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Red Five

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  1. Remember how that started? "Wait, they're just going to lie about something where there is tons of photo and video evidence? Why would they do that?" We were so young and naive.
  2. I need a spreadsheet to track this stuff. Is Ojo already accounted for with a hi?
  3. A "hi" from Gerry today that I imagine is probably Quinn.
  4. He is not a real Secretary of Defense. He is cosplaying one. Good times, hope we survive.
  5. Elected reps shot in their homes and the killer is still on the loose. But there is a (D) next to their names you see, so the president may not bother even picking up the phone.
  6. It’s so crazy how anyone who doesn’t lick his balls is grossly incompetent. What a weird coincidence. Also, Biden called him twice after the assassination attempts (resisted the urge to put that in quotes).
  7. That's either an old clip, or he says shit like that all the time.
  8. Imagine future you showing you these images 10-20-30 years ago. Sometimes this stuff is almost unbelievable. Like from a dystopian movie or something. "Wait. PRESIDENT Donald Trump? Throws himself a military parade with tanks and shit rolling down the street, on his birthday? Sponsored by something called 'Coinbase'???"
  9. How many showed up to the parade in DC?
  10. Bobby Burton said this morning that if a Stanford runner had finished second in her race instead of third, Stanford would have won the cup.
  11. Guy holds a loaded gun pointed at another guy's face. Other guy smirks and doesn't take it seriously. Then gun guy cocks the gun. Now other guy stops smirking and is suddenly scared. I would think just having the loaded gun pointed at my face would be enough for me to take the situation seriously.
  12. They probably would have played Born in the USA, had our president not recently... sigh... gone after Bruce Springsteen online.
  13. Did he mention how much he hates American POWs?
  14. Sign I saw at the Austin rally: "Atheist for Jesus: Make Christians Christian Again." Amen
  15. My dad (RIP) pulled me out of middle school to go see this movie. Not permanently, he just showed up and told them I had a doctor's appointment or something. "I do?" "Nah we're going to see Indiana Jones."
  16. Woman interviewed just now: "My father wakes up at 5 a.m. every day to go to work and has never been accused of committing a crime. But he's being deported by a president convicted of 34 felonies." Well when you put it like that.
  17. Lulz at watching people leaving HEB with a shitload of arts and craft supplies.
  18. Almost like you can't even trust lifelong conmen anymore. Who could have known.
  19. The idea seems to be that he will lose 30-40 lbs. while in college. I don't think I've ever seen this approach before.
  20. Eggs were just too expensive.
  21. The only time I ever hear about this is when the right is bitching about it.
  22. Well that would be about the biggest story in the history of US politics, if they were ever able to actually prove it. And of course, 30% of the country would never believe it anyway.
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