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Red Five

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  1. Why did Carol take the time to write out Come Back Please on her street, as opposed to just telling them in a voicemail? "Gettin' horny, send the pirate lady over."
  2. She's not a Stephen Miller or RFK Jr. She's someone who knows better, like Rubio. That almost makes it worse.
  3. The government is covering up pedophilia. Like, just out in the open. This should be the biggest political scandal of all time.
  4. That question has been asked and answered repeatedly.
  5. So if the president does it then it's not illegal, and also the president can't commit a crime thanks to the Supreme Court. So if Trump bombed Gavin Newsom's house, then no crime was committed. Cool.
  6. I was already typing up a post saying that one day we will learn Mike Judge was a time traveler. That picture is fucking hilarious. Holy shit.
  7. Was Katy nuking that thread for no reason other than to be awful the impetus for everyone's migration from hornfans, to the creation of shaggy?
  8. There was some initial "This was a mutual decision" from the 9.95s yesterday. This is looking less and less like a mutual decision.
  9. Just imagine the shit he's floated behind the scenes that we'll never know about. "The Trump White House", putting himself on Mount Rushmore, etc.
  10. The president openly accepting bribes is apparently now just something that happens.
  11. "Quit your crying! The man saved our country so I say let him take whatever he wants!" You would hear a lot of that.
  12. Sark just said in his PC that Nansen will be calling the defense in the bowl game.
  13. That would be like 10 years from now. If not more. Also he's never going to prison. If we ever want to return to normalcy, step one has to happen first. I don't understand wanting to wait years and years for it.
  14. I have not heard any "Baugh or bust" sentiments. Although who knows what they're saying over there on OTF.
  15. Evidently, about 35% of the country will put up with literally anything. He could have another televised address where he announces that he is personally raiding the treasury and I don't think he would dip much under that 35%.
  16. Are you saying if you had the choice of him dying tomorrow, or dying in January of 2029, you don't know which you would prefer?
  17. He has to know that the next president is going to get rid of all this shit. It would be really embarrassing to have the name of a twice impeached convicted felon and rapist all over the place.
  18. Hahaha. What a great hire that was. Jesus.
  19. Not sure who all, but I think Bondi and Patel both testified that they already released everything? After today can we get them on perjury charges? I mean, they're trying to put Comey in prison for saying "I stand by my previous statement" five years ago. This seems slightly worse, considering they're protecting the president from being part of a pedophilia ring.
  20. He'll probably get a couple of part time jobs in the spring to help make ends meet.
  21. I find it funny that they are waiting until the last minute to do this. Maybe they're still working over everything with sharpies.
  22. We brought him in for Flood insurance. Really thought we would have pulled the trigger long before now. Moving Hutson to guard might have literally saved his job.
  23. There were a lot of unanswered questions. For instance, what type of vibrator did pirate lady rub up on Carol? What brand? What model? Seeing this would have really helped advance the story.
  24. Oh god they're going to float this next aren't they.
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