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Red Five

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  1. I'm gonna need some kind of flowchart to keep track of who is fighting with who.
  2. Michelle Obama has been all over the place recently. Just promoting a book, or....
  3. 'sup Michelle.
  4. We're about to see a ton of brainwashed people who will say it's better to be a child rapist than a democrat.
  5. They want so badly to make Bill Clinton happen. "Ha ha ha ha! He's in the files! You're burned stupid libs!" Everyone: "Ok. Get everything out there. Charge him with crimes if all possible if he committed crimes." (sadly): ".... but bill clinton" Like they're expecting a defense that just isn't coming, from anywhere. And when Clinton himself is asking for everything to be released.
  6. You serious Dotard?
  7. Countdown to "Those are fake numbers!". Because that's the sort of thing that will drive him nuts.
  8. Red Five replied to DocZaius's topic in Books
    Oh man Sphere is fantastic. I’ve probably read it five times.
  9. Jesus Fucking Christ. This dumb motherfucker a month from now: "So by now we've all seen the pictures and videos of Trump having sex with 14 year-olds. Dozens and dozens of them, spanning a decade. So he was obviously doing that in an attempt to expose the real pedophiles... but why??"
  10. Dear dumb blonde, maybe it's time to re-examine that "belief system" of yours.
  11. Is this a parody account?
  12. If hard proof of years of child rape doesn't snap them back to reality then nothing will. It will just be important to constantly remind these pieces of garbage going forward that they support Satan. An entire party who worships money and power, hates the poor (and basically anyone different from them), and condones child sex trafficking.
  13. Did I miss some hilarious news?
  14. "Trump can't be bought!" -tens of millions of absolute fucking morons who don't understand that he's the most buyable person ever.
  15. I would assume he's heading to Florida.
  16. They are also required to explain any redactions, which they are not doing.
  17. He could be mentioned zero times in the files. How about just "he was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for years". They deemed him unfit for the presidency because they didn't like some things his pastor said.
  18. Proto-every accusation is a confession.
  19. 12 diet cokes, 21 cigs, and a shitpot of sugar. The other day I had one diet coke for the first time in forever, and half an hour later I felt sick to my stomach. I'm not entirely sure that John Daly is human.
  20. Do y'all remember when Patel testified under oath that Epstein didn't traffic girls to anyone but himself? What the hell was that and why did he do that? Epstein is the most famous sex trafficker in history. That's like saying "I have seen no evidence that Tom Brady ever once threw a football".
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