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Red Five

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  1. 1) Fuck you. Please don’t. 2) Why? If atm or OU were playing Ohio State, we would all be pulling for Ohio State. Because bad things happening to those two programs is what we want to happen all of the time.
  2. Shouldn't a lifelong conservative hate Dotard more than anyone? I mean, unless you just stand for nothing and always have.
  3. I am perfectly ok with all of these departures. They need an almost entirely clean start, outside of about four cast members.
  4. What about just waiting around for Trump to show up in robes and a cloak and declare himself our supreme ruler, Palpatine style? Is that a thing? Because that’s the vibe I’m getting from the vast majority of elected democrats. That and “Please don’t put me in a camp.”
  5. If they bring back Wickline then I think we’re all a part of some social experiment.
  6. This absolute fucking lunatic was senate confirmed. Trump should be impeached for just nominating him. We are just so fucking cooked.
  7. That wasn’t a terrible movie. The Travis Walton alien abduction one?
  8. I was just thinking how crazy it is that I grew up thinking Richard Nixon was as bad as it could get. Where would Watergate rank in the list of shit Trump has done? If that happened today, it would blow over/get covered up pretty much immediately and that would be the end of it.
  9. Yeah, if it's not Littleton, there would have to be an undisclosed injury we don't know about, like DeAndre Moore or Jags. Off the top of my head I can't think of anyone else in the two-deep. Maybe Brooks but who the hell knows what's happening there.
  10. Clergy dude speaking now. Shockingly, prayer is the way to go here. Prayer, prayer, thoughts, prayer, and more prayer. We just didn't pray enough. Oh well, problem solved going forward.
  11. Bobby stuff. Holy shit on Stroh. And Littleton has to be the true freshman mentioned. Hearing more and more about offensive lineman Connor Stroh having a very strong fall camp. Stroh has started running some with the 1s on a regular basis, even when Neto Umeozulu is not pushed out to tackle. Stroh’s size and ability to move some of the bigger Texas DLs has caught the eyes of coaches. Umeozulu has been very physical in camp. But Stroh’s size is just hard to overcome, especially as Texas looks to deploy a somewhat different run scheme this season. We don’t know what the exact rotation will be - whether Stroh has outright won the job or if he will spell Umeozulu - but suffice to say Stroh is expected to see action on Saturday barring something unforeseen. ** Defensive tackle Travis Shaw has shown glimpses of extreme talent in fall camp. But he’s also apparently been inconsistent at times. Texas needs 20-30 consistent snaps from Shaw this season. ** While I don’t want to say who, I believe there will be a true freshman in the starting lineup Saturday. ** Quarterback Matthew Caldwell continues to run with the 2s this week.
  12. I got put in time out by Katy on Hornfans circa 2003-ish because I said Les would make a good addition to our staff. She said I had earned my suspension because we didn't have any open positions, and it would require someone being fired. And wishing for someone to be fired was against the site rules. I really can't believe any of us happily hung out there for as long as we did.
  13. This is a good opportunity for you to block that person and remove them from your life completely.
  14. Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if the mob had gotten their hands on someone. God forbid, but say Pelosi. She probably wouldn’t have made it out alive, at which point maybe that’s when the mob would have been fired upon? Dark stuff but it came very close to happening.
  15. I can remember saying that to someone on 1/6. “Well, at least this ends his political career.”
  16. More republicans think he SHOULD do it than think he WILL do it. Thats kind of horrifying.
  17. Saw a clip earlier of Dotard saying "I can do whatever I want. I'm the president." I swear there used to be a huge percentage of our population who were horrified at the prospect of this happening. It's like all they talked about. I wonder where they went.
  18. Do y’all think it would have been an issue on the right if Obama had said out loud “A lot of people are saying I should be a dictator”? I mean we could do this all day every day, but that stands out.
  19. Look, if we have to give up who we are as a country in return for…. um…. fewer trans athletes I guess?…. then that’s what we’re gonna do.
  20. We're going to have him at tackle with Justus Terry in the nascar package. With Simmons and Spence coming off the EDGE. Against the other three Sept opponents, it may be uncomfortable to watch. (not really, it will be awesome)
  21. (barber in Coming to America voice) They beat Ohio State's ass!
  22. So I guess next our dictator is going to occupy cities like St. Louis or New Orleans or Birmingham. What's that? He's not? Just LA, DC, Chicago, NY, etc? Well that's really fucking strange man. I just can't for the life of me figure that one out.
  23. I haven't read the article, but the headline on the IT email I just got says "15 Texas players make IT's top 10 list". Huh?
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