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Red Five

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  1. Would there be anything left of Iran if they did that?
  2. I think the edge room seriously consisted of only Jett Bush.
  3. These ads for Fresh Pet, where the worst people on earth rummage through people's fridges, and then react with shock and disgust when they learn that the person whose house they're visiting, as a guest, owns dog food. And, *gasp* keeps it refrigerated!
  4. Whoa whoa now hold on there a second.
  5. I’m confused. How can the same people who support this also support our current president, who seemingly goes out of his way to break as many commandments as possible? If it doesn’t matter, as it seemingly doesn’t, then why have them anywhere at all?
  6. Take your fucking hat off indoors, white trash.
  7. Doing some math.... I don't think Sally wanted Kaydon Finley to exist.
  8. It's so insane that, of all people, Donald Trump has the sole power to decide when we go to war. Like if we were all waiting for Carrot Top or Mr. T to decide if we're gonna bomb someone or not.
  9. Dotard announced it on one of his stupid truths things. Talking about it on the news stations.
  10. Well, we bombed Iran.
  11. Three "hi"s from Gerry H just now. No clue how many outstanding that makes.
  12. Hey, a relevant one! Really happy with how DT is going. All three of these guys look like great takes.
  13. Was it Jermichael Finley who they had to bring in Sally Brown to coach him up on how to use condoms, because he kept knocking girls up? I know that's a crazy sentence, but I swear it happened with someone of that era.
  14. IT said today that Jermaine Bishop will be starting off at WR. This is news to me, and seems like we can close up there with Finley if so.
  15. These days that trailer would end with Brody saying "Smile you son of a bitch" followed by a shot of the shark exploding.
  16. We’ll replace Edwards either with a like for like talent or Edwards himself. Lott sucked for me because I’ve mentally had him in the class for a long time.
  17. Yeah we'd come out of that with a framework of government that revolves around bourbon and Texas football and shit.
  18. So today I learned that I am the same age as Robert Shaw in Jaws. Jesus fucking Christ.
  19. This was a bizarre exchange.
  20. Are you a closet Nebraska fan or something?
  21. More like JaggyHorns amirite
  22. Parker looks like every bit where a famous QB dons a disguise and pretends to be a walk-on or whatever.
  23. .... while Trump was President, and Biden was unemployed. Also, Trump spent months saying that if he lost, then it would be because democrats rigged the election (even though every poll had him losing by large amounts). Turns out, he was right! What a fortune teller this guy is!
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