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Red Five

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  1. Wisner and Baxter together don’t have as many yards as either of them. And I think combined they’re at 3.9 ypc.
  2. More like CNN the way she's been acting recently.
  3. This is probably a good reminder that Trump has no principles. Act like you like him and it doesn't matter if you're Mamdani or Jesus or Hitler or whoever. He is literally only a republican because he had to be. He found an opening on the Obama birth certificate stuff and off we all went.
  4. "Character matters!"
  5. They weren't invited.
  6. Dotard just answered a question and did the groceries thing again. "Groceries. It's an old-timey word that I have started using." If I didn't know any better I would assume he is doing a bit.
  7. Is this because it might make a pardon from the dotard more difficult?
  8. Hello son. I am very proud of the man you have become. Also, I had sex with your mom.
  9. I keep feeling like we're in the prequel to Idiocracy.
  10. Golly, who could have guessed this would have turned out badly. And we're just getting started. Fuck you 79 million fucking mouthbreathing morons.
  11. Something new in upside down world. Being rude and calling people names for no reason like a five year-old = respectful. Not doing that = disrespectful.
  12. No one likes Ted Cruz. Newsom would absolutely crush him. And look at that face, and then imagine him standing on a debate stage next to Gavin Newsom. It would be hilarious. Like JFK/Nixon, but 1000% worse.
  13. The vast majority of people, when asked "What is the youngest you would have sex with?" would recoil from the question. "That's really gross", or something. Trump's answer? "Well I wouldn't have sex with a 12 year-old". That is disgusting enough, but knowing Trump like we all unfortunately do now, that translates to "I would have sex with a 12 year-old but I wouldn't want it known."
  14. He still reminds us unprompted almost daily of the "Russia hoax".
  15. Why is the word "if" in front of "Trump was found to be involved with Epstein"?
  16. This is all over Comey saying five years ago "I stand by my previous statement", correct? When you consider the amount of lies that have been spewed the past 10 years, as well as the testimony before Congress of these shitheads in office, it's just fucking amazing.
  17. This administration continues to "govern" as if they have no concerns at all about being thrown out of office. I guess they're just really counting on X percentage of the population REALLY liking how they treat people who aren't like them like shit.
  18. Carol wanting to fuck pirate girl should be interesting. Let’s explore that some more shall we.
  19. Wouldn’t there be dogs and cats all over the place?
  20. Seriously. And that's the bare minimum. I would prefer "Why do I care what a rapist and felon has to say? Next question."
  21. Hey Megyn. Trump today threatened members of Congress, in public, with murder because they said illegal orders should not be followed. Perhaps some of these women fear retribution and haven't publicly told all their stories yet?
  22. My friend has two dogs named Steve and Larry.
  23. Karoline Leavitt is absolutely furious about Trump threatening to kill members of Congress..... and what I mean is that she is furious at those members of Congress. She is claiming that they told our military to ignore lawful orders, which is of course just a 100% lie.
  24. Oh that’s right. I keep forgetting how the Dems need to tone down their rhetoric.
  25. From my own personal experience, I could say to them “Did you see Trump threaten members of Congress with murder, because they reminded everyone that they should follow the law?” And I would get “And he’s still better than a democrat!”
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