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jimmyjazz

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  1. I had a similar catastrophe with one of those countertop "Fry Daddy" deep fat friers. Drank too much, decided some french fries would be good, left the plastic lid on the fryer, laid down on the couch and woke up about 2 hours later to the gnarliest and most likely carcinogenic smoke because the lid melted and dropped into the fryer. I just threw the whole thing away.
  2. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
  3. Not really a "concert" per se, but we were gifted some tix to this comedy event at Far Out Lounge tonight. Holy shit I have never heard less funny sets in my life. The rap guy performing when we rolled in was by far the best thing we saw, and he wasn't trying to be funny whatsoever, he was just doing his thing. The following three "comedians" were painfully awful, to the point where the crowd (which was large) was either silent or booing. So, that's a wasted night.
  4. Well, it's possible there is some common ground, but I have to warn you: I hate "Aqualung" and "Light My Fire".
  5. Well, damn. I've always said "Tempted" is my favorite pop song ever, and I'm not close to changing my mind on that one. Those others you listed aren't far behind.
  6. Which is . . . half of $90K?
  7. Eli Drunkwitz doing work.
  8. I'm always amused at the idea of a $90K pickup truck. Most trucks I see with any level of work put on them are pretty damn basic.
  9. If they aren't they are renting smaller, less valuable homes (which makes perfect sense).
  10. He was a dumbass for saying "blue blood" but his point was clear.
  11. LMAO at the announcers bringing the truth about A&M. Keep it up.
  12. Just another talentless band doing a bad cover of some song they wish they had written. Lather, rinse, repeat.
  13. Every renter pays property tax and insurance.
  14. Way to go, Penn State. Interim coach with the dumbest time out ever.
  15. I think this may be one of the rare gamedays where Columbia actually rocks. Average BAC should already be ~0.2% and climbing.
  16. Monte Cristo
  17. Croque madame Croque monsieur Cubano
  18. Well, maybe Penn State can actually do their job and knock Indiana down. Tech is beating the shit out of BYU. I honestly think Tech may be the best team in Texas, and that thought gives me massive indigestion.
  19. Why? You think they'd be more motivated if they lose to MSU? You have to balance that with the idea that maybe they aren't that good. I will say that UGA will be absolutely lit next Saturday night. My buddy is working the game and he expects it to be the biggest game at Sanford in years. Translation: loud as shit and full of massively drunk southerners. Plus, they are apparently apoplectic over the water bottle incident at DKR last year, which I find hilarious, given they typical behavior of SEC fans.
  20. Well, first of all the idea of helping one's fellow man is not even remotely some sort of exclusively "Christian" value. Beyond that, the American evangelical movement has perverted Christian values beyond recognition, so no I don't give a flying fuck how bad they are. I do give a flying fuck about people starving. Call me a libtard.
  21. No, you don't understand, you need to let everyone starve. surly told us.
  22. But George Soros!
  23. @Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand, thanks for those links. I need to carve out some time.
  24. You couldn't just freeze the leftovers?
  25. . . . likely on the road.
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