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jimmyjazz

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  1. He was a dumbass for saying "blue blood" but his point was clear.
  2. LMAO at the announcers bringing the truth about A&M. Keep it up.
  3. Just another talentless band doing a bad cover of some song they wish they had written. Lather, rinse, repeat.
  4. Every renter pays property tax and insurance.
  5. Way to go, Penn State. Interim coach with the dumbest time out ever.
  6. I think this may be one of the rare gamedays where Columbia actually rocks. Average BAC should already be ~0.2% and climbing.
  7. Monte Cristo
  8. Croque madame Croque monsieur Cubano
  9. Well, maybe Penn State can actually do their job and knock Indiana down. Tech is beating the shit out of BYU. I honestly think Tech may be the best team in Texas, and that thought gives me massive indigestion.
  10. Why? You think they'd be more motivated if they lose to MSU? You have to balance that with the idea that maybe they aren't that good. I will say that UGA will be absolutely lit next Saturday night. My buddy is working the game and he expects it to be the biggest game at Sanford in years. Translation: loud as shit and full of massively drunk southerners. Plus, they are apparently apoplectic over the water bottle incident at DKR last year, which I find hilarious, given they typical behavior of SEC fans.
  11. Well, first of all the idea of helping one's fellow man is not even remotely some sort of exclusively "Christian" value. Beyond that, the American evangelical movement has perverted Christian values beyond recognition, so no I don't give a flying fuck how bad they are. I do give a flying fuck about people starving. Call me a libtard.
  12. No, you don't understand, you need to let everyone starve. surly told us.
  13. But George Soros!
  14. @Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand, thanks for those links. I need to carve out some time.
  15. You couldn't just freeze the leftovers?
  16. . . . likely on the road.
  17. UDub was the first to come to mind. Annapolis is gorgeous, so Navy. BC or BU. Cal or Stanford.
  18. Yeah, that's really cool. Congrats to Turnstile and Yip.
  19. One of the greats. If you had asked me to name the singer, I wouldn't have gotten it right with 1000 guesses. I probably would have started with "BJ Thomas".
  20. Where are we on preference for today's games, specifically UGA/MSU, A&M/MU and BYU/TTech? I always struggle with the desire to root for chaos above us (MissState and Mizzou) or root for the teams we're going to play (UGA and A&M). That said, I'm hard wired to root against A&M and I grew up in MO so whether my head says to root for A&M there is no way my heart can do it. What about BYU v Tech? One other note: UGA's starting NT being out for the season isn't helping them one bit.
  21. Albert Hammond (Sr.)
  22. You got me to look him up -- I had no idea, but he's a pretty successful songwriter, with a lot of big hits written for other singers (and a few for himself).
  23. Not sure. They'd have to go to a kitchen or at least be pre-cooked, at least for a good chunk of those affected.
  24. You're a fucking lunatic, and apparently so is your wife. We feed the hungry, full stop. We don't adminster a purity test for them to qualify. Take it OUT of the realm of religion: "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free". THAT'S America. I'm not saying we don't fight, if you point a gun at me I'll pull my trigger, but that's a different thing entirely. In short, you've been sniffing your own farts for so long on surly that you've gone completely around the bend. Good luck with that.
  25. Your wife is allegedly a Presbyterian minister. Pardon me if I presume she doesn't agree with your barbaric perspective.
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