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Red Five

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  1. Red Five replied to Grandioso's topic in Movies and TV
    This is like witnessing someone watch our 2005 season for the first time. “You guys gotta see VY pump fake this OSU dude….!”
  2. Imagine that article, but replace every mention of republicans with democrats (and vice versa), and replace every mention of Trump with Biden or Obama. Just playing a different game here entirely.
  3. Red Five replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Someone saying incredibly, objectively incorrect things in a very confident manner will always be hilarious. It's basically Ron Burgandy.
  4. Red Five replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    You are very clearly describing Mosley.
  5. Red Five replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Everything you’re saying is wrong. To the extent I have no idea who or what you’re talking about, and I’m not sure you do either.
  6. Red Five replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    I think he’s confusing Moore and Mosley.
  7. And then admitted to making it up. And then 79 million people voted for them.
  8. I call complete bullshit on there being nothing compromising on Trump in those files.
  9. Just facts.
  10. I thought he was a perfectly fine third receiver. One of our problems last year was that we had a bunch of guys who were perfectly fine third receivers.
  11. Per IT, Deandre Moore not coming back.
  12. Or on Texas offensive tape.
  13. He literally said that Reiner was murdered because he hated Trump. The subtext of that, that doesn't take very long to reach, is that it's ok to murder people who don't like him. That's not misquoting, that's reading what he wrote.
  14. I think she’s hilarious but I don’t really get her body horror humor, or whatever it’s called.
  15. He wouldn’t come with great expectations.
  16. In his post this morning? Yeah he blamed his murder on Reiner’s “TDS”. I think it’s fair to make the connection.
  17. He’s saying that anyone who doesn’t support him deserves to be brutally murdered. Not only deserves it, but that is the actual cause of it. He is really, really sick and deranged. And it’s going to keep getting worse.
  18. Shit at this point all I want out of life is to be rich and retired and living in anonymity.
  19. Wes Anderson.
  20. I think that should read “preparing to lose him”?
  21. I actually laughed at the word “reportedly” in there. Like Trump woke up this morning to a bunch of news reports detailing how Rob Reiner’s hatred of Trump got him killed by his crazy son.
  22. Al Franken. Launched into the sun. Meanwhile, “Quiet piggy.”
  23. They’re all still too busy laughing about Pelosi’s husband being almost murdered in his home.
  24. Still can’t describe him as anything less than saintly. But the fucking President posting that absolute garbage will, I’m assuming, be perfectly ok! Even really funny to a lot of people. There was a time, like literally any time prior to 2016, where a President saying something like that would have been the biggest story in the world. Because it would have meant that the most powerful person in the world was objectively insane. And the discussion would have been how to remove him from office as fast as possible.
  25. That reads like Stephen Miller wrote it.
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