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jimmyjazz

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  1. Nobody roasts a chicken as well as Jonathan Waxman, save maybe Thomas Keller, and Waxman uses EVOO and roasts at 450 F. Good enough for me. I can't taste any off flavors and I don't care if I've lost some antioxidants.
  2. The least expensive?
  3. Well, besides Quinn Ewers (probably).
  4. At least Thurman Thomas was a damn good back as well. The thing about #1 Texas vs #2 tOSU is that if Texas wins, the reaction will be "duh, they should" but if tOSU wins the reaction will be "we told you Texas was way overhyped" (even after a road loss by something like 28-27). These people exist to create controversy and thus clicks.
  5. The idea that injury has to be personally experienced to count is one of the great problems with MAGA. "It hasn't affected you, why do you care?" Never mind the fact that Trump/Musk actions will definitely affect me down the road.
  6. Recency bias.
  7. Penn State had (at least) 4 undefeated seasons w/o being awarded even a share of the national title. Now, their coaches raped or facilitated the rape of multiple players, so fuck 'em, but this "blue blood" argument hinging on titles gets a little wonky.
  8. Hey, don't act like you weren't one of the ne'er do wells applying the pressure.
  9. Baby Acapulco on Riverside in the 1980's: "Y'all look young, are you legal drinking age?" "Yes ma'am, we are all 21 or older." "OK, but 2 margs is the limit per person." "That's fine." <serves everyone a half dozen lethal margs>
  10. Ain't nothing wrong with a nice slice of sirloin.
  11. Old Man Fights
  12. Where is that?
  13. jimmyjazz

    Goose

    I first became aware of them about a year ago. I liked what I initially heard. I'm allergic to jam bands, and so when I dug in deeper I found some stuff I didn't like, but they do have a lot of good songs, and they can definitely play.
  14. What kind of asshole "liberates" a bunch of dogs at a shelter specifically dedicated to saving dogs' lives? God damn I hate people.
  15. Holy crap, that's Pamela Anderson!
  16. I missed this -- what is the significance of the size of each circle?
  17. "Well me as an American am . . ." "Stop living in the past that's why it's called past"
  18. Pretty hard to argue with the top 6, not that they're necessarily in the right order (and yes, I understand they're ranked by games won). After that it gets contested.
  19. Not to disparage DKR, and these scores are old (1984), but NFL Wonderlic scores by position are allegedly: Offensive tackle – 26 Center – 25 Quarterback – 24 Guard – 23 Tight end – 22 Safety – 19 Linebacker – 19 Cornerback – 18 Wide receiver – 17 Fullback – 17 Halfback – 16
  20. I can't even imagine that there are enough kids who think "hey that's cool" to fill a 5A high school much less a 70K student campus. Good God.
  21. Any of you virtuosos want to come over and do the deed, fine.
  22. Fuckers. Done.
  23. Epi makes one. Stop me from placing the order.
  24. My hysterical wife made me take our chihuahua to the vet for eating a grape. I'm pretty sure I didn't need to spend that $450, and honestly, it would have been a fair tradeoff if I hadn't.
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