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Red Five

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  1. Furthermore, we’re not sure how much Susanna Hoffs even knows about soccer….
  2. Like everything else since January 20th, "Ok sure that sounds positively horrific, but on the plus side.... wait what's the plus side again?".
  3. I had to google it. It's called The Electric State, and it apparently cost $300 million to make. 15% on RT. Is MBB hot in it though?
  4. Mr. "We can't have weaponization of the justice department!" today went to the justice department and talked all about how he is going to have them prosecute people he doesn't like.
  5. This assumes we still exist in our current form in four years. That seems doubtful.
  6. And here I was thinking the world's richest man was just hanging out, destroying our government, for the pure hell of it.
  7. I feel like Iverson. Canada. Man, we talkin' bout Canada. Invading CANADA. Canada, man.
  8. I’m no optometrist, per se, but I would imagine being able to see clearly would help with catching a football. That will be $9.95 please.
  9. That reads like Dotardese and not something Rubio wrote.
  10. I had not considered this. Very plausible.
  11. It’s their new thing. “Don’t be shitty to us just because of our political beliefs. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to get back to burning this country to the ground for Russia.”
  12. Gavin Newsom, perhaps the front runner for the dem nomination in 2028, started a podcast last week. His first guest was Charlie Kirk. We are so screwed.
  13. They’re scared. Plain and simple. Most don’t want the mob sicked on them and/or eventually sent to a camp or prison.
  14. “Remember when I ran on lowering prices and ending wars? Well shut the fuck up about prices. They’re going to keep rising and that’s awesome now. You will feel a lot of pain, and that too is awesome. Oh and about that wars thing… yeah we’re about to start annexing countries against their will. Which will end NATO and maybe kick off WW3.” (vast majority of Dotardarians cheer wildly)
  15. I suppose so. He called the Dotard tariffs “the most important thing America has ever had”.
  16. I fucking hate soccer and loved the show. I can’t imagine it mattering.
  17. I was out on Barnes after that. He just crushed that team.
  18. Didn’t they all sign deals awhile back?
  19. In “wait, what?” news, IT says Christian Clark was cleared two weeks ago. And he will take part in spring practice but probably won’t be a full participant. Wait, what? That doesn’t happen with Achilles injuries.
  20. Nothing bad has ever happened under Trump. Is there any doubt that if he hadn’t been president in 2020, he’d be saying “Covid never would have happened with me as president!”.
  21. Get on a roll, win some games, and then wish Terry good luck next year at South Florida.
  22. "Canada only works as a (U.S.) state" - Dotard
  23. I had to google him. He's at Tarleton St and they are 12-19. Buzz would be my guess and we should do it just for the lulz.
  24. I think I had forgotten that that was Patricia Arquette in True Romance. Like she morphed into a different actress in my brain at some point.
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