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jimmyjazz

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  1. Uh, yes?
  2. Roger Goodell has the charisma of a mushroom.
  3. It's the most obvious answer. I would assume most of those also have zero disposable income.
  4. Why do people burn perfectly good vacation/PTO time to go to the draft? In Green Bay?
  5. Man, that Sanders family just can't catch a break.
  6. Ain't my problem he lives in South Austin.
  7. It's pouring at 360/2222. Dammit.
  8. Those are exactly the two I use. HEB when it's available, Morton's if I have to.
  9. I have no dog in the Oilers V Titans war, but why would Warren Moon be doling out Titans jerseys?
  10. I get as giddy as a 5-year-old on Christmas Eve every time we play these dipshits, regardless of sport. It usually turns out to be a great Christmas.
  11. First, he's very mature, and studies film like a high level pro. Beyond that, he's driven and has a very high motor. The Broncos' secondary is about to be elite.
  12. I have yet to see a cogent argument for why the 8th largest school district in Texas contributes 3.5X as much money as any other school district in the state. The counterargument is usually "property values hurr durr durr" which is total prima facie lunacy. Come on. We get fucked year after year, and gleefully so.
  13. Wow, I'm surprised they're that different in terms of density. Good to know, thanks.
  14. Jahdae's wallet. That guy is gifted, smart, studious and humble.
  15. She IS a tryst. Wait, she's a three-way. Whatever.
  16. . . . and Grubbs and Harrison took a step forward.
  17. I'm not saying Banks is Travis Hunter, but downgrading him (not really him, just the team for picking another o-lineman) while acknowledging that he might actually be a functional tackle OR guard seems pretty silly. But, Kiper.
  18. Well, the guy ran for 1000 yards one season. That's a little more than "they just let him use his legs when he wanted". It was a pretty profound shift in QB style of play. (And VY wasn't Vick, to be sure.)
  19. Team dependent. The Falcons let Michael Vick do what he did. Then, he killed some dogs.
  20. Kelvin Banks is a "C"?
  21. Today I learned that Miranda Lambert is a Packers fan.
  22. To this point, I usually budget a teaspoon of coarse kosher salt per pound of protein -- ANY protein -- and for BBQ I use twice as much black pepper as salt. Some well-known Q joints in central Texas use even more pepper than that (as high as 9:1, which is too much for me to try because I don't want to waste the better part of a day for some extra black pepper).
  23. Much like SEC football, I am of the opinion that SEC baseball's reputation is a bit overinflated, and the conference benefits from those lingering high rankings as the season goes along.
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