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Red Five

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  1. I know Wickline is in the cast and they have to put her in skits... but wow she was so uncomfortable and unnatural in that "truth or dare" skit. McCarthy is the host and takes to everything like a duck to water, and then there is Wickline. Looking terrified and awkward.
  2. Why are some of those teams declining bowl bids?
  3. Turntine and Robertson. Also, we got Wright to decommit, which isn't nothing.
  4. Let's see... Oklahoma, Kansas, Idaho, Nebraska, Mississippi, Alabama... will I eventually get to 25? Gotta be something dumb like that. "The real states".
  5. Maybe I’m off base here but I think the virus transmission they gave us instructs us to not kill, not pluck apples, etc. Not that the aliens responsible (or who/whatever) can’t do those things. If that makes sense.
  6. Carlton will have an Alfred Collins-like career. He’s already over 280 lbs. He’s a DT.
  7. I didn't laugh once I don't think (only watched through Update) but on the bright side, I'm finding myself ridiculously attracted to Ashley Padilla now.
  8. I read his name at first as General Dean Cain. "Yep, that sounds about right."
  9. How many of these teams would Texas be favored over if we played them next weekend at a neutral site? Half?
  10. Pull up their schedule. It's hilarious. But hurr durr three losses versus two losses.
  11. I don't think I've ever seen anyone less comfortable in their own skin than Patel. He looks like "impostor syndrome" came to life and became a person.
  12. If a P4 champ isn’t going to the playoff, I really don’t understand why we play these games.
  13. That's quite the understatement.
  14. "You just really gotta reward that decision to schedule the best, you know?"
  15. Games matter or they don't. This is all so fucking stupid.
  16. Then I am fully on board with cancelling the 2026 Ohio State game at about 11:01 a.m. central tomorrow.
  17. "Sorry Texas, shouldn't have lost three games. Don't lose three games and bitch. That's the magic number, three losses. Fuck off." "Bama has three losses." "Oh well that's different gif."
  18. It would be nice if we were all on the same page as to which games matter and which don't. Heather DinWhatever just predicted that BYU stays ahead of Texas. Has anyone looked at BYU's schedule? They beat one ranked team, #22 Utah by a field goal. They played two other games against a ranked team and lost them by a combined 50 points.
  19. Well, you see, getting the fuck kicked out of you one day before the decisions are made just looks a lot better than losing in AUGUST by one score at Ohio St. Because Texas gets in over Bama comparing them outside of those two games.
  20. I'm going to be a little confused when Bama makes it and we don't, because it means getting blown out by Georgia one day before the selections are made is worth more to the committee than us losing by a TD to Ohio St on the road in August.
  21. Herbstreit asking if BYU should get punished for getting their doors blown off today. Why do we even play these games? Let's just do computer simulations, and then select the 12 teams with the best records based off those simulations.
  22. I do like "It costs money to put people on trial so we should just kill them". It's really important to remember that we're just taking the administration's word for all this shit. The same administration that lies when the truth would serve them better. It's entirely possible that those two people we murdered were not drug smugglers.
  23. I don't think I have any memories of believing Santa was real. I've always had a pretty amazing bullshit detector.
  24. How much you wanna bet those three all consider themselves super duper Christians.
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