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Red Five

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  1. It’s always “should be in jail”. Like the Fred Armison gif. Straight to jail. From the president who is also a convicted felon.
  2. Again, how could you possibly know what he has added? We just found out he is on our staff yesterday. Maybe he is 100% opposed to everything we’re doing, including the personnel on the field?
  3. He didn't recruit any of these players and he is not our OL coach. You have no idea how much influence he has right now. Maybe he's been banging the table to start Cruz at center and Kibble at guard. Who knows. Assigning him blame seems bizarre to me.
  4. This is what I mean by feeling like I've aged out of the show.
  5. This Pam Bondi testimony is unreal. Here, allow me to give you a taste (paraphrased, slightly). Adam Schiff: "Pam Bondi, did Tom Homan take a $50k bribe?" Bondi: "You're a sack of shit, Adam Schiff." Schiff: "Let me try again. Did Tom Homan take a $50k bribe?" Bondi: "I wish you had cancer." Schiff: "Well, I guess you're not going to answer the question." Bondi: "(clutching pearls) OMG stop with the personal attacks!!"
  6. Our parents call that “the news”.
  7. “If courts are holding us up.” Watergate level stuff on a daily basis.
  8. That’s right. The White House is calling judges who tell them the illegal shit they’re doing is illegal… they’re calling those judges “insurrectionists”. Thats where we are now. We’re probably about six months away from them saying they’re going after all the insurrectionists who voted for Harris in 2024.
  9. I don’t even have the words to describe what a pardon for her would be. Even for Upside Down world with these morons. “We hate pedos! A lot! Release the files and show who was taking part in this with that monster Epstein!” “Actually, instead, we’re not going to do that all and we’re also going to pardon his co-conspirator and fellow child sex trafficker and rapist.”
  10. Don’t really care for the sentiment there right now Bobby. I think people are reacting fairly to what we’re seeing on the field, which is horrific.
  11. Left is about as wheelhouse as it gets for me.
  12. I liked it, but I just don’t think it was stressful enough. I’m surprised MM wasn’t also taking calls while dodging fires in a bus full of screaming kids about more dying relatives and dogs.
  13. Man, that would be great video. Considering that every person now has a video camera in their pocket, I'm a little surprised I haven't seen any videos of this hand-to-hand combat between ICE and Antifa. That's weird.
  14. We lost four guys off that OL and they are all currently on NFL rosters. Something is very, very wrong.
  15. The best scene in that movie, by far, was the interview in Lois' apartment. But as soon as that was over it was back to fighting CGI monsters for another 90 minutes. Jesus, was Lois flying a spaceship at some point?
  16. Lucy's from El Salvador!
  17. I thought it was meh when I saw it, but didn't hate it. I was bumping channels the other day and this was on, and the five seconds I watched was "Superman" holding a CGI baby above CGI water surrounded by a bunch of CGI garbage with CGI shit flying all over the place. I quickly changed the channel and decided I do actually hate this movie.
  18. The fair is one enormous tailgate.
  19. I find myself wondering if I have aged out of this show (49). There is just nothing funny anymore other than the occasional laugh at JAJ’s Trump or Weekend Update. And for the love of god stop doing skits that have four people sitting at a table in a restaurant.
  20. Thanks man. I really mean it.
  21. I don't suppose anyone asked why we put a true freshman tackle into the game at LG, instead of the guy who was the presumed starter all offseason up until we boarded the plane to Columbus. Because that might reveal useful information and we can't have that. "Sark, shifting to this weekend.... Do you like the pirate ride? That's pretty cool right? When you hit the high point you really feel it in your stomach. Thoughts?"
  22. They were 1-3, including a loss to South Florida at home.
  23. We might have the worst OL in P4 and the season is almost half over. We are way past “golly we just need to coach and play better”. But yeah, I know, what else is he supposed to say.
  24. What we’re seeing is so catastrophically bad, he just cannot roll out the usual coach speak.
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