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jimmyjazz

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  1. HOLY SHIT that's obstruction? She was out!
  2. Man, this team is so prone to terrible plays at 1st. Get this done, ladies.
  3. We should give Tech a big "fuck you" by bunting.
  4. God damn I am so sick of this commentating. "And they have to keep Texas off the board in the bottom of this inning." No, they don't, not if they score at least one run.
  5. Good boy, Chief. Big stretch, big yawn, godspeed.
  6. Golly I would feel bad if we beat the living shit out of Tech in this game. Wait, no I wouldn't.
  7. The runner isn't going to turn towards the 1st base dugout to head to 2nd.
  8. Such horseshit. No, she wasn't turning for 2nd. Fuck you Texas Tech. Enjoy runner-up.
  9. "Any"? Yes. But she's done it before. I have to think we have the upper hand though with TK on 12 pitches last night.
  10. Come on, people.
  11. Right now I can't recall one thing I do particularly well, but it's been a rough day.
  12. I had a mudslide this morning.
  13. Can't believe the Sex book hasn't had some images spoilered by now.
  14. Well, I for one thought his band Mahogany Rush flat out rocked.
  15. Oh good, I've always thought the White House needed a grotesque, faux gilded gymnasium stabbed onto one side like a tumor growing out of a dog's ass.
  16. That's awesome!
  17. See, what y'all don't understand, because you didn't play football, is that all 3 of those drops were on Simms.
  18. Of course. The fascinating thing is that it's not beyond the pale for one party to be in favor of impeaching a justice they seated and for the other party to be against it. We live in a brave new world.
  19. I just don't understand how anyone could refer to that senile, feeble, doddering old fool who was in the Oval Office from 2021-2025 as a "child".
  20. Not if the residential pool is on a treadmill.
  21. If you lose 1/4" of depth per day to evaporation in both pools, which one loses more water?
  22. I imagine the evaporation off of a municipal pool as a function of capacity dwarfs that of a residential pool. They're both roughly the same depth, but the surface area of the public pool is massive.
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