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Red Five

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  1. Dotard announced it on one of his stupid truths things. Talking about it on the news stations.
  2. Well, we bombed Iran.
  3. Three "hi"s from Gerry H just now. No clue how many outstanding that makes.
  4. Hey, a relevant one! Really happy with how DT is going. All three of these guys look like great takes.
  5. Was it Jermichael Finley who they had to bring in Sally Brown to coach him up on how to use condoms, because he kept knocking girls up? I know that's a crazy sentence, but I swear it happened with someone of that era.
  6. IT said today that Jermaine Bishop will be starting off at WR. This is news to me, and seems like we can close up there with Finley if so.
  7. These days that trailer would end with Brody saying "Smile you son of a bitch" followed by a shot of the shark exploding.
  8. We’ll replace Edwards either with a like for like talent or Edwards himself. Lott sucked for me because I’ve mentally had him in the class for a long time.
  9. Yeah we'd come out of that with a framework of government that revolves around bourbon and Texas football and shit.
  10. So today I learned that I am the same age as Robert Shaw in Jaws. Jesus fucking Christ.
  11. This was a bizarre exchange.
  12. Are you a closet Nebraska fan or something?
  13. More like JaggyHorns amirite
  14. Parker looks like every bit where a famous QB dons a disguise and pretends to be a walk-on or whatever.
  15. .... while Trump was President, and Biden was unemployed. Also, Trump spent months saying that if he lost, then it would be because democrats rigged the election (even though every poll had him losing by large amounts). Turns out, he was right! What a fortune teller this guy is!
  16. Hmmm. On one hand, we do have rules here. But on the other....
  17. I saw a list a little while ago of all the times he has said "I know _____ better than the ______". i.e. "I know medicine better than the doctors" or whatever. Basically, it's just a list of everything. So he claims to literally know more than everyone on the planet, about everything.
  18. Ah yes, just like they were wrong when they told him Russia interfered in the 2016 election.
  19. I pulled up the stats for that game. We won 32-0 and our leading receiver was Curtis Thrift with 3 catches for 27 yards. Hadnot had a 52 yard TD run, which I do not remember.
  20. This may be in this thread somewhere, but I was listening to the John Lithgow episode of Smartless earlier (a delightful episode btw) and he said he turned down the role of Frasier Crane. And that he had totally forgotten about it until years later when James Burrows reminded him while they were doing Third Rock From the Sun.
  21. It sure seems irresponsible not to. We're raking in all this cash... make them 300% across the board!
  22. Putting aside for a moment that he has yet to present one ounce of this massive and overwhelming evidence.... attn everyone: This is what Biden got for going out of his way to be overly cordial to this fucking psychopath between election day and January 20th.
  23. Between this and the guy who looks like he'll be around 320 lbs after a year or two in college, I think we decided to just be hilarious at TE this cycle.
  24. I know it's just a weird angle (right?), but if I didn't know any better I'd guess he's about 5'11" 165 soaking wet.
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