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Red Five

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  1. I opened this thread to type out something similar. My initial reaction to the headline of "Trump knew about the girls" or whatever was to laugh and go You think?? But then I remembered those 79 million "special" people. Jesus, Karoline Levitt just said "The only thing these emails prove is that Trump did nothing wrong".
  2. He also said the President is dead. I guess he/she could have fallen during the transition process like Karen (?), but there's probably more to it than that.
  3. I would get over all of that pretty fucking fast. "I swear to you, I will fight all of you until my last dying breath." "We've got Sydney Sweeney on the next flight to Austin, Red Five. She is very eager to please you." "Perhaps I was too harsh...."
  4. Heavy is the head that eats the crayons.
  5. Red Five

    Obama

    Hustlin' around Atlanta in their alligator shoes.
  6. Jesus Christ is this real.
  7. Red Five

    Obama

    That is typically just a figure of speech, but in this case I would actually do it. Provided, of course, that the left nut removal was done surgically by actual doctors with anesthesia, etc. of course.
  8. Red Five

    Obama

    A bunch of Trump voters knocking Obama because there were cameras present. These people just live in a different universe.
  9. Well I still have no ABC or ESPN in my house, so I may attend just for that reason alone. Coming from SW Austin so I'd probably be interested in that ride share from Oak Hill.
  10. That's hilarious. "We are confident we are standing in broad daylight right now." "Even though it's 2 a.m. and we're staring up at a black sky?" "Well sure sometimes it's night time as well.... comes and goes, you know."
  11. Red Five

    Obama

    I think we all were a little concerned about what was about to come out of that dude's mouth.
  12. Every time Dotard opens his mouth I feel like Frank Grimes from The Simpsons. And like him, everyone around just going "Yeah man, that's just how he is. Anyway...." I mean my god, imagine Biden rambling about magnets and how no one knows how they work. You would have had half the democratic party calling on him to get 25th'd.
  13. Huh. That's weird.
  14. Red Five

    Obama

    .... somebody's planning on running again!
  15. Maybe "the con job" was telling Americans that he would have their prices lowered on day one. Amongst all the other shit he said he'd do on day one that never happened.
  16. This would be malpractice. We'd be counting on the guys not good enough to get on the field this year as starters next year. Like two out of Connor Stroh, Nate Kibble, and Jackson Christian would be starters.
  17. I'm thru two eps and it's really good.
  18. If you want to feel old, she's probably pushing 40 now.
  19. What kind of CGI sorcery was used to hide those cannons of hers during the boxing scenes?
  20. For much of the season this was the worst OL I have ever seen at Texas. That's why people are talking about it, Bobby. And, oddly enough, college football fans tend to talk about such things on internet message boards, and yes, even during the season when we fans can't personally make any changes to the OL. Of all people, Burton shouldn't need to be told these things.
  21. Burton put up an oddly aggressive post this morning on the OL. And the "aggressive" part was pointed towards the Texas fan base. He questioned why people are still discussing the OL's shortcomings, because there is nothing that can be done about it now. And called it "crying". I thought it was very strange.
  22. I know he doesn’t know how to use words, but now the government shutdown was also a hoax?
  23. It probably took awhile to do a find/replace deal with Donald Trump and George Soros.
  24. I guess we can do spoilers in here? By the time the story started over again for a third time I was ready to chunk my remote through my tv. As I and others said on the Netflix thread, I just really disliked that whole narrative structure. And then it ended without an ending.
  25. I love threesomes. I'd love to be a part of one someday. -Michael Scott, -Wayne Gretzky.
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