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Red Five

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  1. The same, but with Robertson at center.
  2. We're about to find out.
  3. Yeah I don't know a lot of fat octogenarians.
  4. I eventually gave up and settled on "Well, I guess Christian Clark is the fucking shit then." Oops. And I thought it was obvious we weren't going to exactly get 1995 Ricky Williams from either of the freshmen RBs. They should have been counted on to produce exactly zero, which isn't far off.
  5. Some of us made asses of ourselves pointing this out numerous times in the offseason. Too bad Sark didn’t.
  6. In a big mea culpa… I laughed repeatedly at Ian Boyd saying in the offseason that Kanu would be a starter for us. Just based on who we brought in, I didn’t see that happening at all. He’s our best DT right now, IMO. Did Shaw play against OU? I don’t remember seeing him.
  7. Ah, thanks.
  8. At what point do they start checking tickets upon entering the fair? The last few years they have just waved everyone in. If you're just there with your kids to go to the fair, is it free admittance that day?
  9. How about an Ahmad Hardy? Because he's not with the program now.
  10. I think some people's minds at some point got mixed up, and associated Brooks taking back the starting job with "Baxter sucked in 2023".
  11. Is he still with the program now?
  12. I would hope we don’t allocate snap counts that way. This ain’t no charity we’re running here.
  13. When Baxter comes back Gibson would have gotten zero non-garbage time snaps. He got one carry against OU with Baxter out.
  14. I didn’t think Gibson was running as hard as he did last season. He just wasn’t bringing much to the table, other than ball security and pass blocking issues. We’ll probably see at least another two leave that room before next year.
  15. Santana Wilson was my guess. Unsure if he redshirted offhand.
  16. uh oh
  17. I've never really cared, but hearing Texas people call it just "Red River" makes me ragey.
  18. I don’t think functioning water fountains and sinks is too much to ask for, post tens of millions of dollars worth of renovations.
  19. I go back and forth (and I used to be a huge 11:00 proponent). The key is to still arrive at 8:00, and enjoy the emptiness for a couple of hours. I walked up to a Fletchers stand at about 11:00 with zero people in line, and then got a $4 beer next door also with zero line. That noon to 2:30 stretch is rough, though.
  20. I drank for about 18 consecutive hours, finishing with martinis with the milfs at the Anatole bar at about 1 a.m. Top 5 Texas/OU experience for me, going back to 1988.
  21. Just as a thought experiment, if you had asked Stephen Miller three years ago about the powers of the presidency, what would he have said?
  22. Jesus. I would imagine that my hell would be watching those two attempt comedy together.
  23. The OL played well enough to allow our offense to score 16 points against a good defense. Which is basically about where we were the second half of last season. Which is... ok? It's a big improvement but we're not winning any championships of any kind like this. Brooks is already a monster upgrade over Stroh, which makes me wonder what our coaches were watching not only the entire first half of the season but also in practice every day going back to July. Now we need a similar upgrade over Hutson in order to go from "competent" to "good".
  24. I thought so too. Also, where did Poehler's tits come from? I don't think I looked at her face once during the monologue. She used to be flat as a board - Is that natural weight gain or purchased?
  25. I read virtually none of this thread so this will probably be an unoriginal thought: How many millions spent in renovations and no working water fountains (section 116), sinks not working in the men's restroom, and a river of piss/water in said restroom. If the water fountain thing is intentional in order to sell more waters, that's pretty fucking dangerous.
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