and no one gives a shit? Hell, just say Thanksgiving is now free. No one will care.
  4. That's Toonces, motherfucker. He drives around all over the town.
  5. Has she been Keyser Soze'ing us this whole time?
  6. Dotardarians
  7. When Wright flips to SMU he’s gonna get another one of those threads where everyone posts the same pics and gifs of hot chicks and Thor yelling yes! etc.
  8. Ketch is awful, but it's not really a bet if one side doesn't agree to it.
  9. Wait, we get the late game again tonight, after losing? What kind of fucked up schedule is this?
  10. There were some funny comments on OTF about Jett Walker. I mean, they weren't meant to be funny. "He'll be a real team-first guy. Great for culture. You can tell he's unselfish" etc.
  11. Oh well. At least there won’t be a trans volleyball player in Idaho, though.
  12. The idea that Donald Trump was concerned with “waste fraud and abuse” was always hilarious. Waste fraud and abuse should be his nickname. It describes him perfectly. We even had the media, what we would call normal media, parroting that shit. “Donald Trump’s new crusade to eliminate waste……”
  13. "You committed crimes against our country." Five years ago Comey said "I stand by my previous statement." That's the crime. A he said/he said where no one knows if he even lied.
  14. Season 2 of Man on the Inside is out. Like season 1, it is perfectly harmless. Steenbergen, at some point when I wasn’t looking, went from milf old to old old.
  15. What the fuck are “groceries”?
  16. I feel like we’re all in a car being driven by a Rottweiler. The road is straight and so far we’re all still alive, somehow. But at some point soon there will be a 90 degree turn, and the car is going to flip over and explode.
  17. Yes. Entirely dependent on this one three star true freshman OL. Cross your fingers.
  18. He’s a traitor and a criminal but those are perks these days.
  19. Glad to see no one overreacting.
  20. These people have learned that they don’t even have to try. Just say whatever. It doesn’t matter. No one cares, and there will be no consequences. Hell, she’ll probably get elected somewhere. Meanwhile, somewhere a democrat is getting roasted for using a misplaced modifier. Might cost them their job. Big scandal.
  21. I also like the idea of those two developing a deep relationship.
  22. Red Five

    Brazil

    And apparently Trump was planning on Bolsonaro being brought here.
  23. I guess I assumed that they were fabricating something he did or said. Is the claim going to be that he's being court-martialed because he said illegal orders shouldn't be followed? What's next, they find someone to court-martial because they say that we shouldn't speed in school zones?
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